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    “You are back early,” Gaby says, stepping into the entryway. “Is everything - oh.”
    “Yes, I’m afraid Peril and I found ourselves in...a bit of a sticky situation,” Napoleon explains, pulling Illya further into the room and closing the door behind them.
    “I was shot,” Illya adds helpfully, as though this fact is not glaringly obvious. The fingers of his left hand are splayed out across his side, applying pressure to a gunshot wound that is steadily leaking blood down his body.

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    Napoleon Solo has a system to seduce his targets.
    Illya finds said system lacking.
    Gaby is not paid enough.

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    It's a slow night in Rome, some time after their first mission together. Gaby is nostalgic and wants to go out, but the boys are having a chess game and are not interested in leaving the suite. So Gaby leaves them alone to their own devices.

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    First things first, they need to find Illya.

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    It’s not the first time Napoleon ends up being abducted by the villain, and with his pretty face and snarky mouth, it won’t be the last.
    That does not mean Illya is not pissed off by it.

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    Under normal circumstances he would speak his mind. But, with a gun against his head...

    ...well he'll speak anyway.

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    “well, this is awkward,” napoleon says, “this” referring to being straddled by his large russian partner while the third of their team is peeking out of the hotel room door, checking the hallway for bad guys.

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    “Same-sex couples, exclusively,” Waverly repeats, leveling his measured gaze at them each in turn. “I know this is an unusual request for you, and I wouldn’t ask if I didn’t think you were the best for the job.”

    He says all of this staring directly at Illya, which is understandable. That Napoleon is bisexual is in his file, and has been made use of multiple times in particular types of honeypot missions. Illya, though… Illya is the one who has always been visibly uncomfortable when those missions arise. Illya is the one who had point blank asked Waverly not to send him as backup on those missions unless it was strictly necessary.

    It wasn’t for the reason that everyone thinks, though.

    (Napoleon and Illya have to go undercover at a couples retreat, and the mission turns out to be both easier and harder than they expected.)

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    He opens his mouth slightly, his eyes trailing down to the man’s wrist, and sure enough there’s an old watch there, then back up to his face, and there’s a scar there, right above his eye— “Illya?”
    Or the "Dean and Illya are childhood friends who reunite in adulthood" crossover I was obviously going to write at some point.

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    Sometimes you just have to trick your companions into having a good time.

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    “So,” she begins, lying on the ground just for a change of position while Solo has taken to inspecting the walls again, like that’s any use. “On a scale of one to ten, how pissed do you think Illya is?”

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    What if Illya is so riled up by the knowledge that Napoleon has the backup computer disc with Dr. Teller's research stored in it that he decides to go to any extent to punish Napoleon and retrieve it for his own government? What if his anger drives him to commit a mistake he cannot live with? What if he hurts Napoleon in a manner that almost robs him of the one true love he has ever had? Almost? And will Napoleon, with his heart bathed in love for a certain Russian, be able to bear so much pain and hatred?

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    If Napoleon never has to see any snow again, it will be too soon.

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    A mysterious device is wreaking havoc across the globe. Napoleon Solo is tasked with seeking out his former partners to bring an end to the devastation. Relationships are in tatters, emotions are high, and the only solution they have could turn out to be more dangerous than the device they are trying to stop.

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    A mission goes south, a bomb goes off, and things get very messy… both literally and figuratively. (Gaby/Illya)

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    Solo has never felt such pain in his life. Sure, he was a soldier, subject to brutal training and the occasional bullet wound. He was a spy, on rare occasions captured and tortured for information– a rag thrown over his face and a bit of water dumped over his head, or a few solid punches to the gut. But there was always a purpose for that pain. Growth for him, or power for them. But this? This was pain for the sake of pain, and he’d never felt anything like it. This was pain purely for the sick fascination of a man who wanted to know how he would react to it. There was no scientific purpose, no search for useful knowledge.

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    Right, well. He did ask first, so Illya has no business looking as shocked as he does when Napoleon surges up to press their lips together. It’s rather like trying to kiss a brick wall, except the wall is probably more likely to warm up eventually. And definitely less likely to murder him later. He glares up at Illya, who stares daggers back at him, his fists curled into balls at his sides. Christ, he should have just lept out the window.

    (Five Six episodes in the lives of two disaster spies featuring stolen kisses, and one where no theft was required.)

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    Dr. Napoleon Solo had only been on the faculty for four years, but damn if he hadn’t made quite the impression on the student body. There are few who don’t know who he is; hell, there’s a student-run twitter account dedicated to Solo Sightings around campus and Hyde Park. Lorna’s a Biology major and hardly needs a Classics course to graduate, but she wasn’t going to pass up on the opportunity to take a class from him. Anyway, she’d always been interested in the ancient world, and had figured it would be a nice break from her other coursework.

    And now, instead of basking twice a week in the presence of the man who might actually be a Greek god reincarnated, she gets to watch him on a tiny laptop screen. This definitely sucks.

    (Yes, this is just as absurd as it sounds. Lorna is a student stuck in quarantine and online courses, with only the intriguing glimpses of her professor's personal lives to spice things up. Meanwhile, Drs. Solo & Kuryakin must navigate teaching their courses remotely and Gaby tries not to go insane in quarantine.)

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