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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    The voices were quieting down, and I barely dared to breathe. Though I only caught a glimpse of the scenery, there were definitely trees. I did not fall asleep in a forest. Nor is there greenery painted anywhere on my walls?
    Any air I tried to keep in my lungs was being pushed out by the weight of the reality dawning upon me.

    I’m in fucking middle-earth. Arda. The land of Tolkien.

     

    Or,
    Fix-it, Middle-Earth style and your usual modern girl in middle-earth
    Because nobody deserved to die in this story.

    (Title has been changed from 'There, Again.' to 'This Wandering Day')

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    Bilbo Baggins has been thrown back in time 429 times.

    Seen death 429 times.

    Seen war 429 times.

    Seen dragon fire 429 times.

    Can he do it one more time?

    Will it ever end?

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    Frodo gets sick, Gandalf is a prick, it gets messy really quick. (Seriously Gandalf-enjoyers stay away.)

    Frodo, a faunt from the Shire, goes to a market with his father. He meets Merry and they play together. Later, Frodo falls from a tree and injures himself. When he returns home, his condition worsens, and Gandalf arrives, insisting on taking Frodo away for healing. A heated argument ensues. The situation becomes emotionally charged as Gandalf pushes for urgency, Bilbo refuses to let Frodo go alone. Meanwhile, Frodo's health deteriorates, adding to the tension.

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    Flame took flight on scorched wings and reigned from the heavens. Flames swept from the South and blew wildly over the earth. Flames seared the hearts of dwarves and turned lives to ash. In the flames she danced, and in her heart he burned.

    [A retelling of the discontinued "Longsword and the Bow". Story based in "The Hobbit" literature and influenced by Peter Jackson's "Hobbit" films. Other supporting sources are present as well. Cross-posted to ff.net]

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    Thorin peers out of the window that overlays the garden, eyes wandering Bilbo’s figure. The hobbit is crouched down, digging out weeds and pruning roses. A trail of dirt is smeared across his cheek and forehead. His golden hair is tied back with a sapphire ribbon.

    The colour of Durin’s line.

    Thorin gulps gently, throat feeling dry all of a sudden when Bilbo stands, only to bend over to get something on the ground. Bilbo turns, sensing the gaze on him, looking towards the window where Thorin’s staring at him. Thorin grunts as he ducks down, hiding, waiting for a few more moments before he pokes his head up and peers at Bilbo once more.

    Yes, there was more to the hobbit than Thorin had first thought.

    And he’d like to get to know him.

    Yes, Thorin thinks, watching Bilbo laugh at something the faunts running past says, throwing his head back and showing the smooth line of his throat, eyes positively sparking, I would like to get to know Bilbo Baggins very much.

    Dwalin shakes his head from where he’s watching Thorin. “Hopeless dolt.”

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    Bilbo Baggins was a perfectly respectable hobbit that belonged to the shire. He lived in Bag-End in his late friend’s parents’ smial. He didn't leave the hill very often, if not for food. These were the observations of outsiders, ones who didn’t know. Outsiders who were ignorant to what really went on within the small, honest quiet Hobbiton. They didn’t know how truly cruel pleasant the gentlefolk of Hobbiton could be. How inhumane kind and unkind caring they could be. What horrific experiences those that differed from the rest were forced to face.
    No, this is not a tale of how a simple, respectable hobbit came to join a quest with 13 dwarrow to retake Erebor and slay a dragon. No, this is not such a tale. This is the tale of Bilbo Baggins, a skinshifter who came to meet the last of his kin, kill one he had considered kin and acquire a dwarven husband and nephews.

    Who is Bilbo Baggins, and just what is he?

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    Bilbo Baggins isn't what he seems, let's go along on a tale of whimsy and character development, as well as our resident badass not-hobbit

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    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit, that much was true. There was something that did set him apart however. He did not start as a hobbit, and he did not always take the form of one. You might recognize one of his other names. He is also known as Smaug the Dreadful, Smaug the Magnificent, and occasionally Silvertongue.

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    You do not have to be good.
    You do not have to walk on your knees
    for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
    You only have to let the soft animal of your body
    love what it loves.
    -Mary Oliver, Wild Geese

     

    Or, in which this is another Dragon!Bilbo fic. Over the last 200 years, Bilbo has found contentment within his life at Bag End, and he does not long for adventure, much less to face one of his kin. But he does so anyway, because the ruin of Erebor has deprived him of his favorite tea for the past sixty years, and finds that, in spite of his life of cruelty, he does not have to be lonely.

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    The final attempt I’m making to keep an account and finish this fanfic: Roots of the Oak Tree and ETC.

    Belladonna Baggins is forced to leave her dying One at the risk of her own life. This story takes place after the Battle of the Five Armies, it is not of Bella’s adventure- those of her children. Belladonna has spent the past 12 years undisturbed, heavily judged- but left alone peacefully at Baggend, that is until the One Ring calls out to her- and when she puts it on, has caught the eye of Sauron. Now Theia and Ferin Baggins must go on their own adventure with the help of their little cousin Frodo to save the Shire from the dangers of Mordor. Thankfully their mother gave them the greatest idea. They are to find the great kingdom or Erebor- and ask for aid. After all, one Hobbit reclaimed a mountain. Can’t they get help to reclaim their home as well?

