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    Hermione is getting a bit fat, and she's starting teaching at Hogwarts. Severus Snape is actually alive, and is coming back to do research at Hogwarts. And oh, he's gotten really fat himself. Post-DH, EWE. FAT KINK - FAT ADMIRATION - FAT APPRECIATION - DON'T LIKE DON'T READ - NO FLAMES PLEASE. SSHG romance.

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    106/?
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    When Willow is appointed as the new Hufflepuff Quidditch captain all she wants is to have peace and a little bit of fun. But for some reason Oliver Wood won't stop picking fights with her.

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    When circumstances lead Draco to live under the supervision of his arch nemesis, he is forced to see a lot more than he would ever want to. Harry Potter is turning into something from his darkest wet dreams urging him to leave behind the little he has, to become his little plaything and Draco finds it all too alluring to refuse.

    But when Harry hands his fate gift-wrapped to a pretty monster fashioned in the most convincing dressing of a friend, Draco can’t help his suspicions, he doesn’t want him to. Time to time, he scrapes at the mask, reveals a little of himself and the game he is playing.

    Draco envies him for Harry’s affection that he gets , he has taken over all that Draco ever had, yet, there is a grey land that he stands on, something about his clever little acts is so truly genuine, it is playing with Draco’s judgment.

    Where this new monster’s lead will take them, whether he will ever be more than Harry’s coping mechanism , will he be alive at the end of this ugly game, he only has his guesses.

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    19/?
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    Severus Snape survived Nagini's attack. He will have to overcome his past sorrows and regrets, especially since it seems that some sort of connection has developed between him and his most unlikely savior...

     

    *Updates once a week!!*

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    21/?
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    A Multiverse-Spanning, Crossover, Fanfiction Adventure!

    Dorothy Alice Wendy has always had more imagination than the Sisters of St. Bridget’s orphanage approve of. They despise her reading and her dreaming, and they spank her when she’s been especially clever.

    Then there’s Elmira, the new girl. Elmira has it out for Dorothy. There’s something strange about her, something sinister. And one night, after a particularly unfair spanking, Dorothy sits upon the roof of the orphanage, in violation of the rules, and Elmira catches her.

    Next thing she knows, Dorothy is tumbling off the roof. But instead of falling to her doom, Dorothy slips through the multiverse…

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    Irma doesn't do anything unless she gets something out of it.

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    The job description didn’t say that acting heroically would be required.

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    What will Severus Snape do when Voldemort orders him to marry his daughter? Is she like her father? The story takes place after the triwizard tournament and goes AU from there. Severus Snape x OC Voldemort's daughter. Severitus.

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    47/?
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    A prophecy and a desperate plan created by the Founders form parts of a puzzle facing Minerva McGonagall and her intrepid assistant Madam Pince. With clues paving the way, they race against time itself. Will the Wielders of Light overcome the Destroyers of Destiny?

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
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    8
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    1
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    Every female in Hermione Granger's family for over 700 years have been soul bound to two men. Find out what happens when Hermione realizes that her soul mates are none other than Professors Severus Snape and Remus Lupin.

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    30/?
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    "Why is it that whenever anything happens around here, it always seems to be connected to you three?"

    "Honestly, Professor Dippet, we frequently ask ourselves the same question."

    ~

    The trio of Potter, Granger and Weasley aren't the only trio in Hogwarts history to have constantly been in the center of the commotion. Back in 1942, the trio of McGonagall, Pomfrey and Hooch first walked the corridors together, forging friendships that would last for all their lives. Faced with misfired curses, dragon pox, Quidditch-related mayhem and Slytherin's monster, they'll need all of Minerva's quick intelligence, Poppy's incredible knowledge, and Rolanda's reckless daring to get them through their school years in one piece

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    Chapters:
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    Hermione is in the library on the weekend, like always, but this time is slightly different.

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    A collection of ficlets about the professors of Hogwarts.

    In the first, Minerva has a breakthrough and goes to share her excitement with Irma.

    In the second, Wilhelmina goes to Poppy after an accident with some magical creatures.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    49
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    With Albus off on a walk with his dad, Scorpius runs off to watch the Quidditch match. Slytherin are playing Hufflepuff. It's a big one. But Scorpius meets someone on the way, and instead he takes a trip to his beloved library.

    Cursed Child compliant.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Hermione Grang–er, Snape–is up to something. Severus notices his Ministry-Approved wife's unusual behavior and can't put a finger on what she's trying to do. When he realizes… well, he decides he'll just have to return the favor. A fluffy little six chapter fic featuring SS/HG. EWE, obvs, and NCC in many ways. Post Marriage Law. Possibly OOC. T for touching.

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    Chapters:
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    The year is 1973, and a pair of professors from the Durmstrang Institute arrive at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to study the Snargaluff plant—or at least that’s the cover story as Heavy and Medic help Spy infiltrate Hogwarts for reasons of their own.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    19
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    4
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    Donghyuck just seems to light up Mark’s life much more than the fireworks lighting up the Hogwarts’ Library.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    62
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    7
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    It’s not really a good idea to mix alcohol, gossip, and correspondence. Especially if you're the Headmistress!

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    Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard.

    This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. Lots of sex. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while).

    Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. There will be many of both.

    P.S. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. It's rather... depraved.

    The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens.

    Sporadic updates are likely.

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    155,990
    Chapters:
    31/?
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    In 1981 the threat of You-Know-Who and his Death Eaters was looming large over the wizarding world. While Vold... well you know who I mean, took the headlines there were plenty of other stories happening. And some of those stories changed the world in ways that Vol..erm yeah him, would never have dared to dream about.

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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    151

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