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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

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    Skystuck season one

    So I had this idea while listening to some chill vaporwave and generally just zoning the fuck out, “what if I made, like, this cute funny sci-fi AU with DaveJadeKat and weird surreal things and just had a whole lotta fun with it”. The best ideas happen while procrastinating. And here you go, a few months and a bunch of drama later I’ve written, essentially, some sort of shameless space opera, and it’s been a journey so far. I’m still writing it, and posting the pre-written chapters slowly. Basically, the start of it is this: The government space freighter that Karkat works as a janitor on has been shot down by legendary space pirates that aren’t supposed to be real anymore. Dave, who is a nomadic scrapper, finds him in the wreckage, which sets off a chain of wild events in his life that he never asked for. So much shit’s gonna go down, you guys. So much.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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    Dave Strider- the name every wizard knows. He is the most powerful wizard in the world, and only he can defeat the Lord of Time.

    Ok, Karkat calls bullshit on that.

    Or, a story in which Dave is a chosen savior with no follow-through, Karkat hates himself and what he has to do, Rose just wants to keep him safe while solving a mystery, and Jade wants normal back. The world doesn't stop, time never slows, and it turns out gods can die.

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    Jade didn't expect things to go like this. At all.

    She was just supposed to be at home, blogging about how much she hates misogynists. Ranting about all the near misses she had during the course of the day. As per usual.

    She wasn't supposed to be chained to a wall with one standing over her, brandishing a whip and licking his lips salaciously.

    But here she is.

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    The Signless Waits For Death, But Salvation Comes From The Planeswalkers.

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    After a game company releases their rules online for free, a lot more people joined the wargaming club at school. People meet, people fall in love, and most of all, people obliterate each other's armies for fun.

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    A collection of requests from my Tumblr or on here.

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    Just a collection of my horrible writing.

    Homestuck and all of its characters belong to Andrew Hussie.

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    John Egbert is starting his first year at Skaia High School Alongside his sister and two of his other friends. Watch them grow alongside one another, as people and in their relationships.

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    A bunch of Dorks get together. Sure there are some ups and downs. But they all love each other.

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    Dave Finally meets his internet girlfriend.

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    During a school play, two dorks realize that they are in love with one another.

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    Vignettes set within the Young Folks verse, written in response to request memes on tumblr.
    Chapter title will feature pairing and rating.

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    He is stopped abruptly, and his ears are stung by the volume of the speakers when the announcer yells into the microphone

    “Alright, we have a pretty little specimen here, he’s young and well trained, a little defiant at times but is easily subdued when correctly reprimanded. Bidding starts at – “

    Holy fuck, they were fucking auctioning him off.

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    Every morning they’d walk together to the subway station and go to school and every evening Jade would sit on the bench and wait the extra twenty minutes for Dave and together they’d walk home, clasped hands swinging between them.

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    More in the realm of "after the happily ever after." They may have managed to save the world, but can John and Karkat handle the actual homecoming? If that seems like a step down, it's probably because early modern local government is a lot more complicated than it first appears. Especially because there's a lot of moving pieces in the Egbert Family once everyone comes home...

    (This au already had 250k before I even posted this, so you'd probably want to start there, but we are starting a big genre shift so you might be able to follow along without. Which is also why it's called Skyrim Johnkat, even though this is primarily in Western Cyrodiil)

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    3/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Ever since your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. Victory is imminent...

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

    Update Every Friday at 12:00 pm Mountain time!

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