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    A young Jake isn't used to weathering the tropical storms alone. Fortunately, his new friend is online! Or, Jake is scared of noisy monsters and Dirk talks him through it.

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    You wake, gasping for breath and with a scream choking itself in the back of your throat. It comes out as a pathetic whimper. The kind of sound reserved for dying animals, or so you’ve been told. So you’ve seen, though never in person.
    Not your person, strictly speaking.

    (Or, Dirk isn't sure whether or not his splinters are possessing him, but he doesn't know what to do about it anyway.)

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    1/1
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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

    Language:
    English
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    17,175
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    672
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    TT: Dirk is dead.
    TG: what
    TT: This is AI Dirk you're talking to.
    TT: The project I have been telling you about.
    TT: *He, I mean.
    TT: Flesh and blood Dirk was just fucking obliterated by imperial drones on the rooftop. I can't see him anymore so I can only assume the worst. What do I do.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    937
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    -Story Also On Wattpad (Updates Faster)-

    Plane Crash/Survival AU: DikJake '

    After boarding a plane for a family event, Dirk and Jake reunite awkwardly after a rocky past when they realize they have to sit beside each other on a plane. However, the two must put aside their problems in order to survive together after the plane debris leads them to an island. The real question that remains in their minds, is if they'll ever be rescued.

    Homestuck and its characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
    Homestuck©Andrew Hussie

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    207
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    Dirk Strider never asked to be born the prince of the mer-kingdom of Alternia. He never asked to be the one chosen above his brothers to become king. When he ran from his crown, he never asked to find his heart with the clutzy, adventure-seeking, surf-obsessed, quarterback of Hussie High, but that's exactly what happened.

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    English
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    12,158
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    556
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    Self Indulgent Dirk/Jake.The beginning bit is taken straight from my fanfic "Blue Balling" because that's what this was originally supposed to be and then I gave up and gave it the crack ending and now have come back and written a full, porn actually happens, fic.

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    1/1
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    23
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    Summary: It was supposed to the best four years of their life but things start to change with the kids. They start to develop powers thus making them go on the run. This is an AU fic where Sburb does not happen. The kids develop their god tier powers.

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    English
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    1,575
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    317
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    The envelope you recognize immediately and snatch up, embarrassed. “I’m going to stick this with my other old letters,” you say, trying for casual, and pitch it overhand into one of the open boxes.

    or: so what was in that envelope that dirk hid? [companion piece to chapter 3 of an ocean between.]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    406
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    The 5 times John and Dave were brought together by Fate™ + the 1 time they finally put the matter into their own hands.

    Featuring: John as an elementary teacher; Dave as both a broke-ass artist and a single parent to his younger brother; and nine-year-old Dirk as Fate™ itself

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    419
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    Dirk y Hal, los gemelos Strider, reciben su carta para asistir a Hogwarts. Nuestra historia nos habla de la vida de Dirk ahora que ha ingresado en el mejor colegio de magia y hechicería, donde sorpresas aguardan por él.
    Clases mágicas, quidditch y mucho más en este universo mágico con nuestros queridos personajes de homestuck.

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    Español
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    28,385
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    141
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    You've spent a long time hiding from the shadows, John. But it looks like they've found you anyway. What will you do now?

    On the day of his Transmuscendence, John goes missing. At the same time, a baby boy appears on a young man's doorstep (or, in a young man's joke shop, as it were).
    After reliving his first thirteen years of life in a world so different from where he came from, John finds himself woefully unprepared when his fiances from his homeworld come to take him away.
    It's a good thing his best pals are still around to try and help, right?

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    English
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    1,909
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    295
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    It started on a day like any others. To be fair, you didn't even think it was going to be anything more than a normal cold. People don't think of zebras when they hear hooves. But in hindsight you should've. the symptoms were all there, your lungs felt heavy and every time you coughed it seemed like you had something stuck in your throat. Nobody asked and you didn't think better.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    228
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    Dirk is blind, Jake's moved in on the floor above his.

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    English
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    1,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    595
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    Dirk Strider has always been a hopeless romantic, but he had never fallen in love until he met Jake.

    However, falling in love is the easy part.

    (Side fic for It Had To Be You. Can be read with or without the original story)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    756
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    How did it all unravel?
    Why did everything went to be in such disarray?
    Who were involved?
    What caused this Kingdom to start crumbling apart?
    This is the story of everyone involved, those who died and those who still live. About the people prophesied and the Outcasts. About the parents, the guardians, the children. The powerful and the powerless. The past leading to the present and so on to foresee the future. This is the story of the Kingdom Before Us.

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    English
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    9,994
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    378
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    A Homestuck AU where trolls have been on earth for approximately 20 years, Dave Strider is a famous director and Dirk is the brother who is just wants live a normal life with his friends. But when your brother is part of the resistance Dirk finds out that 'normal' quickly becomes a foreign concept. Discovering he was in a quadrant with a highblood he just met, Dirk soon finds himself in the midst of a battle decades in the making where murder, ectobiology, scheming highbloods, and political sabotage force him to realize that he can't outrun a destiny that was put into motion the second he made.

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    English
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    44,601
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    762
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    The drones come to pay Dirk a visit more and more now he's thirteen. But it's all just training. The Condesce wants to make him strong. She doesn't want to kill him.

    Language:
    English
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    2,297
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    320
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    Jake English - a teacher at a university in London - meets a very cute Texan at a pub.
    You know how the game goes.

    This was inspired my "Sculpted Douche Abs" by Sumomomochi, which gives me so many good feels you don't even know.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1249
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    Sprawling backyards, treehouse plans; running barefoot, holding hands; new kid moves in catty-corner; time slows down; summer mourner.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,364
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    65

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