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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

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    51
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    5
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    In which Karkat is forced to perform a ritual to attract a sex deity to save troll and humankind from the end of the universe.

    Story now complete.

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    34/34
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    175
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    "What is it you said...that trolls are like bears?"

    "Mhm! In this instance, yeah. I mean, trolls are mostly like bees, sort of like bats, and kind of like dolphins, but they're like bears when it comes to attacking people. If you aren't looking to totally die, you have to stand your ground and talk low. Screaming and running just make ya look like easy prey."

    You stare at the humming green pod and imagine Karkat, your friend, leaping and trying to slash at your stomach, your throat. Doing it out of fear and obliviousness, only to find out what he'd done later. Even if you'd revive (and you're pretty certain you would), he'd never be able to live with himself. "Remind me what the word for "harmless" is."

    Roxy smirks, huffing out of their nose and looking up at you through pink, heart-rimmed shades. "Pfft. 'Fraid not. Alternians don't have a concept of a total non-threat."

    "Hm." 

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    dave strider struggles with his sexuality after his best friend and crush june egbert turns out to be a girl. he also struggles with understanding quadrants and whether he can be comfortable with polyamory as his boyfriend, karkat vantas, encourages him to open up to june about his feelings.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
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    3
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    The sequel to CronusQuest. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and, due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    55,215
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    752
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    Life is hard enough for a doppleganger who hates humans. Does Dave really have to fall in love with his marks, too?

    THIS STORY HAS BEEN ABANDONED SORRY!

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
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    897
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    Jane is hours away from finally destroying the rebellion. Karkat devises a plan to stop her once and for all, but it doesn't go how he thought it would.

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    3,562
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    While out drinking with Karkat, Jade has a narcoleptic attack. Shenanigans ensue.

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    1,860
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    176
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    Just a bunch of self indulgent homestuck porn drabbles!

    More characters and more tags will be added with each update!

    You can submit requests here: https://forms.gle/i4cj7EAuDbCoprTt9

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    2
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    35
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    5
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    The stars create a blanket for both of them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    90
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    What if every Homestuck character was in highschool and ALSO extremely horny?
    Beta kids and trolls are Sophomores, Alpha kids and trolls are Seniors, Midnight Crew, The Felt, and Exiles are staff. Hussie is the principal but this likely never comes up.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Jade and Karkat end up in Sollux’s hive, Karkat stumbles upon an unexpected classic.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Karkat wakes up to his boyfriend and girlfriend and, dare I say, loves them tenderly.

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    1/1
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    “I just wish…” Jade sighs, resting her hands atop those that sandwich her face, leaning into the touches. She blinks down at three sets of kneeling legs pressed together. “I wish I could pretend. Just for a little. That someone… loved me the way you love each other. I know that sounds pathetic.”

    AKA Jade Harley gets everything she wants and deserves because I love her.

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    1/1
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    "I'm sorry, I'm never really sure how to start these conversations. Should we... talk about ourselves? Is that a thing you care to do?" Rose spoke, more at the other girl than with her. "I'm Rose. Rose Lalonde, since my profile doesn't say last names."

    "Right." Jade replied, all gruff and startle. Startling to Rose, that is.

    "And you are?"

    "Jade."

    "Mmhmm. Jade... what?"

    "Jade." She repeated, arms furled over her arms. For a second, Rose thought she was blowing her a raspberry, but no, it was just puffing loose, wavy black bangs out of her face. "Do you really need to know more?"

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A collection of some short Homestuck fics I've written for friends :)
    Fics are separate and do not correlate to each other unless stated.
    Several fics follow an AU I have with said friends.

    ~Not all Chapters are romantic, I've just stated the characters in the Chapter Title for convenience~
    ~Willing to take Request~

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    English
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    6,320
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Kudos:
    20
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    366
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you just walked in on your boyfriend fucking your girlfriend.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1402
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    Jade Harley deserves better, so I'm giving her better.

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    English
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    3,805
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    163
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    It's Jade's first time and she's having some difficulties navigating her dysphoria. Fortunately Dave and Karkat are there to help.

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    English
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    2,289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    805

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