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    直到24號之前,我會每天發一篇加百列與別西卜的小短篇。會有小甜餅,會有肉,會有任何介於兩者之間的事

    大多時候,會有戀愛中的笨蛋高階靈體

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    中文
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    7/24
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    2
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    3
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    1
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    This hatred was far, far too human for their liking, but then, every Angel had their faults. Aziraphale had his gluttony, and Gabriel had his pride, and Michael had... feelings.

    Michael winced.

    Ah yes, as far as Angelic faults went, Sandalphon was fucking annoying.

     

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    In which Michael accidentally walks in on Gabriel and Beelzebub, gets very drunk, and falls in love with a demon.

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    English
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    4/?
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    18
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    56
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    8
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    Gabriel feels lost after The Great Plan was nothing but a boondoggle. So he finds himself on earth in small and dangerous arms. After one drunken night the archangel can't seem to stay away from the demon, even though they are supposed to be enemies. Using 'keeping an eye on the two traitors' as an excuse, Gabriel attempts to discover these new feelings he is having and figure out why he feels like this has happened before. With the two leaders of heaven and hell preoccupied with each other, their subordinates decide to take restarting the Apocalypse into their own hands.
    This will contain violence, mature sexual content and dead naming, each chapter will have their own warning in the notes be cautious. This is my first fic so any advice is welcomed.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    130
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    204
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    35
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    After the War between the Heavenly Host and the Fallen Falling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.

    Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.

    Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.

    Derivative works are awesome, but please cite me for the original concept and also link to my work! Thanks.

    ON HIATUS UNTIL ~ 14/03/2020: Pinched nerve. Can't write.

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    English
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    59,681
    Chapters:
    22/50
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    96
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    82
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    14
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    1320
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    “Harder,” demands Beelzebub, shifting one hand to tug on Gabriel’s hair. “It’zz not like I’m going to fall apart.”

    “But I want you to.” He looks up with eyes that have darkened considerably, smiling now with a hint of menace. “I’m going to take you apart. And you’re going to love it.”

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    English
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    5,015
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    289
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    It all started with Archangel Gabriel and Lord Beelzebub, one of the seven princes of hell, prince of gluttony.

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    8,553
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    4/?
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    3
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    14
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    2
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    Crowley y Beelzebub son dos alumnos de secundaria revoltosos y poco afectos al estudio, amigos y compañeros al punto de que algunos los creen pareja. Pero nada más lejos de la verdad: por un lado, Crowley está perdidamente enamorado de su profesor de literatura, Azira Fell. Y por el otro, Beelzebub tiene una extraña relación de amor-odio con el secretario del director, Gabriel.

    Basado en los personajes de Neil Gaiman y Terry Pratchett.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    31/?
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    70
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    44
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    1
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    Employee number -42666901 and employee number 16777211 both work for a company in the same office building.
    They've had their jobs for almost six thousand years now, which is no small thing, and, with the exception of a few reprimands and minimal demotions, they'd both say their respective positions are quite stable.
    But in all those years, they have never crossed paths, never shared a coffee, never even exchanged anxious smiles when the printer stopped working. Whether this was due to the fact that one worked seventy floors Up and the other seventy floors Down is for anyone to tell.
    However, in a sudden twist of fate, an accident will put them both on the same page and, ever since there are records, an angel and a demon will talk for the very first time.

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    2/?
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    32
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    3
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    Crowley doesn't know how reproduction works.
    Aziraphale is at a loss for words. Whatever the two where expecting it wasn't this.
    God ships Crowley and Aziraphale.

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    English
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    29,181
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    54
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    130
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2007
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    After the averted Apocalypse both Heaven and Hell try to find a scapegoat. And since the supernatural entities actually responsible for it couldn't be killed with either Holy Water or Hellfire, they had to turn to the next best thing. That meant whoever they thought was in charge of the whole debacle. So - not in so many words - that meant Gabriel and Beelzebub.

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    3,998
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    23
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    35
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    2
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    297
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    Two years have past since the Almighty cast Beelzebub and Gabriel from heaven's gates and the two have adapted in different ways.. if you can call it adapting..

    Meanwhile Crowley and Aziraphale are happy in their new home, living life quietly away from London.. well they were atleast until the Almighty summons Aziraphale back to London and their peaceful life gets turned upside down

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    17
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    22
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    1
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    “What now?!”
    “I heard it again!”
    “What izz it?” Beel tried. Better to eliminate the problem right now so they could get off already.
    “Like, a…” Gabe looked down at them with narrowed eyes. “Buzzing.”
    Oh fuck.

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    English
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    1,311
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    48
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    6
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    285
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    Gabriel. Jell-O wrestling. A very happy Beelzebub.

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    English
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    820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    Gabriel takes forever to get ready to go out to dinner. Beelzebub is very annoyed and hangry, at least until she realizes that watching Gabriel primp is actually ridiculously sexy.

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    1/1
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    5
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    36
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    1
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    There is a new active serial killer in Baton Rouge. He's targeting the LGBTQ population, and help comes from an unlikely quarter. The Messenger, Gabriel DiAngelo, has a message from Death Row for one of the investigators who helped to put him there.

    Dr. Beelzebub DeVille, forensic entomologist with LSU, is willing to talk.

    ON HIATUS UNTIL ~ 14/03/2020: Pinched nerve. Can't write.

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    English
    Words:
    15,620
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    70
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    690
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    Aziraphale Sanctus is a devout Christian, a perfect babysitter, a model student, and an all-american boy.

    Anthony J. Crowley is a occultist of sorts, an absolute shit, filled with queer rage, and an all-american reject.

    They couldn't be more different and yet...

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    English
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    55,048
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    576
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    874
    Bookmarks:
    83
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    7560
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    Lord Beelzebub was agitated.

    This in and of itself was not unusual – Hell was an exceptionally agitating place. Only, that was not why the Lord of the Flies was agitated.

    No, the reason that Lord Beelzebub was agitated was that the Archangel Gabriel was missing, and no one in Heaven or Hell seemed to be able to tell them where he was.

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    English
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    11,934
    Chapters:
    10/13
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1374
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    Gabriel would not, under any circumstances, admit to being angry over his injured pride. Never would he say that he was angry with himself for letting the words of a washed up demon and a useless angel get to him. What he would do was stuff the bulk of it deep down inside, underneath countless rules and the structural bureaucracy that had served him so well. Then, he’d take his fury down to Earth, to Soho specifically, and set the bar straight.

    Gabriel is understandably upset about how things went down during Armageddon, and he decides to rant about it to Aziraphale - or at least that was the plan. Nobody mentioned that he had forgotten all about him. Nobody had said anything about that at all.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    376
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    Superwholock and Good Omens and Lucifer get twitter accounts and do gay shit.

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    English
    Words:
    5,902
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2957
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    Far from any city, near the Scottish coast, Tadfield College has a celebrated history, an unrivaled academic reputation, and two departments at war. When the Biology and English departments are forced to share a building, Senior Lecturer and botanist Anthony Crowley finds himself drawn into the orbit of the polite but strange English professor, Dr. Aziraphale Fell. As the new term begins, two academics navigate the politics of both their offices and academia, and try to solve the puzzle of one another.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,595
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    479
    Kudos:
    821
    Bookmarks:
    200
    Hits:
    7702

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