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    Collection of my Christoph Waltz tumblr fics (headoverhiddles)! Centers around him and his characters, reader insert. Most are smut, some are fluff.

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    English
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    41,546
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    17/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1541
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    Ever asked yourself why rainbows exist? Based on a Filipino folktale, this tells the story of Estrelya, who meets a woodsman named Aldo.

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    1,768
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    “Get on with it and fucking kiss me.”

    Aldo raises an eyebrow.

    “You speakin’ to your superior officer like that?” Donny growls. Aldo chuckles. “Fucking brat.”

    Language:
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    1,724
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    Something based on the last scene.
    (This wasn't supposed to be this long, look at that wordcount, what happened here?)

    [Slight edit 3/5/19, added more dialogue]

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    6,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    169
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    Two women, ten men and one hundred Nazi scalps.

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    8,181
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    194
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    A definitive backstory of translator and marksman Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,130
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    80
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    Shosanna needs Hugo to get a good night's sleep and Hugo needs Shosanna to remind him he's loved.
    Short and sweet, details how Shosanna and Hugo show that they're there for each other.
    Inspired by Sean Rowe's, "By Your Side". Happy Valentine's Day, 2019!

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    English
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    1,262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    44
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    Shosanna and Hugo go undercover as husband and wife.
    AU story in which Shosanna joins the Basterds, based on dialogue prompts I decided to try.
    Mostly a fluffy story, because I haven't written fluff for Inglourious Basterds yet!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    39
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    Sometimes Utivich has to remind himself that the war is going to end.

    Not really violent and everybody lives, but is kind of a heavy look at the toll being a Basterd takes. Includes backstory and mid-war pieces for most of the characters.

    And I'm really mean and give Utivich issues, but Wicki is my teddy bear who makes everything better in this story, so...yeah. This is a terrible summary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,130
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    72
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    The war is over, everyone survives, and they're ready to go home. Before that happens, however, the Basterds must undergo psychological evaluations.

    This is straight humor (or an attempt at it, anyhow).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,680
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    75
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    Two women, ten men, and one hundred Nazi scalps. [This story will now be updated under the name "New Beginnings (edit)"]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,275
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    450
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    Yep

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    946
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    360
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    The deal scene and forward, but featuring a blossoming intrigue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,626
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    26
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    396
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    An edited version of "Stitched Together".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    An edited version of "Powerless" (Part 4 of the "Only One" series)

    Series
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    Words:
    2,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    The Basterds work as teachers in a high school. The staff is composed of Nazis. There will be heart! There will be tears! Life and death! Drama! Suspense! This is actually really awful but it needed to be shared.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,284
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    178
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    Years later, Utivich writes a letter to a reporter asking about the Inglourious Basterds. Includes scenes set before, during, and after the war to tell character stories. Briefly mentions rape and features some character death, but nothing graphic--I included archive warnings just in case.

    Inspired by comments on YouTube videos about the Basterds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    111
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    You decide to surprise Hans when he comes home. NSFW

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    362
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    An outsider, Isabelle's never met any of Hugo's friends. Despite her thinking they won't accept her, she agrees to help them in the college's annual charity event.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,799
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    The moment Hans saw her, he knew he had to have her. The moment she saw him, she knew it too.

    In 1940's France, S.S. Colonel Hans Landa meets Annabel Vogel, a beautiful and seductive young woman in a Paris cafe. She is his white dove, a symbol of love, of peace, and of messengers. Their mutual attraction leads them into a passionate love affair that ends with an untimely death. After all, who can you really trust?

    "I assure you Fräulein, if there is anyone you should be afraid of, that person would be me."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,464
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    282

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