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    “I-I’m not nothing.” She hears herself say it, but she doesn’t think she believes it.

    Dennis shakes his head, this time much more slowly, intently. Patronizingly. “That’s where you’re mistaken, sis. You’re old, and ugly, and so sad about having never found a man that you’ll have sex with anything that walks if it means you get just a smidge of human affection.”

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    Frank wants to find Mac someone to crush his soul (because that's what love's all abt, obviously), Dennis wants Mac to stop cockblocking him, Dee wants to nose her way into every scheme, and Charlie just wants Mac to fall in love like he deserves.

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    3/?
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    Introspective thoughts and big feelings™. It's also like a song fic without actually being a song fic.

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    “And for the record, I don’t think that made us actually boyfriends, man.”

    “Nuh-uh. No way, dude. We totally are. The high-five sealed the deal, man. We’ve been boyfriends for almost thirty years now."
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    Mac and Charlie have been boyfriends since seventh grade. Except, not really.

    Takes place during and after season thirteen. No rewrites, just additional scenes. Thirteen chapters for season thirteen.

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    11/13
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    90
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    6
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    Charlie dies. No, really. That's it. That's the plot.

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    1/1
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    Charlie and Dee think they've been sneaky. They haven't.

    Or the one where Dennis finds out.

    [based off of a tumblr prompt. Looking for beta/co-writer maybe? ]

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    1/1
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    A high-school era fic about Dee running away from home, and nothing going as planned.

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    1/1
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    "Sometimes he hates the hold that Dennis has over him. Sometimes he feels trapped in a one-sided relationship. But in the golden glow of the fire and under the deepening night sky, he feels whole. He could stay in this moment forever."

    Mac and Dennis go camping.

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    *Title may change in the future*

    You, the reader, move into a seedy apartment in southern Philly to pursue the starving artist aesthetic. Maybe you become the object of obsession or something.

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    sometimes bad memories stir even when you're doing something good with someone you love.

    from borderlinedennisr's request "dennis actually talks to mac about his trauma"

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    the gang immediately splinters off in different directions the moment that messed up fake sexual harassment seminar is finished, but Charlie and Dennis run into each other at the bar several hours later, exhausted and worse for wear.

    it's clear they have no use for their old charades. shields down, the guys are forced to confront each other (and their issues) sooner than they'd like.

    (I started this for kinktober 2018, day 8...guess I'm not a "deadlines" person. better late than never!)

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    Mac got the chance to come out in high school, and he moved away to somewhere more gay-friendly after graduation and lost touch with the rest of the gang. In his absence, the gang moved on. Without Mac around to help her avoid it, Dee got out-voted and capitulated to the gay bar scheme, and Dennis stayed playing the flirty bartender to the guys around there. Mac's back in town after ten years, but when he hears about the hottest gay bar in the city, he really doesn't expect to run into all his super-straight, super-shitty, voted-least-likely-to-succeed friends, and he really doesn't think they'll be running the place.

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    4/?
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    Dennis texts charlie a series of emojis late at night & charlie knows he'll be going over dennis' house to comfort him in a way that he's secretly been doing since high school.

    title comes from Self Esteem by AJJ

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    One faithful night in North Dakota, blissfully subdued by the Eagles' victory in the Super Bowl, Dennis Reynolds finds himself waking up from a highly intense sex dream with Mac, who he saw on TV during the game but hasn't actually spoken to in a year. It's nothing, it means nothing, of course, but when the dreams keep happening every night and refuse to stop, Dennis decides that enough is enough. Follow his journey back to Philadelphia as he attempts to put these dreams to rest, finding more than he's looking for.

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    "But he can’t stand it anymore. A childlike instinct takes over, his long dormant need to protect Mac rearing it’s head for the second time that night."

    "Mac Finds His Pride" aftermath.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    61
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    133
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    16
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    1182
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    oh, this? this fic? yeah, it's just about napping. that's literally it. just a cute napfic. a series of one-shots that are all just literally about being sleepy and taking naps.

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    1/?
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    8
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    33
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    2
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    The urge hits Dennis with all the subtlety of a fucking eighteen-wheeler, and just as much presence and force.

    And it hurts. It hurts so fucking bad.

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    Mac finds out that Dennis has been relapsing.

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    “You were hot and bothered by me today, weren’t you? You haven’t been able to get the images of me stripping out of your head since that first gig, were you? And since we’ve been rehearsing, I’m sure that was driving you crazy. You loved it, the whole bit when I praised you. Called you my boy. You loved that, didn’t you?”

    “No, that’s gross,” Charlie said quietly.

    “Don’t lie to me,” Dennis said sternly. “Be my good boy, tell me the truth. It drove you wild, didn’t it?”

    “Dennis, shut-”

    “Daddy,” Dennis corrected, clearing his throat. He didn’t want to sound too harsh, that would scare Charlie away. He knew when to be gentle, how to be gentle. He glanced down at Charlie’s pants and smirked, “I can tell you’re lying, you’ve got a dead give away hidden in your pants.”

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    4/?
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    Dennis rolls emotional battery during Chardee Macdennis. Mac says things he can't take back. This is what happens as a result.

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    33
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