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    Jiang Cheng discovers some very interesting quirks about Lan Xichen. Namely, he gets off on almost anything.

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    “May I kiss you?”

    If Wei Wuxian isn’t a breath away he wouldn’t hear how Lan Wangji begged with the softest voice and pleaded like he’s ashamed of what he’s craving.

    “Yes.” He’s said it so many times and Wei Wuxian thinks he’ll keep saying it, again and again.

    Because Lan Wangji keeps asking.

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    Whichever otherworldly force that has let Wei Wuxian into Lan Wangji's life - his peaceful, fully thought out life - and allowed him to bulldoze down all of Lan Wangji's established grounds and perceptions, Lan Wangji would like to have a word with them. The word includes a knife to the throat and very choice tactics.

    Lan Wangji shouldn't be this attracted to chaos in the first place, so why is he attracted to the human equivalent of an out-of-control tornado?

    OR In which Lan Wangji is a heterosexual, totally straight, will-not-look-a-beautiful-man-in-the-eyes-because-sin professor and Wei Wuxian is his gay awakening (sort of).

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    Lan Wangji engages in some hands-on learning experiences with his body.

    He starts out intending to be as virtuous as possible in quenching his body's urges; he finds himself turning into a pervert and gradually escalating.

    Wangji really does mean to be good.



    It's just SO HARD.



    (Companion fic to The Secret Life of Lan Wangji.)

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    “Would you have killed that man, Hanguang-Jun?” His head snaps up at the question. The curious glint is back in Wei Wuxian’s eyes, and he’s leaning forward, one elbow on the low table, hair spilling from his high ribbon. “You would have strangled him with your bare hands? How you would have loathed to see me use my tricks so up close.” He seems excited by it, a challenge in his searching gaze, his smile too sharp and too broad. His finger dances across Chenqing. “Would you have been afraid of me?”

     

    Or: During the sunshot campaign they both have to battle with what is monstrous.

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    The ribbon of the Lan clan signifies restraint. It’s a physical symbol of the self-control the Lan clan pledges to, a gleaming white band of untouchable dignity.

    Wei Wuxian thinks this is a better use for it.

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    Teenage Lan Wangji keeps a journal to help him organize his thoughts.

    Then Wei Ying shows up, and throws his carefully-ordered world into chaos. He has no idea what's happening; what is wrong with him; Wei Ying must be doing something to cause this - clearly, it's all his fault! Wangji's body just keeps doing strange things without his permission and it's all very confusing and upsetting.

    With a little help, he eventually figures things out. But next thing he knows; before he even notices what he's been doing, he realizes all of his journal entries have started turning into porn. It's all very disturbing; especially because it just keeps happening.

    Eventually he gives in and starts keeping a record of every smutty thought he has; every last filthy detail about what he wishes he could do to Wei Ying. (He's the only one that will ever read it, so it's fine. It'll just be his dirty little secret.)

    Except that Wei Ying wants to know everything about Lan Zhan; in the course of his snooping, he just might end up learning more than he bargained for!

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    Wei Ying and Lan Zhan are thrown through time in a freak accident.

    While Lan Zhan came back in his own body and merged with his past self, Wei Ying came back in Mo Xuanyu's body. Which means that while the two of them are safe and sound at Cloud Recesses, there's a Wei Wuxian back in the Burial Mounds who won't ever get to have a Lan Zhan of his own.

    Lucky for him, Wei Ying has always been very good at sharing.

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    There's a lot of things in Wei Wuxian’s life he never intended to do. There's a lot more that he’s going to do now that he's near immortality.

    This was actually a pretty decent fuck up if he doesn't count the fact he can't feel his own ass for three weeks.

    But he accidentally created Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics and now he has to deal with it.

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    Lan Zhan 😩 won't you 👀 fuck a baby 😳 into me 🥺?

    Sizhui: I really don't need a sibling...

    The tags said it, it's just soft content and consequent hardcore content.

