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    "Holy hell, angel!" he shrieked and rubbed his head.
    "There, there, my dear. I must say, this rendition is not the best," gloated Aziraphale, and then the mask fell. Half naked Crowley was sitting in front of him, vulnerable as the first daffodils, and just as tender. The demon snapped his fingers and the music stopped.
    "I'm indecent, Aziraphale. What do you want?"
    "You haven't showed up for two weeks!"
    "Is it too long or too short a period of time?" inquired Crowley.
    "It's an unacceptable period of time, my dear. You can't just disappear like that. I was worried."
    "Well, sorry, angel, I can take a hint. You didn't seem to have wanted me at your place."
    "Wh… what?"
    "You implied that you didn't want to see me. That I upset you. I've known you long enough, angel, I know when you don't want to see me."
    "I… I don't want to see you? Are you an idiot, Crowley?"
    "No, you are the idiot in this friendship, angel," answered Crowley.

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    Here, in the temple of their bedroom, Aziraphale worships his prophet. Each desperate kiss spills devotion onto the floor, baptizes the walls with their love. Crowley is moaning, crying, repenting his sins with each holy move the angel makes between trembling thighs.

    (Some super sappy, poetry-esque morning love making between husbands... I know its super cheesy but porn laced with love is my vice, what can I say!)

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    over the years Crowley and Aziraphale had grown close...very close
    at first, neither understood what feelings they were having
    everything is great when the lovable idiots figure it out
    and then....

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    ─ ¿De verdad?, me estás diciendo que tú, Aziraphale, guardián de la puerta del este , tienes algo más importante que tu colección de libros, tu terrible colección de ropa y abrigos del siglo pasado, música que solo se puede escuchar en un megáfono, de verdad ángel necesitas actualizarte un poco, y los cientos de restaurantes donde sirven tus comidas favoritas..

    El ángel asintió.

    ─ ¿¡Más que el sushi?!

    ─ Definitivamente más que el sushi.

     

    Conversación que tiene lugar tras la cena del episodio 6, sobre las cosas importantes que hacían que valiese la pena salvar la tierra.

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    When Mr. A. Z. Fell moves to the quiet English village of Tadfield, he expects nosy neighbors and inquiries into his eccentric, solitary life. What he doesn't anticipate is Anthony J. Crowley, the surly nuisance / next-door-neighbor, who might very well need a friend as much as he does.

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    Anthony Crowley, a drug addict, doesn’t like being put in a box, especially if that box included doctors and psychologists. However, Solomon Aziraphale makes him realize that this could be his chance to break free from the life he had before. But, will Aziraphale be stuck in his old life forever? Would he ever allow himself to get better?

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    Adam lifted a brow. He knew things were bound to get interesting. He just hadn’t expected the two of them to show up, looking like teenagers of all things and not so much like the middle-aged men-shaped beings that had been not-so-subtly stalking him ever since that day at the airbase when the world nearly ended.
    Surely two supernatural entities had better things to do with their time than go to high school?

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    The answer is: no. No they did not. Welcome to the High School AU But Not Actually An AU It Works With Canon What Do You Mean No One Asked For This fic. Four years after the botched Apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley notice some strange happenings around Tadfield and a certain ex-Antichrist. As humanity’s self-proclaimed protectors, they decide a little undercover work might be worthwhile to keep an eye on Adam. And what better way than as his peers? Infiltrating the local high school? Sounds like some rather good organization. Wait, what do you mean it’s an American high school?

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    After the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale always knew that sooner or later Heaven, Hell or both of them would come after them.

    So when the Archangel Michael comes sniffing around the pair, it's not exactly a surprise. It's just that the timing couldn't be worse, because she catches them at a moment when Aziraphale's frustrated creative impulses appear to have plunged them into their most ridiculous predicament yet.

    Resurrections, misconceptions, startled Satanic nuns, eldritch abominations and vacuum cleaner abuse - it's all going on and it's about to get messy, gassy and prone to disastrous decision making. And that's just Crowley.

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    Crowley keeps accidentally summoning Aziraphale’s sofa. Perhaps it has something to do with his heart’s dearest wish.

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    Anthony J. Crowley ha pasado 6000 años de su existencia en la tierra y por supuesto que, para un demonio como él, no han sido nada aburridos.
    Él mismo ha plasmado todas sus vivencias y sentires aquí, en forma de cartas dirigidas a su ángel. Pero, ¿Qué puede decir un demonio sobre la vida y el amor?

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    Anthony J. Crowley has spent 6000 years of his existence on earth and of course that, for a demon like him, they have not been boring at all.
    He himself has wrote all his experiences and feelings here, in the form of letters addressed to his angel. But what can a demon say about life and love?

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    After the war in Heaven, God didn't just cast out the Fallen Angels, they erased the memories of all those who remained loyal. If they don't remember what, or who, they lost then there's no chance of fraternization. Meanwhile, as part of their punishment, all the Fallen remember exactly what they lost. Crowley hopes he can help Aziraphale remember who they were to each other, however long that takes.

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    Archangel Raphael was told not to ask so many questions. Sent away from heaven to take a little time off and clear his head, he meets and makes a strange friend on earth, the owl demon Azira whom he greatly suspected did not know how to be a proper demon. Not that Raphael knew how to be a proper angel, either. Well, it's time for a name change and a fresh new start on earth.

    Or alternatively: it's Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages but with their roles swapped.

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    It's been months since the Apocalypse That Wasn't and Crowley and Aziraphale's lives have been better than ever- they've finally accepted their own feelings, moved in together and became the married couple they were always meant to be.
    It was all perfect.
    That is, until a bleeding archangel basically fell onto their porch.

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    A few years after the botched Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale settled down in a cottage near the South Downs. It had a lovely garden, and room for all of the angel’s books. Eventually, they decided to add to their little family, and from this came Minerva.

    The only being of her kind known to date, Minerva gained powers from both of her fathers, and for the first few years of her life, she was raised happily by the principality and fallen angel.

    But of course, there’s really no such thing as a happily ever after, is there?

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    Boston legal/Good omens crossover nobody asked for.

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    When Crowley and Aziraphale discover a new way to contact the Archangels, they get into a bit of mischeif, and reveal a lng hidden secret. Based off of the fact that I learned that apparently certain stones are associated with Archangels, and the midnight conversation with my best friend about how the two would react to this info. Just a bit of fun as a writing exercise, and because writing my actual book takes too much brain.

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    An Alternate Fic to The Good the Bad, and the Ineffable:
    In which God plays games with the universe and you (the reader) are dealt the worst cards in the deck.

    Surprisingly enough, having an archangel as your boss isn't NEARLY as cool as it sounds.

    (Whumptober Prompts 2019)

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    Aziraphale has overwhelmed Crowley to the point where he can't even maintain his corporeal form.

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    Demons were all about fire, death and decay, right? Well, not this one. Not anymore. (Maybe not ever, but especially not anymore)

    (AKA Another One Where Crowley Is Generally Very Fucked Up From The Book Shop Fire/Thinking Aziraphale Died [But Don't Worry, Aziraphale Helps Make It Alright])
    [As a forewarning in case you don't like that sort of thing: the rating is E because in later chapters there will be porn, and I'll be adding more tags in as I go]

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    184
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    40
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