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    Five years after the war, Draco Malfoy has fought everything and everyone to get to where he is. He thought that having an Auror drop in for a surprise inspection of his Potions' lab was bad enough, but why is the Auror wearing a glamour? And why is the custom potion he wants so urgent and shrouded in secrecy?

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    Ajax is an ordinary kid.

    But the Abyss is relentless.

    The Tsaritsa loves him.

    But the Harbingers hate his guts

    He just wants to be free.

    But he can't. Not yet, anyway.
    or, the story of how Ajax became Childe and Childe found his way around the world.(or, im just a childe simp and putting this out here bcs i love him)

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    Adora only ever wanted to make her dad proud, and keep her brother safe, even if it killed her. Catra only ever wanted to prove her mother wrong, even if it broke her. Until they met randomly at a club. Somehow, they ended up like this. A cop and a drug dealer, trying to figure out their relationship whilst also dodging the law and organized crime.
    Was it really just a coincidence they met?
    (A semi-serious attempt at a storyline that might take itself a little too seriously at times, but like... with romantic comedy too. I promise it isn't all angst)

    Finished version of the first draft. Kept it on this publication though. Will update most Saturdays.

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    After Jack's death, Alex had little direction in his life. Paranoia and unease rule his life. He can trust no one—even when they pretend to have his best interests in mind. And, after nearly six months… it appears that things might finally be settling down. Yet, with Alex, peace is an impossibility—because someone is always looking for him.

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    "Amity Park: A Nice Lie."

    Local paranormal Skeptic Wesley Weston aka @Atlasdunked and paranormal enthusiast Dash Baxter aka @Hisdudefriday discuss and explore the issues plaguing their town. Amity Park is a hotbed for supernatural activity, and who’s to say that’s all there is? We follow two amateur investigators trying to uncover the monsters under your bed, and the things that go bump in the night. They answer the questions you’re too afraid to ask.

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    Jaune Arc could be called many things. Kind. Timid. Earnest. A lunatic that chases people away from his hoards of canned food with a rusty axe. That last one was kinda unexpected.

    "HIDE ME WEISS!"

    "HIDE YOURSELF!"

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    Arthur drank from the witch's cauldron and got far more than he bargained for.

    [Whumptober 2021, Prompt 22: They Made Me Do It, Cursed, Obsession]

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    Peace had returned to the server and Tubbo and Ranboo finally had time to fully focus their attention on Michael. Their son had managed to wrap not only them, but also Tommy and the rest of Snowchester around his little hooves. Everything seemed to be finally going well. They had reached the finale of their story and saw the happy ending before them. Unaware that the biggest catastrophe was yet to come.
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    Tears fell on the black earth and seeped into the bottomless pit. The pain cut its sharp teeth and claws into his core, tore at his heart and soul and shredded everything that had once been. Behind every memory was a new wall of agony. He couldn't take it anymore, he couldn't breathe!
    Full of grief and hate his fist hit the dirt. His scream was animalistic and was lost in the roaring thunder. Silently someone stepped beside him. And then he felt something click inside him.

    "They always didn't care, did they? Everything else has always been more important anyway." Slowly he got to his feet and looked at his partner. The scars shone brightly as lightning whipped across the black sky. Cold and emotionless, the two looked at each other.
    "Come on. Let's give them hell."

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    Aizawa is unreasonably tired. Not that that is especially out of the norm considering he's stretched pretty thin. Between teaching, late night training, and patrols he is dead on his feet. That wasn't his problem though. His biggest problem was pertaining to the aggravatingly thin manila folder splayed out in front of him. It contains all of the evidence for a new case that has been pushed onto him. A series of acts of vigilantism that were only linked together by a notebook that was always placed besides the unconscious villains that the vigilante brought in.

    The notebooks are highly detailed, touching all bases needed to put the criminal behind bars. Beyond just wrong doings, there were also expansive notes detailing the villains' quirks. Notes explaining how they work, how they could be used strategically, how their personality came across with fighting style, how they could possibly improve on quirk usage, and how to completely cripple it if need be. The amount of information was frankly horrifying.

