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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    Deadpool has been given a contract from an anonymous man with deep pockets.

    Mission Objective: Kill the famous alpha, Harry Osborne.

    Mission Obstruction: Osborne has a sexy and sassy little omega that the mercenary can't get out of his head.

    Side Mission: Woo Osborne's mate.

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    17/?
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    Peter is Steve rogers older brother who gets drafted into the world war 2 but 'dies'. But he actually gets taken by hydra.

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    9/?
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    Juggling post incarceration for a drug possession charge that wasn't...exactly his fault, Peter’s been better.

    When life begins to fall into the hands of cruel new circumstances Peter must learn how to navigate in the most dangerous of places, finding new ways to survive even if it costs his beliefs, or Spider Man's purpose.
    With the lure of an enticing new pill and the sudden appearance of a rather loudmouthed mercenary in his life. Things were disconcertingly wrong, and unnervingly addictive.

    Addiction, Bad coping mechanisms, Unhealthy relationships all round. Peter gets put through the ringer (Rewritten/Revamped old fic)

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    18/?
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    Steve Rogers was a man out of time. A few months after defeating Loki, he tried to navigate through the 21st century. Tony gave him a phone, Fury set him up in a new apartment, and Natasha even recommended dating his neighbour. Things weren't easy, but he was doing well for the most part. Then it went to hell. His morals and beliefs were being tested. A world that was completely different from his were bleeding through. All of this, because he decided to help one girl.

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    What if Wade Wilson knew Spider-man’s secret identity from the very start?

    What would Peter do if he found out?

    First chapter is Peter, next Wade pov, and so on.

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    15/15
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    Peter has only been teaching at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls for a month, but something doesn’t feel right.

    Everyone keeps telling him he’s seeing ghosts, but Peter knows what he saw. There is a man hiding in the grounds, and Peter is going to find out who he is if he has to dig up the school’s every secret.

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    1/1
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    Deadpool cometeu um erro. Peter Parker, o chefe do Homem-Aranha, não era como Francis. Ele realmente era um homeme bom, não um cientista maluco, exatamente como o herói lhe dizia. Wade deixou que seus traumas e ciúmes falarem mais alto, prejudicando sua amizade com seu ídolo e matando um inocente.

    Mas ele consertou. Trouxer Parker de volta, porém não era o suficiente. Tentando reconhecer o erro em seu processo de ser alguém melhor, principalmente desde que sua filha passou a fazer parte de sua vida, decidiu, por quê não proteger o senhor Parker? Era o mínimo que podia fazer. Se prejudicou o trabalho do Aranha em ser o segurança, por que não o fazer em seu lugar, quando o herói estivesse ocupando sendo... herói?

    "Não me chama de senhor, prefiro quando me chama de Petey".

    Ou

    Wade não sabe que Peter Parker é o Homem-Aranha. Então ele se apaixona duas vezes pela a mesma pessoa.

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    Português brasileiro
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    8/24
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    Peter called it "The Parker Luck". It was his constant gravitation towards misfortune. And right now it was the reason, Peter figured, that a hooded man was climbing into the backseat of his car like he belonged there.

     

     

     

     

     

    Peter gets kidnapped by a dangerous trafficker. Will he be able to find his way home, or will he be pulled further from it?

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    Foggy has a simple life, hanging out with his buddy, Weasel, and fixing androids in the repair store where he works. He likes androids and their consistency. One android is much like another. They all run on the same operating system after all. But when he's asked to repair a broken android called Matt, he realises that there are more mysteries inside an android's head than he could have dreamed.

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    2/?
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    Frank doesn't kill kids. This teen is really making him reconsider this exception, though.

    (Or at least that's what he wants to tell himself. He thinks he's mostly concerned.)

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    Peter Parker, alone and struggling to make rent, gets a job at the Hellhouse, a shady bar in the slums.

    He is friendly with the patrons and befriends one in particular named Wade Wilson, who immediately jumps to conclusions when he shows up with one too many bruises.

