Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens)
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Blank Cards and Infinite Stakes by Zingiber
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Nov 2019
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Fifty short stories based on randomly-generated word prompts. Mostly Ineffable Husbands silliness and fluff. Rating subject to change.
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City of Gold (Icarus) by kbaycolt
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Dec 2019
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Three times Crowley saved Aziraphale from Falling, and one time he just wasn't fast enough.
"My dear Icarus,
Have you brought tales of gold for me?
You--the master of self,
The one who held his own thread and shears.
Don't share of how hard you beat your wings."
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Ineffable Husbands One-Shots by hey_jude693
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Sep 2019
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Just some one shots with our fav Husbands. Yes, you guys can request whatever you want.
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Ineffable Bureaucracy by Red_Velvet_Halo
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Aug 2019
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“What do you want?” Gabriel asked, though it didn’t sound like the type of question there could be an open answer to. The demon turned to face him, expression steely. Unfazed.
“The same thing you do, I reckon. Recalibration. Traitors on the rocks. War back on the go.”
The archangel blinked. He hadn’t expected such a straightforward answer.
“The traitors are, as they say, ‘a wall.’”
“AWOL,” the Prince corrected. “My people are on it. ‘Till then, you got a choice on how you wanna do this. Fly solo, and risk the deficit? Or play it from both sides?”
Gabriel raised an eyebrow. “Are you offering your help?”
“I’m offering you a deal.”
“Angels don’t work with demons.”
A sardonic smile pulled at the corners of Beelzebub’s mouth. “Or so we thought, eh? Times sure are a-changing.” -
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A gift exchange.
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Ineffable Worlds by sleepyRam
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Nov 2019
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In heaven the most perfect and ideal beings of angels are Alpha's and Beta's. Omega's are seen as weaklings and destined to be a fallen angels.
For the longest time Aziraphale has had to battle himself to control and hide his status, being seen as a modern normal Beta.
Crowley being his best friend and always being at his company makes it more difficult at times.
One day while Aziraphale was out he spotted Gabriel and on his way towards the other direction a feeling suddenly came over him...
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It has been 10 years since they saved the world, and Crowley worked himself into a mess, convinced that something was going to happen. Nothing does. The day after that however, brings Gabriel. And he has some questions.
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- Part 1 of New Representatives
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Пока цветет роза by erlander
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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В аду Кроули не любили по многим причинам, но Эта Причина обеспечивала его вдобавок сомнительной и бешеной популярностью, граничащей с нездоровым интересом. (Translation available!)
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Dear Denizen/Citizens of Heaven/Hell you have received a copy of this memo to inform you that Armageddon has been cancelled.
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sick demon and diapered angel by multifandom_bastard
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2019
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Beelzebub is sick and Gabriel decides to visit (annoy) them, at first everything seems fine but things start getting weird when Gabriel finds out that Beelzebub has a "special" hobby they'd like to try with Gabriel.
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Est cogitatum magnificum by erlander
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jul 2019
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Раз уж с Апокалипсисом не срослось, можно хотя бы разобраться с парой невыясненных вопросов. Бюрократия никогда не спит, сами понимаете.
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It's not gay if it's in church by stories_and_thyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale Sanctus is a devout Christian, a perfect babysitter, a model student, and an all-american boy.
Anthony J. Crowley is a occultist of sorts, an absolute shit, filled with queer rage, and an all-american reject.
They couldn't be more different and yet...
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“No.”
“Yes.”
“Already?”
“Yes.”
“And it’s up to me?”
“Yes.”
“Y’know, this really isn’t my scene.”
“Your scene, your starring role. Take it.”
“Like you said, times are changing,”
“They’re coming to an end for a start.”
“Why me?”
“Because they love you down there.”**
Both the Dowling family and Young family had yellow haired baby boys. Same night, same place. There was one thing missing, though.
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To Whom it May Concern by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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“Ah, Lord Beelzebub I don’t…" Dagon sputtered scuttering up next to them, "Fraternizing with Angels-- Archangels."
“Fraternizing izz a strong word.”
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A Question by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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“Do you remember what it was like before The Fall?”
“What? No.” Beelzebub responded with complete disinterest, not even looking up from the file they were reading, “Now stop asking stupid questionzz, we still have 5 more personal filezz to cross-review and I don’t have time for thizz to take all day.”
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Compliments by Shift7
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2019
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"Oh Heavens, your face."
Beelzebub touched their cheek, realizing they had forgotten to remove the boils when they surfaced to Earth.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Bureaucracy
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Долгосрочные перспективы by erlander
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2019
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— Слушай, Гавриил, — раздраженно сказала она, — ты в курсе, что в этом процессе должны участвовать двое?
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It's been almost a year since the world was saved, and the Clueless Husbands are no nearer to taking the next step in their "relationship." That is until Anathema and Newt give them a push. Gabriel and Beelzebub plot to have Crowley and Aziraphale destroy one another, but not before Gabriel catches a bad case of "human feelings."
Voice of God: This story does not begin and end in a garden. It begins and ends with a flaming sword.
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Fallen Angels by multifandom_bastard
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2019
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God turns Gabriel into a human as a punishment, the fallen angel notices quickly that he could never survive in a world he doesn't understand, but luckily a certain prince of hell decides to help him so that he can survive his human-time and maybe learn a little more about the demon's prince uncovered past.
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"We both made the Effort again and I’m afraid that being out of practice had some side effects."
