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    你祈祷的一切都太久;但别忘记过去的世界。

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    Moodboards to celebrate the Complicated Universe.

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    One of the definitions of 'sciamachy' is to fight with shadows... and Q is about to go to the place where shadows are housed and used by the government.

    In today's world, the Sybil System is everyone's conscience: by looking at data (everything from Facebook posts to security cameras) this AI can determine what people are criminals before they can do wrong. Some criminals, though, are dangerous enough to outrun her for a time - those criminals, when caught, are put to use instead of put down. After all, what better way to hunt down monsters than with the better monsters?

    Enter Q. He's not dangerous - at least to the common eye - and he's perfect for the job of Quartermaster for all of these 'better monsters.' But he's got an agenda, and he's not the only one...

    Or: the dark!AU crossover fic that nobody asked for, in which the Sybil System has labeled everyone 'good' and 'bad,' and you don't know if you can trust anyone. And it might be the so-called 'good' ones that you have to watch the most...

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    I invite you to a brief respite from your troubles through a spellbinding suspense thriller. Set against the ancient and brooding landscape of the Isle of Crete, this is a chilling adventure of a young English girl who unwittingly stumbles onto a murderer’s vicious plot and a spider’s web tale of international intrigue and handsome spies. Our story tangles readers in suspense while their imaginations move along an unfamiliar countryside whose loveliness is made chilling by sudden darkening mystery…tension is vibrant tight, danger looms terrifyingly close, and just like a foggy Halloween night, enjoy the ‘boo!’ factor.

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    On an idyllic day off, Illya is stung.

    You can read this as gen or slash. In my head all Uncle is slash.

    This is basically autobiographical and based more on an incident with an epipen than one without, so at some point Illya should have been given adrenaline, but that doesn't really feature here. Maybe it happened when he was woozy and out of it, but I can't remember exactly what that's like when you get it in hospital.

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    Illya does not rise from his seat. There's nothing playful in his tone. "I regret to inform you," he says, eyes turned to the hands in his lap, "that THRUSH has ordered me to kill you."

    The bottom drops out of Napoleon's universe. It's several moments before he manages to speak. "I, ah, I hope you're at least going to offer me a running start."

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    磁盘就放在他们之间的床单上,是无害的淡蓝色。
    “如果我们这么做,”Napoleon说,“他们会追杀我们的。”

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    Several things that did not technically happen, but were certainly meant to, back before the author became terminally distracted.

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    Things couldn’t be going better for Napoleon: his immensely popular recipe and style column has been nationally syndicated, and he’s on the cusp of securing a new book deal that promises to finally let him move out of his minuscule Greenwich Village studio. And if the rest of the world, and his new publisher, believes that the column is written by Mrs. Josephine Solo—a sophisticated housewife who lives in a quaint Long Island village with her husband—well, what’s wrong with a little bit of storytelling if it’s not hurting anyone?

    The lie he’s crafted becomes a problem, though, when his prospective publisher gets it in his head to invite a war hero, recently returned from Vietnam, to spend Christmas with Mrs. Solo and her family. Now Napoleon has to scramble to make the fiction a reality, including strong-arming his best friend Gaby, a die-hard women’s lib and anti-war advocate, into playing the part of the perfect housewife. Even so, everything is going according to plan; that is, until said war hero shows up and the sparks that fly seriously complicate matters.

    (A screwball romantic comedy of errors based on the 1945 movie Christmas in Connecticut. Updates weekly on Thursdays)

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    “Meet me in the café where it all began, the morning after you come back, at nine. I will be waiting.”
    Illya could not wait to see Napoleon again. It was the new beginning they deserved. It was his chance to make things up with Napoleon and tell him important he was, how much—

    This fic is the direct sequel to Hooked Up and picks up where Hooked Up ended, so I definitely recommend you read that one first :)

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    A crossover of Hart to Hart and Girl From UNCLE that asks the question "what if April Dancer and Jennifer Hart were one and the same?"

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    "Come on, Illya—you know the script. One of us drops in on the other, we spend a pleasant evening together, and I leave a detail or two out of my report when I hand it in." Napoleon's smile doesn't quite reach his eyes. "Isn't it about my turn?"

    Illya listens, and waits until it becomes apparent that nothing more is forthcoming. "Alright. So why are you really here?"

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    When the holiday falls apart, literally, how do our UNCLE partners cope? Can there be a happy ending.

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    "Signora Vinciguerra requires one of you three for her entertainment tonight. She has graciously allowed you to choose amongst yourselves."

    Because Gaby knew her boys, she made a private wager with herself: how long before they were fighting over the privilege of throwing themselves on the proverbial sword? As it turned out, the door had barely clanged shut on the cell before their squabbling voices were rising to fill it. Even chained to opposite walls, each clamored to be heard over the other on why they and they alone should take the hit. 

    Men.

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    Napoleon hadn’t meant to fall asleep.

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    Illya Kuryakin is one of the most famous ballet dancers in the world and the pride of the Kirov ballet.

    Illya has secrets, secrets of the most dangerous kind. Secrets if shared that can do damage to the powerful, and if not, can do damage to the world. He is no longer safe in Russia. But UNCLE has caught wind of his intelligence, and they arrange for him to defect. Illya will share what he knows, and in exchange, he will be protected and he'll be able to continue his ballet career in the West.

    Napoleon Solo is one of UNCLE's star agents. He has little time for enigmatic Russian dancers - or at least, he shouldn't. But good sense has no domain in affairs of the heart, and Illya's draw is one from which he cannot pull away.

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    Napoleon is a horny narcissist. Illya is repressing his feelings. The boys try to outwit the Vinciguerras in their own unique ways. Only one of these involves nipple clamps and an unconvincing British alias.

    I'm just figuring this story out as I go along but it will likely become a light-hearted spy romp mixed with very, very graphic, explicit sex. Expect casual fisting, watersports and nipple torture, saucy banter, slapstick and terrible puns.

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    [Snapshot, slice-of-life] It isn't easy among the flashy department store sales, but Illya is determined to give Napoleon a gift with meaning. [Dedicated to Robert Vaughn]

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    After a violent outburst, Illya has to undergo a psychiatric assessment but refuses to cooperate. Waverly will need to come with a creative solution.

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    Their mission was accomplished, at least the snatching of that latest Thrush master plan. That leaves our four UNCLE agents on the run, trying to get the proof back to their superior, Alexander Waverly. While they didn't anticipate that being an easy task, necessarily, they certainly hadn't anticipated what lay ahead of them. Napoleon Solo, for one, felt it was all highly undignified, although Illya, Mark and April each felt there had been SOME positive moments. If nothing else, the food alone would have made it all worthwhile.

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