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    When Gabriel bumps into Beelzebub on Earth, he is reasonably wary. But as time passes, the two learn that they have a lot in common. Worse than that, they get along well. Perhaps a little too well.

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    1/?
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    "Hey! The church is three blocks down the road!" - They stepped on stage, staff (who looked just as rebelious) following right behind.
    "Excuse you?" Gabriel got closer to them, revealing the ridiculous height difference. "We ARE the church".

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    1,185
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    1/?
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    1
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    11
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    1
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    After 6000 years of pining, Crowley and Aziraphale are getting married. And while the loving couple is very happy, Heaven and Hell are not.
    Still trying to catch and punish the traitors, the head offices conjure up a plan to lure them: a wedding between leaders of the two factions. And while Beelzebub and Gabriel might not like each other, they do like the idea of bringing their rebellious underlings to justice. The only thing they have to do is convince them that they are very much in love and totally not faking an engagement.
    But when Heaven starts planning a new war and feelings come to the surface, who knows what awaits them?

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    English
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    7,498
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    1/?
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    2
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    10
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    3
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    81
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    Beelzebub and Gabriel keep meeting. First in a park. Then in a restaurant.
    Bit of fluff. More chapters to come.

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    927
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    2/?
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    7
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    The one in which Gabriel and Beelzebub hog the ineffable husbands' garden. It's kinda hot.

    There is also wine.

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    1,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    47
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    2
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    303
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    So Aziraphale and Crowley find a baby on the street? I know, cliché and sucky. It'll get better I promise ❤. Obviously that baby was you. Also it's nonbinary pronouns so yeah. Enjoy beebs.

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    English
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    10,421
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    32
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1126
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    "Needless to say, going from never-not-once having a missing persons case to essentially needing a whole new department for them in only three months was nothing short of astounding. And exceptionally concerning.

    But that was okay, because Gabriel had everything perfectly under control. Of course he did. He was an archangel, and not just any archangel – he was Archangel Fucking Gabriel. Under Control was practically his middle name!

    But, as with just about everything else in Gabriel’s life lately, it didn’t stay under control for very long. It could have, he had very little doubt. He was really quite certain that he could have handled all of it. But he had missed something. Something right under his very nose."

    After Armageddon't, angels have begun disappearing from Heaven, and demons have started going rogue in Hell. And, unfortunately for everyone, the only hope for restoring order sits on the shoulders of Gabriel and Beelzebub - if only they can figure out what the hell is going on.

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    English
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    2,586
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    23
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    6
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    126
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    Gabriel don't want to be called 'Gabe'.

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    422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    233
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    Michael has told him who Beelzebub had been before they Fell.

    Gabriel’s mind cannot possibly comprehend what to do next.

    Beelzebub's fist lands square on Gabriel’s jaw, and he can only squeak from surprise as another smashes his nose back into his face.

    They are both sobbing when the dust clears.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    277
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    Beelzebub has a praise kink. Gabriel is very good at praise.

    Series
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    3,634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    100
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    11
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    640
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    Beelzebub doesn't really care what you call them.
    What doesn't mean they don't have a preference.

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    1,307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    31
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    1
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    Despite what most people and people-shaped beings around the universe might assume, Lucifer was the last person to want to bring Armageddon about.
     

    Or, in other words, Lucifer has no idea he has a son until said son summons him to the Tadfield Air Base, Crowley and Aziraphale have no idea that Lucifer doesn't actually want the world to end, and God is starting to be tired of their mutual pining.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    9/25
    Comments:
    146
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    498
    Bookmarks:
    102
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    “Denied,” Beelzebub said, stamping a large red [DENIED] on the top. “You left in section 5.b again. We had agreed to take that out.”

    “No, we put it back in on the condition that we adjust paragraph 6 in section 3.a as you requested. Regardless,” Gabriel stamped his own purple [DENIED] stamp on the other document he had been reviewing, “I can’t approve this one either. You took out the subsection about pet names. I thought we agreed those were fine?”

    Series
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    English
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    755
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    381
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    There are only so many times you can listen to the Sound of Music sound track on loop. Aziraphale had reached that limit around two hours ago...

    Aziraphale is starting his first year at university under the watchful eye of his older brother, Gabriel. He plans to grin and bear it to make his mother proud, but falls into his brother's drama and, well, he meets a really cute boy that Gabriel just doesn't seem to approve of.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    46
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    5
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    711
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    Gabriel is lost after the stop of the Armagedon. He wants explaination and doesn't feel safe anymore.
    He has a many questions and nobody to answer it. But what if they were one person willing to respond ?

    Language:
    English
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    3,358
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    732
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    A roleplay created by two minds, me and my buddys. We wrote/ are writing so much that we thought: Why not just throw it out there as a story? So here it just is. I'm working hard on correcting it as best I can.

    It all plays after the events of the series so SPOILER warnings there if you haven't yet finished it.

    After the armaged-whatever you wanna call it-it didn't happen heaven and hell are left with a lot of paperwork and furious inhabitants and have to try and find a solution, a fix to the situation. They agree to meet up for that and Beelzebub finds out, that Gabriel is shouldering a huge secret, and gets curious.

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    English
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    33,088
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    853
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    Aziraphale is a devout Christian, a perfect babysitter, a good pastor's son and an excellent student.
    Crowley is a occultist of sorts, a little shit, filled with queer rage, and an excellent student.

    They make for an interesting pair...to say the least.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,292
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    414
    Bookmarks:
    46
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    2632
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    Five times Gabriel and Beelzebub had to have dinner as a cover to spy on Crowley and Aziraphale and one time they didn't

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale go to a series of increasingly romantic restaurants to try to get their former bosses to hook up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    627
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    REQUEST PROMPT: "That was kind of hot."

    Heaven and Hell's favorite bosses find themselves together for business yet again, but who needs meetings anyways?

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    English
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    1,794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    51
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    302
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    Gabriel trabaja en la utilería de películas para adultos, en su primer día de trabajo ve a Belcebú y queda hipnotizado por su presencia. [Ineffable Bureaucracy]
    *Los tags y las advertencias pueden cambiar en el futuro.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,094
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    109

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