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    Donnamira Baggins, Bilbo’s baby sister, kind heart throws her into the quest to reclaim Erebor. And slay a dragon? Afterall, once-in-a-lifetime adventures only come, well, once!

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    He was closing in on a pack of orcs. The tracks were unmistakable, and he could smell them. It was strange, for orcs to pass this close to the hidden valley of the elves.

    The scene the dwarf came upon was one he never would have imagined, and never would forget, a group of halflings lay dead or close to death in a clearing, a halfling maid with a child strapped to her chest was fighting off a massive orc with a tiny sword.
    The orc pack wasn’t very big it seemed there were only three of them, one already dead, but the halfling would not be able to hold more than one of them at bay. And a second orc was approaching her from behind.

    Frerin leapt into action then, but he was to late, the orc’s filthy blade ran through the lass’ side, and the sound of her cry, as well as that of her child’s, filled the air and made Frerin see red. He killed the two orcs within seconds, and carried the wounded halfling lass to the safety of the hidden valley. Curious youngling eyes watching him the entire way.

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    Thorin thought that he knew everything that there was to know about hobbits. Or rather, everything that was worth knowing that is. They were stuffy, rounded little things, who cared more about food and green things over practical matters, such as loyalty and honor. So to say that Thorin was displeased when Gandalf suggested that they take one of these halflings on the most important quest of Thorin’s (or any dwarf really) life, is the biggest understatement of Middle Earth. In fact, if pressed, Thorin would like to make his displeasure of his present circumstances known, preferably by shoving a sword or an ax through a certain wizard's head.

    Cue Mister Baggins, and his insufferable love of plants.

    Or, Thorin thinks Bilbo is weak, and then falls in love with him.

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    **on hiatus while I finish my two other fic, then I will come back to it!**

    It was supposed to be a simple job. Provide a new identity to someone that needed to disappear. Years later, I was still paying for the mistake of helping that grey bearded stranger. Except that now fate decided to trow her curve ball in the mix. Maybe this time, things will go right?

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    Hi! I'm Sierra Parker, a typical albeit hilarious bean that ended up doing not such typical stuff.
    I'll be narrating my own story...welcome! Glad to have you along for the journey there and back again!
    Your opinions, comments, questions,and kudos mean a dragon sized amount. Hold onto your hats, this roller coaster has some crazy surprises along the way! [Seriously, it keeps me writing, so bring the love, humans!]
    Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

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    When all seems well on Avengers group holiday #5, the body of a slightly irritating genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist turns up in the bathroom. Everyone is a suspect and no-one leaves until Inspector Hektor Casperoni solves the case! Chaos ensues, feelings are hurt, weed may or may not be smoked and absolutely nothing gets done.
    __
    We're on holiday and decided to write fanfic, this is the product of our boredom. It's weird, it's random.. read at your own risk.

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    A re-telling of The Hobbit; a adventure, fantasy, and adding in some romance

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    (The story starts after the events of The Hobbit but before the events of The Lord Of The Rings, considering I’ve made both Frodo and Sam 27 which would be the equivalent of 15 years old, here’s the math I used, (based of the fact that an adult hobbit is 33 years old); 33/18 ≈ 1,8 1,8 x 15 = 27)

    Bilbo Baggins lives a quiet, peaceful life in his comfortable hole at Bag End. Bilbo is quite content at Bag End, near the bustling hobbit village of Hobbiton. His comfort is shattered by the arrival of the old wizard Gandalf, who persuades Bilbo to set out on an adventure with a group of thirteen dwarves.

    By the end of his journey Bilbo had lost more then he thought he would, he lost his greatest friends, and the dwarves lost the royal lineage. In the mist of the grief Bilbo made his way back to his home at Bag End. Only to find a small kid in his care, Frodo. He did his best at raising him and found it was a great distraction from the grief he held.

    Now, raised as Bilbo’s son, Frodo starts his own adventure. Though his would be more interesting - and he would be joined by his best friend, Samwise Gamgee. Together they change the past and the future.

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    **REWORKING!!**

    "What do you want from me?" He looked serious, slightly bothered that I saw through his words. Gandalf's face grew dark and he scanned the room, his eyes finally landing on a dwarf sitting by himself across the Prancing Pony. I followed his gaze, not recognizing the dwarf. I looked back at Gandalf puzzled. "I need you to keep him alive."

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    For once, Hazel wanted a home.
    With all she knew lost to time, the barriers between herself and the shadows blurring, she chose to latch on to a song.
    A single choice and her fate was being woven into that very music she'd stopped to listen to- a necessary overtone of silence to the harmony of the voices.
    Perhaps in that song... she would finally find a place to call home.
    ~ON HOLD~

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