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El único demonio virgen en el infierno by Izumi_tan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2019
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El infierno ha decidido realizar una evaluación sobre los pecados de los demonios, y castigar o degradar a aquellos que no cumplan con lo mínimo requerido. Belcebú se encuentra en un problema debido a esto, ya que por algún motivo nunca se ha interesado llevar a cabo el pecado de la lujuria... ¿Cómo resolverá este inconveniente antes de que se presente su evaluación?
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two of hearts by doctormissy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV)
11 Jan 2021
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Crowley winced and turned around. He squinted at the King of Hell and his two-day stubble and expensive suit and bloody audacity. His Hell-trained survival instincts really didn’t like this.
That ancient part of him who’s known this man-shaped being since he was a hatchling filed away his escape plan for later, however.
Or: Crowley and Lucifer are siblings, and sure, they’re not exactly on speaking terms now, but that doesn’t stop Lucifer from knocking on Crowley and Aziraphale’s door on a Sunday morning, asking for help. Needless to say, it doesn’t go exactly as planned…
[Or or: on relationships, the Throne of Hell, absolution, and the universe's most dysfunctional family—maybe—coming to senses.]
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It's been nearly four years since the Apocalypse was averted, and life is stranger than ever. For one, Crowley has accidentally befriended Gabriel when he wasn't paying attention. Second, Anathema and Newt are finally tying the knot and everyone is invited - everyone. Third, and most importantly, evil is lurking in the background of a sweet, beautiful summer, and it's due to present itself on the very eve of the festivities.
As in all things, there's nothing quite like a wedding and/or mortal danger to bring everyone together.
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Gabriel was not familiar enough with humans to have learned the saying “be careful what you wish for.”
All the archangel knew was that he had once known the sound of God’s voice, and he would have done anything to hear it again.
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Go Romancing by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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Beelzebub summons Crowley, despite their little agreement, to help them with a very particular problem involving a certain celestial being.
The business of courtship is complicated and messy. God knows they'll need all the help they can get.-
"Out in Berkeley Square, a nightingale started shredding the sickest riff known to man, before suddenly dying of a heart attack."
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Ineffable Dumbasses by Renegade_Reaper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Aug 2019
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Prompt: How about the ineffable husbands finding out about Beelzebub and Gabriel’s relationship? :D
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“Are you kidding, angel?” Crowley snorts into his drink, lounging lazily on the sofa in the middle of Aziraphale’s beloved bookshop. “Beelzebub would smite him before he even got close to her.”
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- Part 3 of good omens tumblr prompts
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Nineteen Years Later by sorrens
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Sep 2019
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In Diagon Alley resides a reluctant bookseller and his dragon trainer husband.
Epilogue for the "Hogwarts Bound" Series.
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- Part 3 of Hogwarts Bound
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Go Romancing by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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Beelzebub summons Crowley, despite their little agreement, to help them with a very particular problem involving a certain celestial being.
The business of courtship is complicated and messy. God knows they'll need all the help they can get.-
"Out in Berkeley Square, a nightingale started shredding the sickest riff known to man, before suddenly dying of a heart attack."
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Go Romancing by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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Beelzebub summons Crowley, despite their little agreement, to help them with a very particular problem involving a certain celestial being.
The business of courtship is complicated and messy. God knows they'll need all the help they can get.-
"Out in Berkeley Square, a nightingale started shredding the sickest riff known to man, before suddenly dying of a heart attack."
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It Could Only Be You by KittieHill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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The angel was lying on his back on the newly-miracled plush mattress, the expensive Egyptian cotton sheets damp and creased around his body as he gripped the pillows tightly. The soft sheen of sweat covering his pale creamy skin reflected the light from the lamp posts outside and Crowley leaned to press a tender and loving kiss between Aziraphale's shoulders where his wings were hidden. Aziraphale arched up and groaned, turning his face to give a wonky smile which made something in Crowley's tummy go excitedly squirmy.
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Gabriel is sentenced to Fall for his treatment of Aziraphale during Armageddon, and Beelzebub is faced with a daunting reality- that she might actually consider him her friend. She has to save him from falling into the Pit of Hell or risk losing him forever, and begrudgingly employs the help of a certain angel and demon. A story about discovering who your real friends are, and how redemption might only be waiting on the other side of a fall.
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Gabriel is in need of orders. Beelzebub is willing to oblige.
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The Diabolical Comedy by Seasay
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Nov 2019
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Six months has passed since the apocalypse that they’d all worked so very hard for millennia to happen didn’t, and neither Hell nor Heaven are dealing with the aftermath with any kind of proficiency. Much to the two administrators of their respective offices best efforts both demons and angels were starting to disappear. And now unfortunately it looks like two highly powerful members of both offices have gone missing, so Beelzebub and Gabriel have no one to look to for help but each other. And while they by all intents and purpose shouldn’t work well together at all, they somehow do, and perhaps long forgotten feelings start to be uncovered in the process as the two try their best at putting their own workplaces back into order
Bookmarked by Drowsy_Salamander
22 Jul 2019
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QualityTM Ineffable Bureaucracy. Has the best Beelzebub of the fandom. Overworked bug demon is the best character.
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Heaven and Hell Collide by LeesaCrakon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jun 2019
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When the Almighty announced that relationships between Demons and Angels, romantic, sexual, platonic, or otherwise, were no longer forbidden and were in fact sanctioned by her, Heaven and Hell were at a standstill.
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Gabriel x Beelzebub || when an angel and demon loves each other very much~~ by Luciferstempest for SatanSpawnedNougat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2019
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Beelzebub finds outs she's pregnant aaaand there's the archangel Gabriel