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    Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao are finally married, and Nie Mingjue has a fit of insecurity at his place in their relationship. They seem so happy together, they don't really need him, right?

    Fortunately for him, A-Yao and A-Huan are having none of this nonsense. There's no better way for them to celebrate their union than to shower their da-ge with love and affection until he remembers where he belongs.

    Title from Lucky by Melissa Etheridge.

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    Lan Wangji looked at the shining lines of light, glowing gently in the dim cave. Like this, it was almost beautiful, but the sick feeling in his chest only grew stronger when he thought about what it was.

    Wei Wuxian banished glowing light with a wave of his hand—it had only been there to demonstrate, after all—and looked at Lan Wangji. His face was open and, Lan Wangji thought, a little worried.

    Having discovered the secret of his forehead ribbon, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian investigate how deep the mystery goes. What other secrets lay beneath Cloud Recesses' tranquility? As they investigate, other consequences follow.

    A wangxian get-together, casefic and canon fix-it. This is an immediate sequel to the story "Ribbon."

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    “Lan Zhan, when I come back, I wanna see you flat on your back and wearing nothing but your forehead ribbon and those boots,” I say, staring pointedly down at his feet, “and then I’ll teach you a spiritual lesson you won’t soon forget.”

    *A story originally inspired by Lan Zhan’s perfect knees and those white, lacy, satin boots he wears. You know the ones.🔥☺️

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    “They really wore you down this time, huh, Lan Zhan?” Wei Ying asks as he removes the elaborate headpieces from Lan Wangji’s hair after dinner, his nimble fingers unlocking clasps and unpinning needles.
    “Mn” he agrees, almost falling asleep already. “Good to be home.”
    “It’s good to have you home” Wei Ying says, running his fingers through Lan Wangji’s freed hair and planting a kiss at the crown of his head. “Good to have you where I can take care of you.”
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    Lan Wangji returns home after some particularly exhausting Chief Cultivator duties. Luckily, Wei Ying takes care of him.

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    Zizhen feels like he isn't special compared to his boyfriends and that he doesn't belong with them. He also doesn't notice all the little ways in which his boyfriends show him love.

    Well, Jin Ling, Sizhui and Jingyi gladly try harder.

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    Lan Wangji had never had call to perform the spell of silent communication before he and Wei Wuxian joined together to fight Xuanwu. He figured it was temporary. Spoiler alert: it wasn't.

    Or: the AU in which Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian psychically bond in the cave, Wei Wuxian overhears Lan Wangji thinking about the fact that he actually likes him, and after several minutes of confusion, is fully on board with this.

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    Тонкая, едва заметная тропка вела вглубь леса. Лань Ванцзи шел по ней, стараясь не думать, что ждет его в конце. Он хотел только увидеть Вэй Ина. Объяснить, какая опасность ему грозит. Попросить, чтобы Вэй Ин позволил ему остаться.

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    “You know, this could be the last night for a while that we’ll spend in our own bed.”

    Lan Wangji instantly scooped him into his arms, needing no other invitation. Wei Wuxian would never tire of this – clinging tightly to Lan Wangji as he was effortlessly lifted, the way his slim legs dangled over the strong arms, being held as something precious. To think he had once made a fuss at the notion of one man carrying another, and now he was pecking Lan Wangji’s cheek appreciatively as they crossed the room.

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    When Alpha Lan Wangji left Omega Wei Ying after defeating the Xuanwu, they had formed a partial mating bond together.

    Wangji thought they had an understanding. Then Wei Ying disappeared, and when he came back their bond seemed to have disappeared. The alpha was heart-broken; believing his omega had considered it an undesirable bond, causing it to break.

    But when he steals a kiss on Phoenix Mountain, he discovers that their bond wasn't broken after all... just weakened without a golden core making its presence obvious. Wei Ying did still want him - the omega just thought Wangji wouldn't want him once he found out what happened to his golden core.

    Wangji makes sure his omega understands just how wrong that assumption was.

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