It's the return of the John Mayer Saga fam
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Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
18 Jul 2018
Yuuri can be forgiven for not putting very much thought into the fact that the doorbell is ringing at seven at night on a Saturday. He is not at fault for padding down the hall to the front door and pulling it open without checking the peephole first. After all, who bothers to check when it’s obviously the Amazon delivery guy? No one’s going to answer the door for Amazon and pretend that they haven’t just smoked a blunt of high-quality Buddha kush in preparation for a night of giggling at cat videos and stuffing one’s face with chocolate covered cookie dough balls. That would just be silly.
But here’s the thing.
When Yuuri opens the door, a ‘thank you’ already on his lips, what he sees instead are two bleach-blonde women with spray tans and wedge heels. One of them is holding a box.
“Hi, Yuuri!” one of them chirps, and in that moment Yuuri Katsuki hears the whirring of battle helicopters as he’s thrown violently into a flashback that consumes his entire soul, and as he mentally scrambles to stay on this mortal plane he hears himself sputter ten words that have been haunting him for nearly a year:
“...John Mayer never once stepped foot on that goddamn bridge.”
- Part 3 of Your Love is My Drug