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    Season Two of SkyStuck

    A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.

    With all this going on you can’t possibly imagine things getting worse, but they do. With all this going wrong you can’t possibly imagine things getting better, but they do. Waking up in nefarious hospitals, spinning unprotected through the vacuum at the speed of light with your closest friend, tapping into higher dimensions of space and time and reuniting with long lost pals, losing them too. You’ve made your way off the planet you were stuck on for weeks, back into the sky, out of the water. Now you have to break the silence, breach the surface. Rise up.

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    A piece exploring what happened to the Game Over kids in the afterlife and what conversations took place.

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    Certain dreams come with unpleasant memories for Jade, it's time to talk about them.

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    So Lizardlicks asked "So what if Eridan had been brooding when he got sawed in half." And I said 'Yeah.'
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    A fic exploring what it means to come back to a place that you were not invited and realize that you are missing something that you had thought was specifically yours.

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    2/?
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    It’s Earth C, these weird teens are gods, and they’re ready to make some memes, baby! A Group Chat fic, since a good chunk of Homestuck in in chat format anyway.

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    “[Insert Character Here] said gay rights.” - Dave Strider, known bisexual

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    3/?
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    Two depressed boys. Also known as “How John Egbert got his groove back”

    ((They’ve been on Earth C for around a 3 and a half, John is 19 going on 20.))

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    SUN - 16: FANCYTIER & ALCHEMIZATION

    Pale John and Rose. Set after the Credits and before the Epilogues.

    Rose had a nightmare.

    For better or worse, John is the only one she’s willing to talk to and available this late at night.

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    At the age of sixteen, everyone gains the ability to find their soul mate - and no matter what, they always will. Fate itself decrees it so.

    John and Dirk are stranded an entire universe, four hundred years, and thousands of miles apart. Neither knows the other exists. John believes he is straight, Dirk doesn't understand why he has a soul mate at all. At ten, all they have is a few oddly easily-made friendships. At thirteen, they gain powers but it's still not enough to bridge the distance.

    This is the story of how they are brought together anyways. This is John's story - a story of searching, and finding something he never expected.

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    The End of the Epilogues didn't feel complete but we don't know anything about what is coming next. This sad state of affairs is going to be changes by yours truly. I present The Homestuck Afterwords! A continuation about what happens AFTER the Epilogues. This duology of Homestuck Fan Fiction can be read in any order weather Candy or Meat. They will be updated one chapter per side (or not if I feel like adding one or more chapter at a time). This is intended to be the same work regardless of how the number of the series is displayed.
    This will be an ongoing project and as I'm shitballs terrible when it comes to planning for writing, the schedule is currently up in the air.
    I have no idea will go. Enjoy!

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    Daily life in the Strider-Vantas-Harley household usually doesn't include hospital visits.

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    This story takes place in the Homestuck epilogue, or at least an epilogue-style scenario in which Dave and Karkat are dating. Of course, they can't be in a long-time relationship without knowing what they're like in bed. And by that I mean, literally how they sleep. Dave doesn't want to date a blanket hog, after all.

    It turns out that things are worse than Dave imagined. Not only does Karkat get a bad case of gas while he's sleeping, but his farts so powerful that they almost knock him clean off the bed. Can Dave endure Karkat's horrible ass gas until sunrise? Spoilers: he can't.

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    The inevitable heat death of the universe will one day leave what civilization currently calls home a barren wasteland. Or perhaps one's planet will be overtaken by tyrannical dictators who enforce an oppressive class system upon all tiers of life that now live there. But maybe, just maybe, the universe is a yin yang, containing two forces with opposite priorities struggling for control over the natural order of things and said universe's fate is entirely dependent on which side wins. Until then, if order is to continue at all, the multiverse needs more fuel for its fire so not to burnout too soon before Armageddon. For that, one must obtain a stable entropy source. For that, public servants are needed to smash negative feelings and grief wherever they can find them and extract the entropy from their cores.

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    John wasn't really willing to get up off from the couch.

    Sure, theoretically, he may have been able to lift his legs up and put them on the ground, and stand up and crack his aching back, and stretch his arms out over his head until he was nice and relaxed and go take a quick jog, but he didn't have the energy for it. He hadn't had the energy for it in an entire year, and he hadn't had the energy for it even if it were to get up and get food for his nineteenth birthday, spent by himself. He thinks that his phone was lit up with snapchat notifications, but he never bothered checking. Even his most hellacious of streaks up and died a couple of months ago.

    John turned nineteen yesterday and he forgot until now, a day later.

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    A Homestuck working AU set around a mixture of jobs worked by our dear fellow Alpha, Beta, and Troll kids. The set piece is set around a Floral Arts and Craft Store, a Car Wash, and a Sonic like restaurant all set near a beach maybe, still hashin out the deats ya know!

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    3/?
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    On your wedding night, the only thing you can think about is the last time you and Jade were with Karkat.

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    Small pieces of Dave, Jade, and Karkat's wedding.

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    A long shitpost In which I opted to pass the time in study hall by writing whatever came to my head first, instead of doing homework, which resulted in the bad crack fiction in the back of my French book. Pure silliness, pure stream of consciousness, my basic thought process throughout the beginning of this school year, and I give it all to you. It’s not very long.

    Absolutely no effort was put into this.

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    Skystuck season one

    A silly little space opera written by a silly little person.
    Try to think about the sequence of events that led you to get stuck on a bottomless ocean planet with two people you just recently met yet somehow manage to be kinda in love with. Now try to deeply consider just how exactly the FUCK you wound up doing cyber drugs on the roof of an alien city with a robot woman and two dear lesbians, how you wound up running from space pirates, how you accidentally got Dirk found out by the bounty hunters, and how you ever found your way out of that bizarre time labrynth on that one abandoned planet back there.

    Consider these events thoroughly and consider the god-tier grade-A+ Shit with a capital S that you’ve gotten yourself into.

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    Tiny ficlets written in response to various prompts.

    27) You hit rock bottom as soon as you stop digging. 26) Rose would be the first to admit she was skeptical of Jade's efforts to introduce all her friends to each other. 25) Dr. Lalonde recruits for Skaia Labs. 24) In which Dave is fed up with John and Terezi's bullshit. 23) Heat versus humidity. 22) They say the Lady of Luck and the Lady of Death were not always the only gods. 21) Aradia considers idiosyncratic methods of caretaking. 20) Dirk contemplates loneliness.

    19) In the first year on the meteor, Rose alchemized a pair of friendship rings. 18) Technically speaking, Rose is a Sagittarius. 17) No regrets at the end of the world. 16) Cardhenge and its implications for Can Town. 15) Kanaya is fairly sure her neighbors consider her a cryptid. 14) War is kind. 13) Calliope considers her other self. 12) Even in the depths of slavery, the Dolorosa spins might-have-beens; the Demoness knows better. 11) Rose courts Kanaya via magnetic poetry and bad memes. 10) But why frogs, really?

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