1 - 20 of 254 Works in Jake (Schitt's Creek)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of drabbles posted in response to the weekly words issued by schittscreekdrabbleblog on tumblr.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    777
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Welcome to my attempt at Kinktober. For this chapter, there is just talk about kink, no actual kink. The porn starts (hopefully) tomorrow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,845
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    7923
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick has a moment of vulnerability at Stevie’s but David makes everything okay for him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    513
  4. Tags
    Summary

    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

    -----

    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,089
    Chapters:
    11/24
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2235
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick hated Halloween now. He always used to love it, but since last year, when David had his accident, he couldn’t stand it. He wished they could just stay home this year, but it fell on one of the store’s usual operating days, and they couldn’t justify closing the store just because he didn’t like Halloween anymore and wanted to stay home with his husband. They dutifully opened the store, just like they always did, but unlike last year, it was eerily quiet, almost like everyone in town was avoiding it. It was nothing like last year.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,990
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    367
  6. Tags
    Summary

    When Patrick goes in for his first routine colonoscopy, the results aren't what he and David were expecting.

    Please note that there is NO CHARACTER DEATH, not even sickness. Events are based on the author's own experience with a Stage One colon cancer diagnosis. There's a bit of angst, but a happy ending is guranteed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,175
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    81
    Hits:
    479
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Murder. That was the collective name for a group of crows, wasn't it? And by the looks of things, if David didn't get to safety soon, he'd be slain in the streets by wickedly sharp beaks and glinting talons.

    The only thing was.. He was stricken with panic. He couldn't move.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,559
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    168
  8. Tags
    Summary

    "Do you want to order a pizza for dinner?”

    “I don’t know if I can eat,” David said as he came into the room, wringing his hands.

    “What? Are you feeling okay?” Patrick was alarmed. David could almost always eat, especially pizza. He reached up to feel David’s forehead with the back of his hand.

    “I’m not sick, I’m haunted.”

    “Wait, you’re what?”

    Things are going on at a few different locations, and David comes to a logical (?) conclusion. Patrick isn't so sure. Who's right? David? Patrick? Could they both be right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,719
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    567
  9. Tags
    Summary

    “Patrick? What are you thinking? I don’t like that look.”

    “We could do a haunted house.”

    “No. No, no, no, no, nope. We are not doing that. Haunted houses are incorrect!”

    In which we discover yet another thing David finds incorrect; the question is, who will win the debate this time?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    322
  10. Tags
    Summary

    A series of loosely connected fall-themed Schitt's Creek ficlets.

    *Work is now complete!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,081
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    548
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    6036
  11. Tags
    Summary

    David was a reckless art thief who stumbled onto a dead body and mysterious object in a back alley one night. Unexpectedly, he stumbled into something much more unnerving.

    “Is this your idea of foreplay?”
    Patrick’s lips twitched. “We can skip it if it’s not to your liking.”
    ”I don’t know.” He said, just to see what would happen.
    There was no anger or violence on Patrick’s face. He spoke softly. “Kiss me, then.”
    Somehow that made him shivered. “Is that a command?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    95,033
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2398
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Students from different universities were chosen to go on a prepaid trip to Gili Meno, a small island on the northwest coast of Lombok, Indonesia. A summer paradise that is secluded and — almost — entirely off the grid. An intended summer getaway turns out to be a living nightmare when the group encounters cursed land. On the island, strangers are forced to trust their lives to each other.

    From the moment they stepped into Swastamita Ananta Resort by Rose Enterprise, they knew that it would be the longest two weeks of their lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,027
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    139
  13. Tags
    Summary

    31 days, 31 triple-drabbles. Will include multiple ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,400
    Chapters:
    18/31
    Comments:
    460
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    6195
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick really likes his new roommate even though David is a little particular and tends to hog the remote. And Patrick is totally fine that David is pansexual, so why does he start to feel a little funny every time David brings home a new person?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,429
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    189
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    4198
  15. Tags
    Summary

    David and Patrick meet after both have lived full lives, separate from each other. Can they still find love after all the grief, heartache, and failures finally bring them together?

    Patrick Brewer moves to Schitt's Creek after his wife dies after nearly 2 decades of marriage. He meets David, who's going through a bit of his own mid-life crisis after having dealt with yet another failed relationship. Even with all the pain from their pasts, both men are ready to find love again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,578
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    915
  16. Tags
    Summary

    "an action or event serving as an introduction to something more important."

    A 3 part telling of the story of David and Patrick had they met before Schitt's Creek (before either of them were ready to love each other properly).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,920
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1248
  17. Tags
    Summary

    “A home isn't always the house we live in. It's also the people we choose to surround ourselves with.” — The House in the Cerulean Sea
     
    A look through the entries in David and Patrick's wedding guestbook

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    136
  18. Tags
    Summary

    If Buck thought he was hot in his picture, then it really didn't do him justice. This guy is so beautiful that Buck finds it hard to believe he's even real. And he's only wearing a pair of jeans that hang low on his hips, revealing the waistband of his boxer briefs and showing off a set of abs that Buck desperately wants to run his tongue over. 

    "Hey," Jake says, leaning against the door frame as he takes Buck in, letting his eyes travel over his body in a way that makes Buck squirm. "Glad you came."

    "Not yet," Buck jokes, feeling his cheeks flush when he realizes what he's said. He tries to play it off with a cocky smile. 

    OR: Jake is in LA for a bit, Buck is looking for a hook-up. They match on a dating app.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,352
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    436
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Still reeling from a bad breakup and a professional setback, David moves to Schitt’s Creek and takes a job at Stevie’s coffee shop. He’s definitely not looking for love in this tiny town, but a cute customer in mid-range denim offering business advice might just change his mind.

    A story about friendships, coming together, and plenty of coffee.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,940
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3856
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick and Rachel are engaged and attempting to plan their wedding when life finds them in Schitt's Creek.

    Patrick doesn't expect to see David Rose when he moves to Schitt's Creek. Patrick and David met many years ago.

    Patrick and David are both in relationships now. How does seeing each other again impact those relationships?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,921
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    7902

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation