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    "Meet Andrés de Fonollosa, gentleman thief. He’s a man with a crooked smile and an undying love for art. Something of a womanizer, Andrés has been divorced five times and counting. But don’t worry boys, because Andrés has a bicurious side as well. So let Andrés satisfy your daddy kinks and indulge him to your heart’s content… or let him indulge you.

    Andrés comes in a custom three-piece suit (1 of 3 choices) for your stripping pleasure.

    Handcrafted from state-of-the-art synthetic technology, Andrés is the newest member of the Xinthetic Companions collection. Prices start at 8000,68€, prior to shipping and handling."

    The AU where Martín receives the wrong package, and Andrés is a very expensive sex doll. Literally.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    89
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    Danny activates "sex mode" as a joke but quickly learns it's very real and a very powerful sensation.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    118
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    Tricky Fucks his Stop sign

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    382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    367
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    Straight up smut here. I don't do requests because this is something I write in my free time. The first chapter kind of explains things.

    Language:
    English
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    66,289
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    492
    Kudos:
    1954
    Bookmarks:
    173
    Hits:
    149552
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    Yuma is forced to abide to a new contract with the Emperor's Door. Astral tries to help but things don't go as planned...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    348
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    This is the story of how Ralf Hütter falls deeply in love with a bicycle...and how Florian is overcome with jealousy.

    A reminder that this is a crackfic and should not be taken seriously :)

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    4,993
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    87
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    The sword of MacGuffingham knows exactly how to deal with recalcitrant heirs.

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    964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    195
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    Dream has always lived a normal life in Florida, he knows everything about the place—growing up in the humid state.

    But one thing he never expect to find in Florida - or anywhere for that matter - was a fairy.

    “If you could be so kind, please let me go.” The cute thing said waving his legs around.

    Maybe Dream could have a little fun with the pretty creature.

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    English
    Words:
    2,809
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4804
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    Yeah, yeah. You bitches know the drill. Post prompts in the first chapter. I'll write anything, absolutely anything. Bloody rape? You betcha. Incest-gangbang? Sure! Pissing non-con? Oh hell yes.

    You were looking for this ;)

    Tags will be updated.

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    I'm really sorry, but due to the overflow of requests, if your prompt is not problematic we won't write it. It must include one of the following: minors, rape, gore, torture, incest, extreme kinks, bestiality, or any other extreme illegal/taboo kink.

    (hi im tables the secondary author we are busy ppl please forgive us! this fic isn't my top priority, but i update my own fics more often if you want to read those instead. either way, have a good day and pls be patient!)

     

    Accepted Requests (following format and rules): 74
    Finished Requests: 8

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    English
    Words:
    13,085
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    440
    Kudos:
    1962
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    143480
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    Remember on smp earth when he made the bridge and wilbur kept being horny ? Yeah. Just a drabble really haha

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1279
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    After regaining his shapeshifting ability, Odo reflects on his experiences as a solid humanoid, and of his short time with the infant Changeling. His blossoming passion with Colonel Kira is interrupted by yet another mysterious problem with his morphogenic matrix. Odo is about to undergo some unexpected changes... how will he -and the rest of the crew- adapt to them?

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    1,431
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    127
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    Kokichi was trying to figure out how to enact the ultimate trial but found something else as well~

    I hope you despair

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    Words:
    597
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    97
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    The House of Hades is surrounded by the abyssal prison Tartarus, a hellish place where the souls of the dead are locked away and punished for all eternity by the Furies. Imagine Aphrodite’s surprise when Athena claims the greatest lover in all creation awaits them there. March 2021 Patreon poll story.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    831
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    Love hurts. So does stupidity.

    Originally written 3/14/2004 at the request of pradaloz.

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    English
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    1,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    72
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    The classic tale of longing for true love.

    Originally written 3/8/2004. Yes, this is the one that inspired all those Character/Inanimate Object stories in the SHAM universe.

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    English
    Words:
    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    44
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    An adult toy shop employee finds herself among the merchandise due to some magic gone wrong.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    793
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    2B has something on her mind. There are some things she wants to try with 9S but she doesn't know how to go about asking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    1865
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    In which a dogged pursuit comes to fruition.

    Language:
    English
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    90
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    Just an idea me and a colleague came up with whilst wasting time at work the other day and talking about rule 34 and stuff. "Dare you write a crazy fic about a washing machine and a refrigerator having sex?" Sure, why the hell not? Nothing should be too weird for fiction anyways.

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    English
    Words:
    3,488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    181
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    I'm sorry for this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    275

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