7 Works in Jack Hammer & Peter Parker

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    Framed for a felony drug charge while vying for an internship at Stark Industries, Peter Parker loses his scholarship, job opportunities, six months of freedom, and faith in the criminal justice system.

    Although Peter is still secretly Spider-man, he is now more commonly known as Mouse, a dishwasher at NYC's Hellhouse and Weasel’s unofficial messenger boy.

    We do what we must.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,025
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    482
    Kudos:
    1896
    Bookmarks:
    484
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    15878
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    Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.

    And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.

    (If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,431
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    481
    Bookmarks:
    125
    Hits:
    3701
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    When Peter’s aunt dies, he ends up in the custody of his mother’s brother. A man who he didn’t even realize existed until a few minutes before meeting him. Obviously there must be a reason for that, right? Aunt May and Uncle Ben wouldn’t have hidden another half of his family from him without one or two…

    But it turns out there were a whole lot of reasons. Each one worse than the one before. Seems like his Parker luck is catching up with him.

    But maybe some good can come from this in the long run? After all, what his new uncle doesn’t know won’t kill him. But it will probably bite Spider-Man in the ass if he isn’t careful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,529
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    1855
    Kudos:
    3221
    Bookmarks:
    610
    Hits:
    38747
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    The first thing Wade did upon entering Saint Margaret's was grab Weasel's newest recruit and drag him out the door.
    Huh.
    That was unexpected.

     

    Peter gets a new job. Wade is not happy about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,075
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1154
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    When Peter was two years old, his parents disappeared during a work mission. Staying with aunt and uncle didn't last long as an attack was made to try and take the toddler. Logan, Peter's godfather, came and took him somewhere where he would be safe until they could figure out what was going on and get his parents back.

    Having no experience with children and his place of not being child-friendly, Weasel has to get used to being a responsible uncle with the help of his best friend Wade and the help of Logan. (Maybe even a little from May and Ben through the phone if it gets too much to handle.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,138
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    4295
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    Wade Wilson is the uptight, over-stressed head editor of the popular social media company, Marvelous Captions, who wants nothing more than to be his slightly dick-ish and humorous self, but it's hard to be when he's gearing up for a new promotion, trying to lead his company towards success, and being told he's going to be deported back to Canada. And if there's one thing Wade can't do, it's go back.

    Peter Parker is Wade's fresh-from-college assistant and is one of the company's photographers. With his boyish charm and oblivious qualities, he might just be able to convince everyone he's going out with his boss.

    But that also means visiting Peter's family across the states to convince them Wade's not just a harsh boss who only laughs at dick jokes and that he's definitely not getting deported to Canada anytime soon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,078
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2228
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    The title says it all. Feel free to prompt me from this Tumblr post of prompts, either on Tumblr, or in comments here :-)

    First trabble's prompt: "Wade and Weasel - Zip Me."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    468

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