1 - 20 of 43 Works in It's Always Gandalf's Fault

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    “I am not half of anything, dwarf.” Bilbo snaps, glare jerking to Fíli’s face. “That name is one giving to us by men, who think we are half of what they are. They spit that at us before we wandered and found home in the Shire. You of all races must know the hardships of being scorned because of your size by Bigfolk. Be careful not to do the same to me, Master Dwarf.” Bilbo warns, tone bordering on a knifes edge, one dip away from falling into abandon completely. Fíli’s eyes go comically wide. Thorin tenses as Kíli looks between them all, lips going thin.

    Bilbo grabs the last of the weapons, scoffing a little. “Good day, Master Dwarves.” Bilbo spins and marches off, anger burning in his chest like fire in a dragons, building and building until it seemed to steam from his ears and nose. He marches off and sets off towards Rivendell, cursing dwarfs and everything they stood for, for that silly scornful name they call him.

    He’ll show them halfling. Just wait until they come to him begging for a burglar to reclaim a lost kingdom and steal a fucking stone from beneath a fire breathing dragon.

    Bilbo scoffs again.

    Dwarves.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,053
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    667
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Frodo snuck away to visit Erebor on her own. After all, it was her Mum who was banished, not her. She never expected to find her father, Thorin Oakenshield, alive and relatively well. Gandalf's well meant meddling has gone terrible awry, but Frodo's here to put things back to rights. Thorin is just as determined as his daughter to bring Bilbo home at last.
    Fem!Frodo. Fem!Bilbo. AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,160
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    2635
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Donnamira Baggins, Bilbo’s baby sister, kind heart throws her into the quest to reclaim Erebor. And slay a dragon? Afterall, once-in-a-lifetime adventures only come, well, once!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,985
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    191
  4. Tags
    Summary

    He was closing in on a pack of orcs. The tracks were unmistakable, and he could smell them. It was strange, for orcs to pass this close to the hidden valley of the elves.

    The scene the dwarf came upon was one he never would have imagined, and never would forget, a group of halflings lay dead or close to death in a clearing, a halfling maid with a child strapped to her chest was fighting off a massive orc with a tiny sword.
    The orc pack wasn’t very big it seemed there were only three of them, one already dead, but the halfling would not be able to hold more than one of them at bay. And a second orc was approaching her from behind.

    Frerin leapt into action then, but he was to late, the orc’s filthy blade ran through the lass’ side, and the sound of her cry, as well as that of her child’s, filled the air and made Frerin see red. He killed the two orcs within seconds, and carried the wounded halfling lass to the safety of the hidden valley. Curious youngling eyes watching him the entire way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,701
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    2383
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Thorin thought that he knew everything that there was to know about hobbits. Or rather, everything that was worth knowing that is. They were stuffy, rounded little things, who cared more about food and green things over practical matters, such as loyalty and honor. So to say that Thorin was displeased when Gandalf suggested that they take one of these halflings on the most important quest of Thorin’s (or any dwarf really) life, is the biggest understatement of Middle Earth. In fact, if pressed, Thorin would like to make his displeasure of his present circumstances known, preferably by shoving a sword or an ax through a certain wizard's head.

    Cue Mister Baggins, and his insufferable love of plants.

    Or, Thorin thinks Bilbo is weak, and then falls in love with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,327
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    993
  6. Tags
    Summary

    **on hiatus while I finish my two other fic, then I will come back to it!**

    It was supposed to be a simple job. Provide a new identity to someone that needed to disappear. Years later, I was still paying for the mistake of helping that grey bearded stranger. Except that now fate decided to trow her curve ball in the mix. Maybe this time, things will go right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,960
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    720
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit, that much was true. There was something that did set him apart however. He did not start as a hobbit, and he did not always take the form of one. You might recognize one of his other names. He is also known as Smaug the Dreadful, Smaug the Magnificent, and occasionally Silvertongue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,975
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    248
    Kudos:
    733
    Bookmarks:
    154
    Hits:
    14846
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Hi! I'm Sierra Parker, a typical albeit hilarious bean that ended up doing not such typical stuff.
    I'll be narrating my own story...welcome! Glad to have you along for the journey there and back again!
    Your opinions, comments, questions,and kudos mean a dragon sized amount. Hold onto your hats, this roller coaster has some crazy surprises along the way! [Seriously, it keeps me writing, so bring the love, humans!]
    Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,457
    Chapters:
    47/47
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4133
  9. Tags
    Summary

    When all seems well on Avengers group holiday #5, the body of a slightly irritating genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist turns up in the bathroom. Everyone is a suspect and no-one leaves until Inspector Hektor Casperoni solves the case! Chaos ensues, feelings are hurt, weed may or may not be smoked and absolutely nothing gets done.
    __
    We're on holiday and decided to write fanfic, this is the product of our boredom. It's weird, it's random.. read at your own risk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,757
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
  10. Tags
    Summary

    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,423
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    657
    Kudos:
    3170
    Bookmarks:
    1359
    Hits:
    60349
  11. Tags
    Summary

    A re-telling of The Hobbit; a adventure, fantasy, and adding in some romance

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,292
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    787
  12. Tags
    Summary

    (The story starts after the events of The Hobbit but before the events of The Lord Of The Rings, considering I’ve made both Frodo and Sam 27 which would be the equivalent of 15 years old, here’s the math I used, (based of the fact that an adult hobbit is 33 years old); 33/18 ≈ 1,8 1,8 x 15 = 27)

    Bilbo Baggins lives a quiet, peaceful life in his comfortable hole at Bag End. Bilbo is quite content at Bag End, near the bustling hobbit village of Hobbiton. His comfort is shattered by the arrival of the old wizard Gandalf, who persuades Bilbo to set out on an adventure with a group of thirteen dwarves.

