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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    English
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    551,628
    Chapters:
    40/?
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    2211
    Kudos:
    2365
    Bookmarks:
    311
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    Summary

    Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.

    or

    A story about some kids who find their place.

     

    Cause I know a place we could go
    No one has been there, and no one will know
    There it is quiet, forget the violence
    You've tried so hard to ignore

    Language:
    English
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    59,740
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1719
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    A series of one-shot stories inspired by the artwork of Mindwipe/Planet of Junk. Each one-shot will have a bunch of relevant tags, and a brief description of the plot of that one-shot. I'm willing to go pretty dark, or alternatively just go for absolutely silly fun. The overall tags are just ones that have happened so far, and I'll be updating them as time goes on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,103
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1878
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    When their custodians, guardians, parents and elder siblings disappear things have gone quite depressing; but when younger and different versions of them appear things get chaotically confusing.

    Misunderstandings and conspiracy theories abound as John and his friends appear in the Alphaverse through means they don't remember. Meanwhile their counterparts appear in The Medium, confused but slowly figuring things out as they explore the mysterious meteor and golden ship.

    John didn't know what happened, Johnathon didn't know either. All they know was one moment they were there, and the next, they were somewhere else entirely. But one thing they do know; it was going to be a hell of a time getting back. If only they could remember what happened!

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    English
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    14,879
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    389
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    Summary

    Sweet Bro is a cruel mug, attacking Kanaya’s hand as she walks to sit down and drink tea in peace.

    (Kanaya trips, fucks up her hand, and Rose fixes it up)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    124
  6. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of short Homestuck-based watersports stories I've written! Perhaps you could refer to them as drabbles, but given the subject matter "dribbles" seems more appropriate... Anyway, these mostly come from askbox prompts from my tumblr. They vary in length from one paragraph to 1000+ words, but generally don't have quite enough setup for me to want to post them as a standalone fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,435
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    18544
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,559
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2554
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Comprises free will section ==> Be Jade in chapter 34 of MC Escher

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    10,758
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1577
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you have the nagging suspicion that this isn't how things are supposed to go.

     

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    A rather discombobulating story, in which the four players end up on a corrupted, what seems to be post-meteor Earth.

    Expect deliberate lack of context on occasion.

    Extreme trigger warnings are in place.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    9,142
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    656
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Jade thinks back on all her relationships that she's had. All those she's loved. All those she's lost. Now, she takes her dying breath and says goodbye to Dave, her dearest friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    846
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    147
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    Summary

    Short bit of smut based on Homestuck SexCannon entries.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
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    1606
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    Slightly experimental. I wanted to explore troll society and biology and this is what happened. Thought it would be interesting to see a human try and deal with suddenly being a troll. Yes its already been done numerous times. Not quite sure where all this is going. I have some idea though. Can anyone say Empire Rebellion? Might get a bit Star Trekkie later. Or at least SG:A. Does anyone even watch that still aside from me?

    Language:
    English
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    7,972
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    216
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    Summary

    Jade Harley spent the majority of her life alone, working on her Grandfather's farm on an island in Hawai'i.

    When she gets a chance to go to college on the mainland with her closest internet friends, she watches them find their soulmates and one by one get the happily ever after she'd always wanted.

    When she and her soulmate launch a harebrained scheme to find each other, will Jade finally be able to meet the mysterious, cat-loving AC? Because it's beginning to look like she's going to be stuck with a bunch of confused baristas and desperately sick of coffee shops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,285
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    449
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    Summary

    Your name is Dave Strider. Some shit is going down.

    ==> Dave: Solve some murders.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,648
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    437
  15. Tags
    Summary

    in which the world is black and white until you find your soulmate.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,633
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    821
  16. Tags
    Summary

    a book of all the one-shots i never finished and never will finish

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,449
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    1
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Godteir!Nepeta finds herself in Jade's dream bubble and decides to test her powers

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,200
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    16
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    1202
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    Summary

    Eridan throws a house party when his parents are away, and shenanigans ensue.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    155
  19. Tags
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    From their time together as Fefetasprite, Nepeta and Feferi realized they were quite fond of each other - and also that they had a mutual pee fetish. So it wasn't too surprising that afterwards they quickly settled into a happy matespritship full of cat and fish puns. They have lots of fun romping across the dreambubbles together - there's plenty of satisfying sex to be had, lots of dream landscapes to relieve themselves on, and purrhaps even some cute friends to join in on the wet fun!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    16
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    1841
  20. Tags
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    College was always going to be a strange experience for Kanaya Maryam. She expected late classes, all nighters, the awkwardness of having to make new friends, and maybe, just maybe, a chance to get a girlfriend. What she did not expect however was to end up with a witch for a room-mate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,135
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    268

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