    He has a headache. He needs coffee and a much deserved break.

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    Ichigo is stuck in Soul Society after the events of the TYBW and is left with too much time on his hands because there is no way he is going to join the Gotei. So, he finally has time to puzzle some stuff out (which he should have done a long time ago) and eventually figures out, after witnessing some horrible deeds, that Aizen might have had a point despite his dubious methods. So Ichigo starts his new mission: Vive la révolution !!!

     

    Extract chapter 9: "I much rather have you on my side this time, or at least not actively against me, than you being blindsided again by the persuasive arguments of those hypocrites who would turn against you the first chance they get. Believe it or not, Ichigo, I hold no hatred or revenge against your person; I was never your enemy."

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    What would the world be like if 80 percent of the population manifested superpowers called "Quirks"? Heroes and villains would be battling it out everywhere! Being a hero would mean learning to use your power, but where would you go to study? The Hero Academy of course!

    Join the Students of Class 1A, or alternatively, the Hermits, as they navigate their way through highschool life! With the ups and downs of... well... not quite the usual high school experience!
    With villains to defeat, sports festivals to participate in and apprentaships to complete, will the class make it thorugh their first year at UA Hero Academy unscathed?

    tl;dr
    The hermits are Class 1A of UA hero academy, and, with some guest appearances from other mcyt, have to make their way through a slightly unusual high school experience.

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    CURRENT ARC: Hero Killer / Evolution

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    Book Three Babes! PoA but different because I solved the main plot point in ODTKYN so now I have to fix it so there's actually something going on lol.

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    “Will. Wilbur! Get up man!”

    He was being shaken awake. Awake. He was waking up. There was no bliss, there was no break, there was no easy lifestyle after death. He was being woken up again, the last thing he wanted at this minute. He died wanting bliss and was instead being pulled into another moment of living disaster and poor unfortunate souls.

    What was worse is that it wasn’t Phil’s hands or his voice waking him up, it was Tommy’s. One of the two people that he didn’t want to face right now after the event of his actions. He just wanted to curl up on the stone of the button room floor and wake up back in that dreamland state. It seemed very tranquil.

    He didn’t like being touched, and Tommy’s hands were grabbing his body in all of the wrong places.

    It was the opposite of tranquil.

     

    Or: Wilbur Soot has been apprehended inside the reoccurring day of his death. November 16th elongated into his own seven sunrises. He must determine a way to escape, all the while questioning himself and what he believes in without losing his head in the process.

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    A yearning Ranpo awaits longs for his beloved Edgar Allan Poe to return safely back from America and back into his loving arms. In the meantime, the two adopt the love language of writing letters to each other to fill the void of loneliness.

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    Leonard and Sara have to pose as a newly married couple in a spooky New England town to prevent a terrible incident. While they get closer, so do the paranormal incidents. With a town on edge, looking for a way to stop the witchcraft, Leonard and Sara make their own kind of magic.

    A chapter a day until Halloween!

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    ❝.I thought about it, I was tempted: I wrote it down.❞

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    He was more than a pretty picture to Baji, he was someone Baji's Heart and mind taught over.

    His teeth ache with the need to bite, and Baji can't help but ask himself the same question; over and over like a mantra he can't forget.

    Was this love, or hunger?

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    Gaia sends Cloud back in time-- Jenova is the one to turn him into a child.

    Well. Physically into a child. She doesn't manage to effect his mind. And with this small failure on her part, the story takes a sharp turn to the left.

    Cloud was sent back in time in the desperate hope of saving the world.

    It helps that he accidentally acquires the most dangerous army in Gaia.

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    Chapter III: Arthur looked back to where Curt had been standing just seconds ago before his gaze went back to the sparkling piece of jewelry. In that second, the thought of going after him didn't feel like the terrible idea it certainly was.

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    Four teenagers hang out on a weekend night. Nothing could go wrong.

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