    Peter must now struggle with keeping his apartment, assuring his nosy work-friends and Spidermanning - not to mention the Avengers interest being piqued.

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    3/?
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    (Season One) Will Graham walks into some seedy bar in an encephalitis-induced stupor. He walks in looking for some kind of reprieve.

    He gets Wade.

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    Peter Parker is not fine.

    He works himself into the ground, doing jobs that he hates, and only ever feeling like he's doing nay good if he's dressed in spandex. Worse, traumatic events have made it clear that getting his loved ones involved in his double life only ends up with them getting hurt. So Peter Parker is not fine. But nobody has to know.

    Deadpool is hired to find out Spider-mans true identity, using the one and only Peter Parker, Spider-Man's personal photographer. Blissfully unaware that Peter has absolutely no interest in helping a deadly mercenary upend his entire life.

    Peter has plenty to learn from Wade Wilson, but isn't exactly willing to admit it, so what will it take for Spider-Man to finally admit he can't do it alone?

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    I'm terrible at summaries. Give it a chance. Please. I've poured an ungodly amount of hours into the two dorks.

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    Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.

    And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.

    But then one night, his skin turned blue.

    (If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)

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    17/?
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    The first time they met, Peter had been fifteen and Deadpool had seemed like a weird enigma to him.
    The next time they met, Peter had blipped and Deadpool hadn't. Time, having passed in unequal amounts for two very different people, had fundamentally changed their lives and the people they were. They hadn't even ever known one another before, and now that was about to change...

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    "You're too young to be frowning so much." Deadpool said with a sigh, and Peter went cross-eyed briefly when Deadpool tapped at the crease between his eyebrows.

    "I'm not young." Peter blurted, and then tried to clarify, "I am young, I guess, but not…I mean…I was younger, you know, like too young, when we first met…but n-not…not anymore-…"

    "Not too young, anymore, huh." Deadpool repeated and Peter stopped rambling, meeting Deadpool's mask's eyes, "Not too young for what exactly?" the older man asked in a tone of voice that was all at once amused and very, very suggestive.

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    30/30
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    Team Red decides to swich their suits for no other reason than it being a funny idea

    Turns out, it might have not been that funny as they thought (Wade doesn't regret anything)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    18
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    328
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    Peter’s getting help for his mental health, he’s in a loving relationship with Wade, and they share a home with their pet cat. Plus, he’s finally going to graduate from college (after years of delays)! On paper, everything is going well.

    Except there’s the fact that every time he thinks about life after college his stomach hurts, and also his spidey senses have been going off seemingly at random. On top of all this, the Avengers need help tracking down a stolen prototype. He doesn’t want to bother Wade, because he’s got enough on his plate without having to deal with Peter’s issues. Peter just has to power through, and things will be fine. Although there’s the slightest chance his Parker luck is about to rear its ugly head!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    22/22
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    2
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    12
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    57
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    6
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    1469
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    "You're hanging out with those red spandex guys now, right?"

    Wade smiled proudly. "You mean Spidey and Daredevil? Cause we're like besties now. Like on the holding-your-hair-while-you-vomit level. Though they don't have long hair. And they both prefer to vomit in private. Oh, I know! It's on the tending-your-wounds level! Cause we need to do that all the time. Let me tell you, Daredevil is alive by a fucking miracle. That man doesn't care about himself. I've been telling him that but he kind of just threatens to throw me off the building. Rude, right?"

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    Deadpool makes a bet with Weasel that he'll manage to take a selfie with Spider-man and Daredevil, not knowing that the two heroes made a bet of their own.

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    1/1
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    6
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    227
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    12
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    1496
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    Niki Rutherford wakes up on the front lawn of the X-Mansion, only its a bit different in the movies.

    Turns out she was placed in an alternate reality after her current reality was destroyed.

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    English
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    10,188
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    1
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    1
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