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    Rhys found Jack had been right. The road to hell was, in fact, paved with good intentions. Only upon arrival did Rhys realize that there was nothing to escape from, and nothing to escape to. That hell was himself.

    Hell, however, didn’t have to be empty, not when he could bring back the devil himself.

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    Word spreads like wild fire in Helios.
    If it's anything interesting, people talk.
    While the infamous Handsome Jack enjoys picking off his employees,
    feeding them to his air-lock, an disgruntled worker mumbles a few words. Rumours.
    His ego growing, a sickening grin splayed, he amuses himself at the thought.
    Maybe he'll pay a visit to this boy who claims to know him, used to be his...
    previous lover.

    -

    Or:
    After a hideous breakup with Jack, Rhys finds himself writing his feelings. Ultimately
    becoming an up and coming artist going by the alias of "Pumpkin".
    His songs aren't quite discreet, suggesting Jack is the man he sings about, along with his signature opening, which entails him taking off a replica Jack mask from his face.
    And if you think the psychotic man himself doesn't know everything, you're dead wrong.
    Everything circles back to him, and he doesn't quite enjoy loose ends.
    Especially personal ones'.

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    Rhys is Handsome Jack’s personal assistant.
    Rhys does his best to put up with a homicidal maniac and Jack tolerates his outspoken assistant.

    Or, “Rhys gets dragged into a whole mess of Crimson Raiders, office meetings, shootouts and Handsome Jack”
    [A massive WIP and big slowburn. Like...really...really...long slowburn. They're just a couple of idiots for 100k words till they get together]

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    We all know the story: Rhys is a data-miner, almost makes Head of Security, but gets booted to Janitorial thanks to his asshole rival. So, what if Rhys never found out about the deal on Pandora? Would he just stay; twiddling his thumbs, hoping a Hero will save him from his new state of total boredom; instead of just hacking into Hyperion's systems and sending Assquez on a one way trip to Promethea? Of course he would. Because of one teenie, tiny little change made to Canon.

    Handsome Jack Wins.

    Oh. And Rhys might be completely obsessed with him.

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    9/?
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    A name was given to him, Sweet Rhys. And he was the sweetest there could ever be.
    Here he was God, here he was everything, and the Shadow in his mind hissed at all who dared defy.
    Nothing would stand in his way.

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    Before she could turn around a warm breath crossed over her ears and she felt her body tense up, she felt hands on her hips for a moment as a whisper was spoken into her ear “Ya look so fucking hot in this outfit, if it wasn’t so crowded I’d fuck ya right where ya stand, right here, right now.”

    Rhys choked on her drink and brought a hand over her mouth trying to regain any composure, She had a bright pink flush rise up her neck and cheeks, the voice began again and planted a soft kiss behind her ear “Unless you’re into that- ya want all your co-workers here to see ya panting, dripping mess? Cause I can make that happen.”

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    It's Halloween night and Rhys' friends dare him to summon a demon as a joke. Turns out, demons are real and the one Rhys summoned was an incubus named Handsome Jack.

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    6/?
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    Jack has an interesting proposal for Rhys involving a special kind of upload into his cyber-port. Eager to please, Rhys agrees. Sort-of.

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    You got shipped off from Promethea on behalf of Rhys for a cool gig alongside the best Vault Hunters ever: The Crimson Raiders. But, things start going south as soon as the voice of a long dead tyrant takes over your systems and you find yourself becoming someone else.....

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    "It’s the first word Hannibal hears Will speak, and it’s intoxicating."

    OR: Will Graham is a psychic with a penchant for finding serial killers, and Hannibal takes a shine to him. And, obviously, Jack Crawford is kind of an asshole. Eventual Murder Family.

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    ~A loving family,

    A kind, gentle relationship,

    A friend with care in all the right places.

    That's all most see when they take a peek at my life. They see something that is so far from the truth, so twisted and quirked by peoples sightless selfishness, so distorted by the common eye that no one sees what's really there. Nobody sees the abuse, nobody notices the scars. If only someone would take a glance at what lies just under the shiny surface that is the Marias family name, what they would see. Oh, what they would see...

    An abusive relationship,

    A harsh home life,

    A teenage girl,

    And a boy with a too-big heart.

    My name is Elise, and this is my story. Our story.~,

    When teenager Elise Marais's life begins to fall apart, and a terrible accident causes her to be hospitalized, she finally begins to give up. On her family. On her friends. On her life.

    That is, until an average hero comes to her rescue one day, and the broken girl begins to think that, perhaps, there still is some good in the world. That maybe, just maybe, there is still some hope for her and hers.

    This work can also be found on my Wattpad @musicismagic404

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    6/?
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    “The message came from THE FUTURE. Of course, that’s gotta be bullshit, right? Because why and how and no fucking chance. But after three weeks of coffee-fueled benders and only the occasional break to masturbate while eating a bagel in the shower, I can definitively tell ya… It ain’t not from the future, Kitten.”

    Jack paces as he talks, gesturing broadly with his hands. His voice echoes off the high ceiling, lending a hallowed-sort of timber to his words. “Can’t tell if that look you’re givin’ me is skeptical or shit-terrified, Kiddo. Who am I kidding? You’re right either way!

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    “You’re not going to try to discourage me, Will?”

    Another glance, a pursing of lips. “... No. I can see the determination in your face. You know what you want and you have the means to obtain it. Most clients think they know what they want- until they hear how long it will take and how much that work will cost. We’ll work out some numbers, of course, and draft a contract. If you’re willing to be patient with the piece then I’m willing to give it my best go.”

    A small, pleased smile spread across the psychiatrist’s face. “I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership, Will. I look forward to working with you.”
    ——-
    Or the one where Hannibal has found a lost treasure and Will has given up on police work and has turned his talents to restoring oil paintings.

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    You're a siren and a vault hunter. Two things Handsome Jack hates. Not only that, but you reside on Pandora and often help out the Crimson Raiders when they are in need of an extra pair of hands. Lilith asks for your help to infiltrate the bunker, but when it comes to killing Jack's daughter Angel, you refuse. This makes you vulnerable when Jack makes a surprise entrance. Maybe you're the exception, the one decent vault hunter that could help him open the vault... or maybe you're just like everyone else...

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    3/8
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    5
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    5
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    After Jack brands Timothy with the vault symbol, he's in a lot of physical pain and emotionally tattered. Luckily, he's got Rhys to help him pull himself back together.

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    Comments:
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    the title says it all kiddos. rhys has a voice kink and jack has a hot voice

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    Jack wants Rhys to wear his sweater for reasons.

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    Jack has had enough. No more stupid PAs who can't even remember to get him a coffee in the morning. After he shoots his seventh in one month he almost gives up. Almost, that is until the head of programming tells him of this AI they have been working on. Maybe a robotic PA will be what Jack has been looking for, or does the head of programming have something more up his sleeve.

     

    This is my first ever Fanfiction and I really hope y'all like it!

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    He would always remember his Red, and sometimes even laugh at the fact that, of all the crumbs of happiness he’d found in this shitty life God had given him, the devil had given him the greatest one.

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    Aaron Minyard had been putting off taking Calculus after receiving his one and only near failing grade in pre-cal. Now in his third year at Palmetto he feels like his life has calmed down enough to finally attempt the class.

    Except he comes to regret that decision as soon as he walks into the classroom and figures out he is sharing a class with someone he would rather spend much less time with.

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