    By the end of his journey Bilbo had lost more then he thought he would, he lost his greatest friends, and the dwarves lost the royal lineage. In the mist of the grief Bilbo made his way back to his home at Bag End. Only to find a small kid in his care, Frodo. He did his best at raising him and found it was a great distraction from the grief he held.

    Now, raised as Bilbo’s son, Frodo starts his own adventure. Though his would be more interesting - and he would be joined by his best friend, Samwise Gamgee. Together they change the past and the future.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,862
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    424
  13. Tags
    Summary

    "What do you want from me?" He looked serious, slightly bothered that I saw through his words. Gandalf's face grew dark and he scanned the room, his eyes finally landing on a dwarf sitting by himself across the Prancing Pony. I followed his gaze, not recognizing the dwarf. I looked back at Gandalf puzzled. "I need you to keep him alive."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,451
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1951
  14. Tags
    Summary

    For once, Hazel wanted a home.
    With all she knew lost to time, the barriers between herself and the shadows blurring, she chose to latch on to a song.
    A single choice and her fate was being woven into that very music she'd stopped to listen to- a necessary overtone of silence to the harmony of the voices.
    Perhaps in that song... she would finally find a place to call home.
    ~ON HOLD~

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,565
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    336
    Kudos:
    1574
    Bookmarks:
    611
    Hits:
    44056
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo Baggins was having a rather strange if somewhat annoying afternoon and the peculiar wizard didn't help any. However as the time for supper passed and his guests started stumbling in, he rather thought his day improving.
    One imposing dwarf after another, muscle upon muscle and all those weapons... Why, Bilbo was ready to faint and his weakness had nothing to do with fear but rather all his blood uncomfortably migrating to his lower regions.
    Sure, there was talk about a dragon and his guests wouldn't recognize manners if they smacked them across the face, but if Bilbo had had any idea how imposing and welcome, yes, they were very welcome, the dwarves were, why he would have signed up for an adventure a long time ago.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,899
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    135
    Kudos:
    643
    Bookmarks:
    177
    Hits:
    11967
  16. Tags
    Summary

    After having the time of her life at an anime convention, twenty year old Gwyn is kidnapped by a shifty Wizard while still in her cosplay outfit. To make matters worse, he was Early. Way too early. Now, a Gwyn without the appropriate foreknowledge, or even lore, has to navigate a landscape and political intrigue WAAAAY outside of her comfort zone. Oh, and the "parents" of the guy she found an attraction to hate her guts. This whole thing couldn't possibly get any worse.
    (She had no idea...)

    Formerly crack, now being taken seriously.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,428
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1336
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Take the characters from The Lord of the Rings and move them into a modern setting, struggling with rebellious teenage children, love and family drama.
    Legolas is a busy single father, and Ilweran is his 16-year-old son.
    What could possibly go wrong?
    This is the trashiest, cliché-filled story with the most OOC characters I've ever written. But I was young and then I got attached to it. If you don't take it seriously it's probably funny too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    103,862
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2491
  18. Tags
    Summary

    'The Dark Brotherhood is a guild of elite assassins who revel in blood and darkness. They know nought but murder and shadows.'

    You remembered your mother telling you stories about the group which terrorised Skyrim when you were a young bosmer, but now, as chief among that same guild, you know better.

    It's complete and utter bullshit, by the way.

    | | | | |

    The first six chapters are under editing, so there won’t be any new stuff for a while, sorry!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,149
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    743
  19. Tags
    Summary

    A new take on GIME. “Who are you?” I scooted back quickly, hands automatically covering my stomach. Gandalf’s eyes twinkled, “I think the true question here my dear is … Who are you?” A pregnant 20 year old falls into Middle Earth, and is by necessity dragged along on the journey. Only to Lothlorien of course. Of course.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,855
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    520
  20. Tags
    Summary

    El destino da muchas vueltas por lo que nadie sabe que ocurrirá, ¿Quién diría que un encuentro ocurrido hace 7 años haría latir su corazón por un enano?, ¿y quien diría que ese enano era el legitimo Rey de Erebor?.

    Bilba Bolsón ha tratado de ser una respetable Hobbit desde la muerte de su padre hace 5 años, sin embargo tanto sus primos Drogo y Prímula, como su madre Belladona y un entrometido Mago, la obligaran a viajar en contra de su voluntad por la mitad de la tierra media, en una peligrosa Búsqueda con 13 Enanos, dicho mago y su madre, haciéndola experimentar emociones que creyó olvidadas y enfrentar la difícil decisión de elegir quien realmente quiere ser, si dejar que su lado Bolsón o Tuk ganen la batalla en su interior, el deber contra el querer, ¿pero por que no puede ser ambas?, y mientras lo descubre deberá lidiar con sus sentimientos hacia cierto Enano que no deja de hacer que su corazón se brinque varios latidos desde el día en que lo conoció.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    51,309
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    441

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation