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    “If I should die, and leave you here awhile / Be not like others sore undone, who keep / Long vigils by the silent dust and weep. / For my sake, turn again to life, and smile, / Nerving thy heart and trembling hand to do / Something to comfort weaker hearts than thine. / Complete these dear unfinished tasks of mine, / And I, perchance, may therein comfort you..” — Mary Lee Hall

     

     

     

    Dave knows that justice is a blind and disoriented thing, he knows that her eyes bleed and her smile is stilted, but he hopes her eyes will fall upon him; he wants justice for his fallen sun.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into a killing machine and then giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and you survived to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol. You're not sure if death would really have been much worse.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

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    On the one hand, it's overkill—you'd never let any of your associates come here if they didn't already have an understanding of the phase of life you're in now, never mind the fact that Snowman's in a position to understand it better than anyone else of any other species might—but on the other? Kid's showing survival instincts nearly equal to yours, and you're damned proud. And of course, then there's the realization that he's nowhere near as old as you are and he shouldn't fucking have, need, or be aware of those instincts. You make a mental note to talk to him about that later. But for now...

    Jack finally gets forced to introduce Snowman to Dave.

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    Ты окунаешься с головой в пронзительный мрак, и твой разум кислотой разъедает новое знание, оставляя только холодную ярость и кровожадную решительность.

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    A Legitimate Businessman returns in this thrilling sequel! Five years later, Jack "Spades Slick" Vantas has it all. An escape from the world of crime and conspiracy. A truly legitimate business. A future for his adopted son Karkat at a nice college. But when Karkat goes missing, Jack realizes he has only one chance to get his son back: summon (and incidentally hire) the problem sleuth known as Patrick Sloan.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and two of your cagiest troll friends have just fled halfway across the continent to take shelter in your home. You are more than okay with this. You're determined to keep them safe and happy, no matter what you have to do. That's your responsibility as friendleader, right? (Unfortunately, keeping Karkat and Gamzee safe and alive is proving to be far more challenging than it should be.)

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    On April 13th, Jane Crocker wanted to celebrate her twentieth birthday with baked goods, dancing, and a classic movie (or two.) Instead, she undertook the responsibility of founding Crockercorp's first mercenary organization, courtesy of her infamous, unapproachable mother, the Condesce. As it turned out, it was one of the best birthday gifts she had ever received.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    A story about Jade struggling with loneliness, and the part Dave plays in her journey.

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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN -- ACT IV
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    What is there after the End of a Legitimate Businessman, when the Opening Act is over and the Best Laid Plans have gone awry? It turns out, there may yet be questions to answer and secrets to uncover. Join the intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan and irascible mobster Jack Vantas as they put a period on the events that have transpired. But one curved line above a period can change that into a question mark.

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    Let's go all the way back to the start and remember how far we've come.

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    пажи и принцы, рыцари и ведьмы. королевства дерс и проспит. красный и лаймовый. у всего, у самых диаметральных противоположностей, есть свое предназначение, своя роль, своя история, с началом и концом, и каждый должен следовать им до самого последнего вздоха, до скончания времени, до исчезновения света. твое имя — джон эгберт, и ты был рожден пажом сердца, рожденным чтобы служить и не чувствовать его биения в своей груди. или нет?

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    When John decides to move into the house he inherited from his father, he discovers that being alone with his thoughts isn't the best thing for an unstable teen.

    Luckily, he's not as alone as he thought, and his new friends are going to get to the bottom of why John won't let them touch him.

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    “Is it time?” Terezi asks, and she shakes with nearly as much energy as the Noir does.

    “It is.”

    Rose smiles.

    “.... Who’s a good boy?”

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    Dave Strider lives in a crappy apartment building in Houston and every day is pretty much the same. When someone new moves into the building, Dave can't help but mess with the angry ball of fury. Dave also can't help but think that said ball of fury is pretty cute. Not that he is gay or anything.

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    Jack gets a visit from the last person he wanted to see.

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    Because of an unforeseen problem in the session, Gcatavros (or just Tavros), Jasprose, Arquius, and Davepeta have all been transported to the Marvel Universe! Will they survive and find a way to get back? Or will they just stay there and live a domestic life in an apartment in Queens? Find out by reading this!

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    It’s a story of 5 people and the fact that the term “evil” can be such a blurred line.

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    or "The MSPA Snapchat Never Stopped Being a Thing, and Jujus Never Stopped Being Indestructable"

    A continuation of the MSPAofficial snapchat and an exploration of the ramifications of Earth C's newest exile on the people who worked so hard to escape him.

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    1/?
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