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    The slow smirk that Crowley had given Aziraphale was entirely too knowing and seemed to imply something that the angel didn’t understand. The sight of it had made his stomach feel very strange and fluttery.... He blamed his embarrassment for the weird fluttering sensation. And the oysters. Definitely the oysters.

    (Alternative title: 'A Chronological Record of Crowley and Aziraphale's Relationship Behind the Scenes, Including Lots of Angst and Smut')

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    The You've Got Mail But With Phone Sex AU that nobody asked for.

    Azra's life is turned upside down when his partner of two years breaks up with him, seemingly out of nowhere, and kicks him out of their shared flat. Well, Gabriel's flat. Left to start over on his own, he ends up living above the bookshop and below his incredibly rude landlord, who seems to insist on having incredibly loud intercourse at all times of day.

    Meanwhile, in a moment of loneliness, he finds himself doing something he has never considered, and calls a phone sex line. Oh, and he might just be falling in love with the operator.

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    “The rules are: apart from kissing, you don’t touch me, I don’t touch you. For the next two days.”

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    In 1967, Crowley doesn't know it but the holy water gifted to him by Aziraphale was made with the best of intentions and the purest of love. For him and him alone. Over the years, the angel's prayer to the Almighty proves vital for the continued survival of the demon: "If nothing else God, I ask that if he makes to use this on himself, to destroy his own existence, please... please stay his hand." But first, Crowley will have to calm down about what 'going too fast' might mean...

    (Current chapters: through modern-setting end of Wednesday before the Apocalypse.)

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    Warlock starts to notice when Nanny doesn't stay in her own rooms at night. He's gone looking for her, sleepless in the night, only to see a tall spindly shadow moving across the dark lawn toward Brother Francis' cottage.
    Sometimes, if he's awake early enough, he sees her coming back before the sun is even up, in the same clothes as yesterday and her curls loosened around her shoulders. One day, he remembers to ask over breakfast.

    Or: forced proximity leads to rumours of an affair, which leads to even closer proximity. Aziraphale and Crowley can hardly complain.

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    The Ineffable Pining Showmance AU that no one asked for.

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    Snapshot of their life together after they’ve saved the world.

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    Aziraphale wants to dust off his magic acts. Crowley offers to assist him.

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    Crowley walks past him, far enough away that there’s no chance of their shoulders brushing. “Thanks for the wine, Aziraphale. G’night.”

    Aziraphale reviews the evening. Nothing unusual, he doesn’t think, nothing he can remember saying or doing that might have upset Crowley.

    Wait. Nothing Aziraphale said, no. But Crowley... Crowley hadn’t called him “angel” once all day.

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    • 15 Oct 2019

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    • 13 Oct 2019

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      That earns him a wince, and Crowley presses his palms against the edge of the table, as though ready to bolt. “Don’t say things like that,” he chokes.

      “My dear,” Aziraphale insists. It seems he can move again, finally, because his hand is completing its journey across the table.

      It covers one of Crowley’s. Crowley utters a sort of tiny squeak.

      “My dearest.” All the words are lining up, now, they’ve waited so patiently to be spoken, and Aziraphale lets them tumble out through smiling lips. “My darling. My heart, my life, my only one. My love.”

      Crowley takes a shuddering breath. “You don’t.”

      “I do.”

      For the span of five heartbeats, Crowley only stares at him, unblinking.

      Then he yanks back his hand from under Aziraphale’s, snapping his fingers in the same movement, but he’s not pulling away — he’s actually climbing up on the table, slithering across to Aziraphale’s side, empty and full glasses should all be flying everywhere except by some miracle they’re not —

      He drops into the booth next to Aziraphale, flings his arms around Aziraphale’s belly, and buries his head against Aziraphale’s chest.

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    After the war in Heaven, God didn't just cast out the Fallen Angels, they erased the memories of all those who remained loyal. If they don't remember what, or who, they lost then there's no chance of fraternization. Meanwhile, as part of their punishment, all the Fallen remember exactly what they lost. Crowley hopes he can help Aziraphale remember who they were to each other, however long that takes.

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    Word on the street is that Aziraphale has been teaming up with a demon. Hastur and Ligur kidnap him to try and figure out who this demon is. Crowley is, of course, not happy to hear that.

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    The one in which the Antichrist gives Beelzebub and Gabriel the birds and bees talk.

    Spoiler: It's too late.

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    This fic starts right after they save humanity from certain doom and are waiting for a bus to take them back to Crowley's place. It's just major gross fluffy feels and just all kinds of explicit filth. Enjoy.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale find they have an unlikely ally.

    Or, the trials and tribulations of Grigori, the clerk assigned to process the Earth Observation files.

    "He should flag this. He should draft a memo to the department head and cc the Archangel Michael. At the very least, he should catalog it according to protocol. Unauthorized contact with the enemy would definitely apply. He could even add collusion with dark forces, suspicious meetings, even questioning the Almighty. How he cataloged this file was important. Any of those labels would send it up for committee review. The committee might not get around to it for centuries, but the label would follow the Principality Aziraphale for the remainder of his time on Earth."

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    "They were an angel and a demon. Occasionally, they engaged in minor indulgences of the flesh. Occasionally, they engaged in them together. That was all. Crowley told himself that, very firmly, and tried to forget that he might have seen something more of Aziraphale’s deepest desires, if he’d risked looking. That there was a moment where they might have known each other more deeply. They’d been kicking around Earth together for nearly six millennia, after all. They knew each other well enough, didn’t they?"

    Crowley is a demon, and that means he has certain...powers. Powers about which Aziraphale is curious. This may or may not be a good idea.

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    "Do you think of me, while you're out building stars?"

    A flutter of wings.

    A whisper in the spaces between their atoms.

    Red hair lit up like its own halo, like Raphael is twice as holy, twice as important as any other angel.

    And he is...

    He is.

    "Every moment, angel."

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    The world hadn't ended. Crowley was drunk and Aziraphale was worried.
    Tonight might be their last night on Earth, or anywhere else for that matter.
    Crowley had invited him to stay, but Aziraphale has other ideas.

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    Aziraphale’s the only one in existence who, if he said, “Yes, I believe we have to set the entire world on fire now,” Crowley would say in return, “If you’re sure, then I got some accelerant in the trunk. What? No reason, really, just had it there in case of emergency. You never know.”

    (Aziraphale would likely ask, “What emergency would accelerant be necessary for?” and Crowley would retort, “Well it’s certainly coming in handy NOW, isn’t it? So I suppose this emergency.”

    And Aziraphale would press his lips together all indignantly and Crowley would have to dig his fingernails into his palm to keep himself from launching himself at Aziraphale to kiss him silly because apparently they have to start some fires.)

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    Crowley and Aziraphale’s wedding night.
    Involving wine, and wings, and other ineffable things.

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