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  1. 8

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    Post Beetlejuice the Musical.
    The Them has decided. To toy around with demons. Adam is completely fine with that. It's normal teenager stuff anyways. They heard a rumor that if someone says Beetlejuice three times, a demon would be summoned.

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    In the immediate aftermath of the Nope-Let's-Notpocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively begin to move on, hoping Heaven and Hell will leave them alone in the wake of both of their failed trials.

    Of course, nothing could possibly be that simple.

    It isn't that Gabriel or Beelzebub have actually figured out how the trials were subverted...but boy, do they THINK they have it figured out. Thankfully, it won't take much to keep them in the dark.

    (Crowley and Aziraphale just have to spend eternity together, pretending to be in love with each other. All Crowley needs to do is make sure Aziraphale never finds out that everything he's saying and doing is true.)

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  4. 4

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    Violist Aziraphale Fell and clarinettist Anthony J Crowley, from rival conservatoires at opposite ends of the country, met on one fateful National Youth Orchestra season—on a tour, in fact, where all kinds of things can happen. They're very happy with the way things are going at present—their relationship is flourishing, despite the judging looks of their feud-locked peers, and all seems right with the world.
    However, it only takes one small thing to bring a whole host of latent tensions in the orchestra to the surface—particularly as it's now three years after Aziraphale and Crowley first met. That's right, it's another tour season, a heady orchestral month where emotions run high, plots grow thick, and both delight and disaster are only a step away. With rumours flying that one particularly headstrong musician will challenge the conductor for rhythmic control of the orchestra, can our boys save the final concert of the tour, or will their performance of Shostakovich's 10th Symphony be more accurately described with the title of Bruckner's 8th—"Apocalyptic"?

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    A series of random conversations between an Angel, a Demon, and a Bottle or a few.

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    “You never talk about it,” Aziraphale said.
    Crowley, drowsing on the sofa with an open book covering his eyes, didn’t answer for a moment. Then he took the book off his face and said, “Talk about what?”
    But he knew. It was in his voice, clear as anything.
    Aziraphale hesitated, trying to figure out if there was a way of saying it without actually saying it. There wasn’t.
    “The Fall,” he said. “And… before.”

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    Adam Young was meant to be the Anti-Christ. His entire purpose was to cause the end of the world. In many ways, he was the Chosen One, albeit for a rather dark path. But he was raised completely human and normal, without any unusual expectations of him beyond being a regular boy. He remained unaware of his heritage or destiny until the very end. And though he was chosen, he did not accept his role and rejected it and his connection to Lucifer.

    Warlock Dowling was not chosen. He was born as an ordinary child, with no special skills or powers. He should have lived an average life. But he was raised with certain Expectations. Occult and ethereal entities Expected him to be the Anti-Christ. He was not chosen or fated for such a role, but reality tends to bend a little when angels and demons have Expectations.

    The apocalypse may have been averted, but not everyone is relieved. Heaven and Hell may not believe that they can execute the traitors, but they also cannot let Aziraphale and Crowley go unpunished. Unfortunately for them, two not-quite-so-normal boys have some rather strong opinions on the topic.

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  9. 66

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    In which Harry Potter walks into a certain bookshop in London weeks before his eleventh birthday.

    Alternatively: In which Crowley takes one look at small ten-year-old parseltongue Harry and instantly decides that he and his angel have a new godson.

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  10. 45

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    Aziraphale has been an admirer of Anthony J. Crowley for years. However, the gap between audience member and stage actor begins to thin when they are given the chance to officially meet.

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    Crowley reels out of the Globe like a drunk. Every time he sees Aziraphale it's the same: Crowley loves him, Crowley wants him, Crowley goes off for a miserable wank afterward. Futile, infuriating. He doesn't feel miserable today. The lust is terrifying in its enormity, yes, but there's something else. Aziraphale looked at him like he was willing to be pleased. Like Crowley had pleased him.

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    Aziraphale does not want to stamp out demonic thoughts tonight. He felt wicked from the moment he alighted in Paris, dressed in his finest, and understood the gravity of his erreur. Crowley turned up to rescue him like a hero in a fairy story, and Aziraphale simply could not keep his wickedness to himself. He flirted with Crowley, shamelessly. And it felt good. By which he meant, deliciously wrong.

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  12. 19

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    “Come now Aziraphale, the car won't clean itself. I’ve kept it in pristine condition since the day I acquired it.” Crowley purred, his eyes roaming across Aziraphale’s body as he returned to his work of cleaning the backseats. 

    The Sequel to No Harm Ever Came From Reading A Book. Crowley makes Aziraphale clean the Bentley after the witches spell incident and things get a little steamy.

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      You Don't Get Anything Clean Without Getting Something Dirty
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      “Come now Aziraphale, the car won't clean itself. I’ve kept it in pristine condition since the day I acquired it.” Crowley purred, his eyes roaming across Aziraphale’s body as he returned to his work of cleaning the backseats.

      The Sequel to No Harm Ever Came From Reading A Book. Crowley makes Aziraphale clean the Bentley after the witches spell incident and things get a little steamy.

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    “Actually, the fact that it’s forbidden is a point in its favour. I intend to make the absolute most of my newfound freedom.” Aziraphale blinks, and Crowley could swear he saw something wicked surface and disappear in those pale blue eyes of his. “Dearest, you can close your mouth now. You look quite like a fish out of water.”
    Crowley does close his mouth. “I—you—I just—I was not expecting you to agree so quickly.”
    Aziraphale steps closer to him, putting a hand on his cheek. “Why would I ever deny you something you want?” Crowley decides to be gracious and not point out Aziraphale has a long history of doing exactly that. But that was before. This is now.
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    Crowley asks Aziraphale to use his angelic powers on him in bed.
    Of course, because this is Crowley, he does not realize he’s in way over his head until it’s too late.

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    Some Satanic monks summon Aziraphale for nefarious purposes. Unfortunately for them, Aziraphale has his own nefarious friend.

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    "For six thousand years," Crowley said, voice cracking, "I have wanted something I couldn't have, because I asked the wrong questions. But I'm asking the right one now. The only one that matters."

    In which Aziraphale follows Crowley home after the nonpocalypse.

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    When new prophecies begin to emerge, Crowley and Aziraphale hurry to make sense of what they mean but all becomes clear when they find the Archangel Michael broken and injured on the doorstep of the bookshop. She tells them of a new rebellion in Heaven, led by Gabriel, that has cast out God. As word spreads, the forces of Hell become involved and Crowley is forced to face the truth of his past and choose the path of his future if they have any chance of restoring God to power in Heaven.

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    Aziraphale lays a temptation for Crowley. Literally: lays himself down and waits and asks for something without actually asking, as is his way.

    Crowley, as is his way, is happy to oblige.

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    The Ineffable Pining Showmance AU that no one asked for.

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  20. 31

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    After the Armageddon-that-almost-was, Crowley grows his hair out.
    After the Armageddon-that-almost-was, Aziraphale loves to run his fingers through Crowley's hair.

    A peek into the domestic bliss of an angel and a demon in a post-apocalyptic world.

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