Jade Has The Most Amazing Luck
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Jade, Drifting Away On A Raft On Your Own To A Foreign Country Does Not Sound Like A Good Idea. by ArbitraryCrowfeather
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 May 2016
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Jade, listen. You are nine years old. Nine year olds do not build perfect rafts in 57 minutes out of some firewood and rope they found on that weird cat mummy they encountered upon in their giant mansion. Nine year olds, when doing this, instead make poorly-built rafts.
. . . . . .
Jade, if you didn't get what I'm saying, that thing is probably going to sink.
Jade, stop. Jade, this is a bad idea.
. . .
Woah. Wait. Are you seriously pushing that thing into the sea? Jade, what. Jade. Jaaaade.
. . .
Jade, do not jump on that raft. I command you to jump off that raft and swim back to your island right now. This is for your own good, Jade. Jade there is a storm. Right there. Jade no.
Sighhhhh.
It is a regretful, woeful life, being outside the fourth wall. It is most certainly regretful.