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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This work is updated every other weekend.

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    141,573
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    151
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2165
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    The following fanfiction contains course language, and due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    Chapters:
    33/33
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    654
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    [EDITED] All they wanted was to be normal. When John and Dave accidentally meet each other in person, they don't find the normal lives they're looking for- but perhaps, they find something better. A plot heavy, Johndave heavy story full of silly supernatural stuff.
    Thanks to Saltymastermemester on FFN for letting me re-write and finish this awesome story.

    Language:
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    Words:
    513,586
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1611
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    At the age of sixteen, everyone gains the ability to find their soul mate - and no matter what, they always will. Fate itself decrees it so.

    John and Dirk are stranded an entire universe, four hundred years, and thousands of miles apart. Neither knows the other exists. John believes he is straight, Dirk doesn't understand why he has a soul mate at all. At ten, all they have is a few oddly easily-made friendships. At thirteen, they gain powers but it's still not enough to bridge the distance.

    This is the story of how they are brought together anyways. This is John's story - a story of searching, and finding something he never expected.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    227
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    Jade coerces Karkat and Dave to spent a night at the beach. A potential fourth member to their mix of relationships arrives, seeking something she's lost in them.

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    6,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    34
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    Daily life in the Strider-Vantas-Harley household usually doesn't include hospital visits.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    4
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    6
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    34
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    Jade doesn’t know why and how she became a dog but damn it she’s going to make sure this grub is safe whether he likes it or not.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    267
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    This story takes place in the Homestuck epilogue, or at least an epilogue-style scenario in which Dave and Karkat are dating. Of course, they can't be in a long-time relationship without knowing what they're like in bed. And by that I mean, literally how they sleep. Dave doesn't want to date a blanket hog, after all.

    It turns out that things are worse than Dave imagined. Not only does Karkat get a bad case of gas while he's sleeping, but his farts so powerful that they almost knock him clean off the bed. Can Dave endure Karkat's horrible ass gas until sunrise? Spoilers: he can't.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    On the twelfth hour of the thirteenth day of April, 1989, forty-three women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

    Lady Constance Crocker, bootylicious billionaire and intrepid entrepreneur, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

    She got eight of them.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    323
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    In the land of Hyrule, darkness is stirring. Only the hero of legend could possibly stop the impending doom of the land. The Great Deku Tree sends the only fairy left, who happens to be rather shouty, to retrieve the girl to save the day. At least, that's what he hopes will happen. In all honesty, the Deku Tree is sure that things are going to get pretty ridiculous pretty quickly.

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    12,277
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
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    13
    Hits:
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    John and Karkat have recently started dating. But things go south when Rose and Kanaya become suspicious of Karkat's loyalty to John, and for good reason.

    Language:
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    1,296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    149
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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    55,399
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    658
    Bookmarks:
    140
    Hits:
    7158
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    Skystuck season one

    A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.
    Try to think about the sequence of events that led you to get stuck on a bottomless ocean planet with two people you just recently met yet somehow manage to be kinda in love with. Now try to deeply consider just how exactly the FUCK you wound up doing cyber drugs on the roof of an alien city with a robot woman and two dear lesbians, how you wound up running from space pirates, how you accidentally got Dirk found out by the bounty hunters, and how you ever found your way out of that bizarre time labrynth on that one abandoned planet back there.

    Consider these events thoroughly and consider the god-tier grade-A+ Shit with a capital S that you’ve gotten yourself into.

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    English
    Words:
    63,989
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    917
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?
    (ALL SPELLING AND GRAMMAR NOW FIXED!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,177
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1858
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    In a new universe, Karkat gets frustrated and maybe a bit impatient with how long it's taking the human kids to remember themselves so he decides to do something about it.

    His plan may involve fucking shit up but eh, you do what you have to.

    Language:
    English
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    9,505
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    977
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    Only Rose and Jade (and maybe Roxy at some point) have dared to ask the question: “Why not make a fuckton of cat clones of Jasper? Why not make them similar to our friends?”

    Of course, chaos ensues as a result. A short fic of the finishing cleanup.

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    English
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    1,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    After the collapse of the Empire, Her Imperious Condescension reunites with her last remaining subjects.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3236
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    Happy Halloween!!! It is surprise treat time, delivered directly to your door.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    472
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    John, Rose, Jade, and Dave summon a demon "for the lols."
    It works.
    At least he's cute?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    594
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    Karkat is a queen, a troll whose main job is to birth hundreds and hundreds of kits over his lifetime. And you know what? He's actually okay with it. Super mega okay with it. Because he's got a lot of toms that breed him and take care of him and they're all really, really hot.

    This is absolutely shameless and self-indulgent. But if you share my laundry list of kinks you've probably already clicked the link by now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4172

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