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    Problem Sleuth is up to his eyeballs in missing persons, Ace Dick is up to his eyeballs in the hijinks of the increasingly powerful Midnight Crew, and Pickle Inspector is up to his eyeballs in a teleporting mansion outside of town. Poorly constructed metaphor aside, everyone's eyeballs are pretty tired. But there's no rest for the weary, as once the missing persons start to correlate with the mansion's peculiar residents, the city's underbelly only becomes more convoluted.

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    English
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    36,649
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    115
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    Itchy finds something while searching in Diamonds droogs room.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    99
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    Itchy moves into a strange apartment building, where the lobby wall is covered in clocks and almost every resident is rude, stupid, or both. After a strange dream and a myriad of contrived circumstances, he and his roommate begin to wonder if there's more to the building than it seems.

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    36,714
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    163
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    Your name is John Egbert and you are half of the superhero duo that protects Paris. Your alter-ego's name is Breeze, and your Miraculous grants you power over Wind and Chaos. You also have a crush on your best friend, Dave Strider.
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are half of the superhero duo that protects Paris. Your alter-ego's name is Turntable, and your Miraculous grants you power over Time and Order. You also have a crush on your partner, Breeze.

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    English
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    6,627
    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    549
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    Itchy and Die dance together.

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    English
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    186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    139
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    Once upon a time, some alien mobsters adopted some babies. This, for some reason, made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.

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    English
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    19,418
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    511
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    St Patrick's Day was always busy at the Felt Manor. It also happened to be the perfect time for Trace and Fin to rope everyone in to playing a ridiculous party game. Who will you end up in the closet with?

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    5,772
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    635
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    Matchsticks is furious with himself. He’s also angry with Itchy, but if he’s really honest, he’s the most angry with himself for all of this. None of this would be happening if he hadn’t ended up head over heels for Quarters. And none of this would be happening if he’d paid more attention when Doze let it slip that Itchy was showing an interest in photography. He hadn’t paid any attention to that little tidbit at all, assuming Itchy was probably just planning on making porn for himself.

    That wasn’t entirely untrue. He did make porn. It’s just unfortunate that apparently it featured Quarters and Matchsticks, taken through a crack in their hotel room window.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    249
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    Remember that one time Fin stuck his hand in a blender? A couple of other people did it too, but Fin's the one that got hurt.

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    1,757
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    328
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    One time, Itchy got his arms ripped off.

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    English
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    982
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    160
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    Your name is Calico Stubs. You belong to a race of alien species called the Felakits. Your kind my look like a humanoid cross between lizard and cat. But you be damned if some chump waves a little feathered toy in front of your face. And calls you a "good kitty".
    No.
    You and your people worked to hard to be just ridiculed. Your plant Chimera, it has faced to much. To many civil wars, and the great wars. Many corrupted leaders on your planet telling "their people" that this was the "final" stand. Albeit times have changed since "The Final Great War" with nation's finally working together "for peace". And despite being different races, Felakits of many diversities have seemingly forgotten the endless clash of warfare. "Were a 'civilized' species" cry out the international council. "We've changed!" They say once more to any outside civilization.

    Because in the end trading pacts and peace treaties don't matter. Profit only matters.

    That's were your Boss comes in.
    They want to take a piece of this Midnight City.
    If striking up this deal will make your boss happy. Then damn well your going to get the job done.

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    1,703
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
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    The Solids are on a job. They get split up, it's not good news for anyone, except maybe the Midnight Crew.

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    1,771
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    280
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    Itchy and a few other of the Felt are drunk. He has some weird perceptions of what's going on within the Felt. Crowbar wants to go to bed. No one else does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,449
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    275
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    Kakah didn’t do much schooling past Gr 8, but over the years, he’s had nightmares sometimes that he would be out on a job and run smack-dab into Ms. Graac and remember that he still owed her his last homework assignment. This is the first time he’s felt something even similar to that in the waking world, chucking a loaf of bread in his grocery cart and turning around to find Itchy behind him, grinning up at Kakah.

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    AU where the Felt are frog-aliens and Doc Scratch sends them back to their home planet when their contracts are done.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,063
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    284
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    "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes!"
    Itchy is a nerd and Doze is a flustered beb

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    223
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    44,635
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3435
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    When Itchy protects Clover, Clover decides to give Itchy a back massage as a little thank you for the protection, which quickly turns into something much more.

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    English
    Words:
    3,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    689
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    Quarters' not even really sure what the fuck they’re doing here. Crowbar said a bunch of shit Quarters didn’t pay attention to. Quarters just knows to mow down any non-green non-Snowman shape he sees and that’s exactly what he does. It’s the best part of his job. The worst part is what happens after when Crowbar counts up everything and he’s stuck waiting for them to fucking leave already.

    When it’s all over and Itchy doesn’t pop up immediately to hassle him, Quarters doesn’t think much about it. Maybe he should have.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    495
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    Fin can see the future. He can see where you're going, what you're going to do. He can see where your trail ends, and sometimes, it's a curse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    202
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    Away from Teufort, in a lone grey building, a short BLU Spy doesn't do his job.
    (TF2/Homestuck crossover, Intermission Only)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    936
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103

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