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    literally the title but it gets even better as it goes on

    this was apparently airdropped to an entire spanish español class, so that's good

    spread the word of the new god of the universe

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,704
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    10119
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    The Futa and His Toy - Marty is having a bad day, and right after he became a futa too! Work, family and then a robber?! The robber seems to come to regret that choice though, although Marty doesn't seem to know anything about that...

    [Features: Inanimate TF, futanari, oral rape, sabrina and the fairy]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,438
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    352
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    The Great Magnificent Transformo, part 1 - A young man gets the power to become anything he pleases! He decides to start off with some bathroom fun...

    [Features: Transformation, light hearted/comedy, getting too much of a good thing, light (skippable) yaoi and… armpits I guess? I mean he turns into soap]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,610
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    262
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    I draw sometimes, and some of those times I draw objects in sexual ways, here’s that.

    I’m already going to hell might as well have fun!

    On hiatus.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    4211
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    A woman signs up to become a transformation pet for her partner to have fun with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    846
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    221B is generous. John is not. There’s enough of Sherlock to go around.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    444
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    Nutty gets mad at Toothy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    205
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    social commentary on the nature of straight people

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    446
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    Summary

    Michael Pearson really loves canals. Today he's visiting Somerton Deep Lock.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    773
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    56
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    I will add more relationship tags when I have the time. For some reason I can't currently do it due to being on mobile but once I get on PC I will add more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    425
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    After regaining his shapeshifting ability, Odo reflects on his experiences as a solid humanoid, and of his short time with the infant Changeling. His blossoming passion with Colonel Kira is interrupted by yet another mysterious problem with his morphogenic matrix. Odo is about to undergo some unexpected changes... how will he -and the rest of the crew- adapt to them?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,274
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    474
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    Summary

    i tried to make a witty summary for this but couldnt so here's this:

    ice witch yoongi makes an ice sculpture of himself and then they fuck outside ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,015
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    811
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    Summary

    You read it right~
    This is about the Obey Me characters doing all sorts of things to their MC sheep plushie~ ;)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1608
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    Cobs comes to terms with the fact that he doesn't have Erectile dysfunction-

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    999
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    661
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    I wrote this on WattPad and published it over a year ago. I... don't know why I wrote this.

    Enjoy this masterpiece of a story that I wrote on an impulse. I apologize in advance for what you're about to read. This is a y/n fanfic about you getting sexy with a literal cup of coffee.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,045
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    136
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    Summary

    help me

    made on multiple occasions in the middle of the night, please be warned it's horrible

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,000
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    2095
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    Summary

    Bobal delves into his sexuality, and madness as he discovers many of his problematic kinks.

    ~~~~~

    kairoskeeper is a fat bitch

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,092
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    646
    Kudos:
    75
    Hits:
    7190
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    Summary

    Her olive eyes glazed with desire beneath the mint. That is what she yearned for.

    (Chapter 1's Sayo's POV [Part 1] Chapter 2's Lisa's POV [Part 2])

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,205
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    883
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    Summary

    Stanley was getting annoyed of the Narrator's stories, and thought of something truly devious to provoke him.

     

    Written at 1 in the morning, don't expect anything too great. I'm open to any and all constructive criticism.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    606
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2616
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    Summary

    Sapnap finds an effective and creative way to get George into America without a passport.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,487
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    665

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