2 Works in Jake English & Brain Ghost Dirk Strider

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    It was suppose to be a normal day for Jane Crocker, work on the new laws, make sure the troll population was under control, deal with the stupid clown that was obsessed with her and then come home to a loving husband and their first born child.

    It was supposed to be that way anyway.

    What she actually came back to was a new husband that was destroying her home and her drones, demanding for a divorce and fiercely protective over their child.


    Waking up in Jake English's body after reviving from some death was bad, especially when it turned out to be drunken suicide. Waking up in Jake English's body during the Epilogue was even worse. Now he had a kid to take care of, a megalomaniac, fascist and tyrantess wife who's cheating on him with a deranged clown fuck, an existential crisis in realizing he was actually a part of the original Jake English and two brain ghosts who are just as confused on his situation as he was.

    But one thing was clear; He was taking Tavros and getting the hell away from Jane. Jane, Gamzee, the whole fucking Epilogue can kiss his ass, Dirk Ultimate was coming and he was NOT going to be involved with this horse shit.

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    English
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    9,592
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    708
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    This Unit's registered designation is STRIFE-BOT_111 [BROBOT]. You have no name. You are not human.
    Emotions are for humans. You want this glitch to stop.

    There is no glitch. Denial has proven useless.
    Your designation was BROBOT. You are regrettably human.

    Your former designation is irrelevant. You aren't a robot anymore.
    You chose a name. You like your name.

    You like Strifing, felines, being included in a conversation, small spaces, collecting profile data, and flat soda.
    You dislike a specific shade of red, arachnid Lusi, bleeding, feeling tired, all most things Betty Crocker, and sunburn.

    You are human, and that...
    That's okay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,634
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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