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    After he's diagnosed with a terminal illness, Patrick blows up his entire life and goes on his dream vacation.

     
    Story is based on the movie Last Holiday. As usual, I’ve only retained the broadest strokes of the movie plot & taken many liberties. You don't need to be familiar with the movie to read this, but I love and recommend it. Queen Latifah is amazing. This was meant to be written with alternating POV by chapters, but David, and especially Patrick, had other ideas and I let them do what they wanted. I think the POV changes are clear, though.

    ***If you need/want assurances about this story before choosing to read it, please click here, but be aware SPOILERS lurk there.***

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    The Moulin Rouge was the height of underworld entertainment for the rich and powerful of Paris, a place to escape the everyday and be plunged into a world of lust and thirst. Men wore their finest black tailcoat tuxedos; women like Stevie were adorned in suits or dresses with plunging necklines.

    The dance hall swirled with scantily clad entertainers bedecked in jewelry, boas and far more makeup than necessary. It was a riot of colors and fabrics. Entering the hall, we were hit with a wall of music that took my breath away. Stevie gave me a knowing smirk and offered me her arm in escort. The look she gave me said, “You’ll get used to it, move along.” She breezed through the crowd until the five of us were seated in a private box, perfect for watching the show. Champagne and absinthe flowed like fountains, inviting us to give in to our most worldly desires.

    “Stevie, are you sure this will work?”

    She gazed casually out at the dance floor before turning to me, “No.”

    -or-

    The extremely self-indulgent Moulin Rouge AU that *some* of you asked for.

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    4
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    When Patrick, best of the Greeks, and Roland, leader of the Greek army, quarrel, Patrick refuses to fight. But how will the Greek army defeat the Trojans without their best fighter?

    This story does not have a happy ending.

    An Iliad/Trojan War AU.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Between the stark brightness of the sun and the water's reflection, Patrick could have sworn he saw something shimmering beneath the surface.

    This man was the single most fascinating thing he had ever seen.

    "Come back."

    -or-

    The Little Mermaid AU some of you asked for.

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    129
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    Legally Blonde AU

    David Rose thinks he's going to marry Sebastien Raine, but when Sebastien breaks up with him, David follows him to business school to prove his worth and get him back. Enter Patrick Brewer, who helps David realize he's worth so much more than that.

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    3/12
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    15
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    Season 2 of Vampires Are People Too!

    This season, the gang is on summer break. They have endless time to spend chilling at the creek, making out in the back of various pick up trucks, and experimenting with their superpowers. What could go wrong?

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    Rose Gold, the up-and-coming New York based PR firm run by brother-sister tag-team David and Alexis Rose, specializes in making over both individuals and organizations from the inside out. Still new to the game, their services haven’t exactly become as sought-after as they were hoping in the big city. Their saving grace – both personal and professional – comes from the last place David ever thought he would find himself again - and he doesn't just mean Canada.

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    The conversation had started a year after their wedding, popping up here and there - a future project, something they couldn’t quite yet afford or dedicate the time to really consider.

    It was fun to fantasize though; the space above the store was huge, a whole extra piece of real estate they weren’t even using. Over the next few years it became an increasingly familiar discussion, always springing up in response to their needs in the moment.

    It was a lot of talk, but never materialized into anything. Until it finally did.

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    1/1
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    89
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    9
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    436
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    Jake wanted to give her his jacket, but she’d probably only see it as an act of charity. God knew she didn’t accept help easy. He’d seen Stevie cut down enough people to know better than to try.

    He settled for breaking his bundle of daisies down the middle. They were for her dead mother, not her, but still. Stevie took them.

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    Patrick cupped his jaw, expression painfully gentle.

    David had been on the receiving end of one to many spontaneous, orgasm clouded confessions to feel comfortable letting that continue.

    “So,” he smoothed his hands up Patrick’s arms, squeezing his shoulders lightly, “we really took advantage of all that privacy.”
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    David and Patrick take Jake up on his offer to join them for date night.

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    1/1
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    Jake wasn’t in the habit of hiding his insecurities. David wasn’t sure he knew how.

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
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    The Schitt’s Creek Volunteer Fire Department gets a lot of callouts. Here’s what happened after 5 of them (and before 1 of them).

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    1/1
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    When the Rose family loses it all because of a greedy business partner, they end up in a secluded community surrounded by forest.

    David becomes enamored with a mysterious stranger who has amber eyes and pale, ice cold skin.

    aka the Twilight/Midnight Sun AU no one asked for ❤️

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    71
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    67
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    21
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    2413
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    Patrick Brewer is just like any other small town high schooler—hungry, busy, tired, and full of existential dread. He's in a funk and there's no end in sight. Until a family with a mysterious past comes to town.

    It's a teen vampire AU!

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    Because of course Interflix would expect her partner to be there; these premieres are, as much as anything, an excuse for the staff to dress up and party it up, and everyone brings their significant others. It would look bad if Alexis’ partner wasn’t there.

    Which is why it’s so awkward that they don’t actually exist.


    Or, five times Alexis and Ruth fake date (and one time it’s not so fake)

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    1/1
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    After selling his gallery and leaving New York, David moves to Toronto with the only thing in the world that matters to him-- his dog, Lady.

    Everything goes okay, except for one problem: his cute but annoying new neighbor, Patrick, and his rambunctious mutt.

    M for 'adult themes'
    Updated every Sunday!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,766
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
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    288
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    48
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    Teacher AU: Patrick is a high school business or maths teacher. David is a high school art/design teacher.

    David takes a long-term substitute teaching job at Schitt’s Creek High School when their art teacher has an accident. He meets Patrick Brewer, unassuming high school math teacher, and catches some feelings. Basically, what if Patrick and David had a high school romance as adults. A love letter to David, Patrick, teachers, and the town of Schitt’s Creek.

    [Podfic & Art of Bound by Symmetry by barelypink]

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    108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1002
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    David has a fraught history when it comes to love. This is that history. With a happy ending, as we all know.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    Patrick looks over to the other side of the gas pump where an absolutely striking man holds the nozzle away from himself as if it were diseased. He's standing next to a motorcycle that's seen better days, and he's wearing a leather jacket and skin tight pants that look...absolutely inappropriate for the task at hand. Inappropriate for a lot of things.

    The man clears his throat and Patrick reluctantly wrenches his gaze away from the leather stretched over the man's hips, where he gazes at Patrick with a sideways smirk.

    Patrick's cheeks are burning as his voice cracks on a "Hi."
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    Or, Patrick meets David at a gas station. It's (slightly) more romantic than it sounds.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    307
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    28
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    Ronnie looks at him over her mocha, a sweet choice of beverage David is continually surprised by, given how salty she usually is. “I have a feeling you’ll be getting that a lot.”

    “What? Swooning ingenues?”

    “People slow to realize that Patrick Brewer is human just like the rest of us.”

    David makes a face because he knows exactly how Patrick would respond to that. An eye roll would definitely be involved.

    Or, this is your half-hour call to Part Two of Favored Nations. Half hour.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,655
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    893
    Kudos:
    557
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    9450

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