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    When his manager suggests he hire a professional bodyguard to enhance his security, Richie Tozier refuses. Until he meets Eddie Kaspbrak.

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    He was a bot. She was a human. Can I make it any more obvious?

    He was an asshole, she was a bitch. What more can I say?

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    During a house party, a guy harasses Stevie for a date much to her displeasure and frustration. Billy pretends to be her boyfriend to save her from creeps, but they consider making it a reality.

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    The day of Iruka’s thirtieth birthday begins just like any other—and as the day progresses, with nobody reminding him of it and nothing around to distract him from his work, Iruka labours on as he always has. It’s not as though anyone else can do the headmaster’s duties, after all.

    But when classes are out for the day and everyone’s headed home, Iruka returns from a late afternoon meeting to find something a little out of the ordinary.

    (alternately: everyone conspires to give Iruka a birthday he’ll never forget, which goes a little better than expected on everyone’s ends)

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    Hyunjin has always hated the guts of Han Jisung, someone that somehow got attached to him for no clear reasons.

    And god should that reason remained hidden, Jisung's life wouldn't turn drastically upside down.

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    Caesar brainstormed as he arranged ingredients, parting spices from herbs and pre-measuring everything he needed. He could introduce an eating contest, he considered, but that would foil his ultimate goal of introducing Joseph to new and enjoyable food. The guy wouldn’t be able to savor it. He could also make it a bet, but Joseph always had a way of turning those around on him with one trick or another. Caesar sucked on his lower lip as he rinsed a batch of cannellini beans, scowling at them as he sifted through with quick fingers. He could, he thought as he transferred them into a pot of water, make it a guessing game. Joseph liked to think he was the best at guessing games; but it likely wouldn’t be so easy for him if he had no basis when it came to deducing which food was which. A giddy smile tugged at the right corner of Caesar’s lips.

    That was it.

    He’d make it a guessing game.

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    As second years of the hero course, Class 2-A did not expect what their first semester exam would entail...

    AKA: We've loved them, we've hated them, and now we're gonna make fun of them. Ladies, Gentlemen and (to quote Abridged Cell) that technicolor rainbow in-between, welcome to UA High School's Roast of Class 2-A!

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    It’s fitting, somehow, that this is Khun’s first glimpse of the top male supermodel. Phonsekal Laure is reclusive, cold, powerful—

    And taller than me, Khun notes with carefully-hidden distaste, tilting his head up ever so slightly to maintain eye contact as Laure stops before him.


    ( I don’t care how it becomes anymore )
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    Stir until sauce is thickened and clings to pasta. Turn off burner, keep stirring a few moments more, remove pan from heat entirely.

    Serve with grated cheese and basil.

    He grabbed himself a clean (ish) fork, his ratty recipe notebook, and wandered toward the living room to find something on Netflix. 

    Most nights he liked cooking. Kept the lights dim enough he could watch Pretty Boy across the way. But Thursdays and Saturdays, the windows across the way were always dark. If nothing else, Billy got work done on Thursdays and Saturdays.

     

    Billy spies on his cute neighbor, his cute neighbor doesn't know how to cook. Luckily, Billy can do something about that.

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    Joe is prepared for the Reaping, he thinks. He hopes. Every year it has to happen; every time it's been the same.

    But this is different. This is the first Reaping for his little brother John, and this time the rules are changed: two males can be sent into the Arena.

    Happy Hunger Games. Yeah, right.

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    These were taken from SexualSam from Tumblr. These seemed alright and although I have tons of crap to work on, I decided to do some of these as well <3 Sorry if you hate me for this, my dudes. I'll try to write more of my other babies more, but Chrollo is my newest favorite, so of course I obsess over him.

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    Chibiusa and Usagi often clashed in their opinions but loved each other more than anything in the world. Usagi was protective and loving; while also being childish sometimes. Chibiusa was clingy and bratty ; but both were strong and courageous.

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    (Y/N) is a Squad Leader in the Survey Corps, alongside Hanji and Levi. Levi and (Y/N) have known each other since starting in the Corps, being close friends, but have grown apart since (Y/N) was promoted to Squad Leader.

    But what will happen when Levi challenges (Y/N) to a sparring match in front of all the cadets?

    Any chapters marked 'S' feature some sexual content, to varying degrees.

    [I do not own any of the AoT characters]

    Warning: Swearing (lots of it) and smut.

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    Life now for a couple, Brian/ Hoodie and Tim/Masky just got a whole more complicated when thrown under a loop as a shocking, completely unexpecting and almost unwanted surprise comes storming in to take them by forced unwillingness through a roller coaster of strange, yet quite awful feelings and emotions which are mixed into one hot, jumbled mess.

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    Shanks guffawed across the distance between them. "Come on, Hawky-boy."

    Only Mihawk could have made the ugh in the back of his throat sound dignified.

    "What kind of nickname or insult is that supposed to be, Shanks? You sound like both a barely-weaned whelp and a drunk. How does one person, one pirate captain no less, manage both, I wonder?"

    Shanks grinned, spreading both arms wide apart, uncaring of his bared (bare) chest and the sloppy angle of his blade held nonchalantly out to one side. "I'm a man of many talents."

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    Isabela has brought her fate upon herself by stealing the Tome of Koslun and tries to reason with the Arishok into letting her go. However, during their talk she discovers that he has an internal conflict and it leads her into striking a strange alliance.

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    你,他们,我们,这群人,这群凡人,会开始相信,贞洁本身即罪恶。

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    You wake up in in a strange place, surrounded by very hot, strange men, and you're told you have to live with them for the next year.

    Here's to surviving.

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    Kim Hongjoong and his cursed crew, Ateez, are looking for Utopia. A place no one ever visited, or saw, a place most people don't even believe in. To do so, Hongjoong needs a mermaid's voice. He ends up with two mermen on board when his first mate and the witch of the crew recognised one of them as a long lost friend, and asks of him to keep the two. As it happened, him and one of his crew mate are to be the soulmate of these two mermen, and if at first, it was clearly hate at first sight, the mermen and the pirates learn how to live together through their journey. But of course, nothing happens the way it should, and Ateez won't have an as peaceful as trip as they would've like. Why ? Come and see, if you dare ...

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