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    "So your genius plan to make me less depressed, which, by the way, I am not!" John said, as Rose let out an almost derisive puff of air, something like an "Ugh", "Is to take me to a sex club and fuck a bunch of strangers?"

    "Fuck? Goddess, no, that would be ludicrous. Hopefully you will not be having any sex, because that's against the club rules - except on special occasions." She responded, reciting the last half of her sentence like she was quoting a rulebook. "No, my dear, sweet Egbert. I'm taking you to a kink party."

    "A what?"

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    Exactly what it says on the tin: I choose a character from some franchise and come up with a Stand for them, or try and determine their classpect, possibly both.

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    19/?
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    4
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Karkat is a cop and Dave is a DJ. They both are forced to move in with one another because of circumstances. Dirk is under Dave's care, and drama ensues.

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    13/?
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    Dave from Homestuck goes on a Pokemon Adventure!!!

    (real talk? once upon a time there was this completely absurd trollfic called "DAVE STDIDER POKEMON TRANER", starring the eponymous dave strider and his best bro, will turner. it's stupid the whole way through - dave gets groudon as his starter pokemon, karkat and jack are on TEAM BAD, jack disguises himself as naruto to trick dave into his trap or something, there's a battle of the bands out of nowhere, etc.

    this fic that i'm making tries to make sense of that while being just as stupid the whole way through. please enjoy.)

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    It’s a story of 5 people and the fact that the term “evil” can be such a blurred line.

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    22/?
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    5
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    Short story about a messy blackrom that ends in heartbreak (get it) (because it's not redrom which is the heart).

    Currently unfinished

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    Prospit & Derse are kingdoms eternally at war.

    With Prospit constantly flourishing in the south, and Derse to the north, cold and barren with too many citizens to feed;

    time and again, Derse would break any peace treaty that Prospit would come to offer.
    This was one of those times.

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    2/?
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    You feel the cold metal tear through your skin and for a brief second there's excruciating pain, the feeling of permanent death, the heroic kind, washes over you and then... nothing.

    Just nothing.

    It's what you deserve.

    (Or: in which Dirk hates himself & is shocked by the fact that other people care about him)

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    1/1
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    Cronus finds something on the internet, Dave panicks, Jack fixes it.

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    Karkat Vantas has come back to live in Sburbtown after a few years of living overseas. However, the circumstances of his return are not happy, and he has given up on a part of his family.

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    1/?
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    Your name is Vriska Serket and you won. You're the winner. It's you.

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    1/1
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    your name is dave strider, and you're afraid to die.

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    The final battle against Robo-Jack and Pimp-Jack goes about as expected, until it doesn't. It's only fitting to have victory snatched away at the last second, only to start another goddamn trek through the universe. By the way, Dave hates time-travel

    Prequel to Defragmentation.

    AKA what happened right before everything fell to pieces.

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    After an unexpected development, Feferi Peixes becomes part of the most powerful clique on Alternia, but she disapproves of society's cruel behavior. When Feferi and her matesprite/moirail, Eridan Ampora, confront clique leader, HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION, and accidentally poison her, they make it appear a suicide. Soon Feferi realizes that Eridan is intentionally killing trolls he does not like, while growing more obsessed with her. On top of that, her childhood friend and long-time confidant, Sollux Captor, has started a program that may bring on the end of the world.

    Can their seventh sweep be over yet?

    (In which the events of Hivebent happen to the tune of Heathers: The Musical.)

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    2/?
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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains - Powers, everyone calls them - fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not just about saving a life any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this - you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will - and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

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    14/?
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    15
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    78
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    Karkat Vantas is a member of the city's largest criminal organization, in charge of running booze into the speakeasies that keep the city's night life alive. There is a certain establishment that he likes to frequent, run by good friends and filled with jazz. The atmosphere is warm and familiar.
    Then he meets someone else there. Someone not as familiar.

    His name is Dave.

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    1/?
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    Davejade Spacetime Week 2018 Wednesday 31 October: Monsters Prompt

    There are monsters everywhere.

    Even in Dave and Karkat’s House.

    There are monsters at all times.

    Even during movie night.

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    1/1
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    Let's check what we've got.

    Teammates: [Yes]
    Time powers: [Yes]
    Planet: [Yes]
    Several Villains: [Yes]
    Plan: [Work in progress]
    A way to win the game: [Debatable]

    [S]==>Dave, time to fix absolutely everything.

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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
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    24
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    Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,449
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    310
    Kudos:
    628
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    11315

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