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    “So once I get all bundled up, what’s with the trip to the South Pole?  Killer penguins?  Evil Santa?  Evil Santa with a tuxedo-clad army of evil penguins?”

    “No, thank goodness.”  He did a small, dignified shudder.  “You can imagine the amount of suppression we had to do to ensure March of the Penguins was a moving nature study instead of a dread-filled, all-too-real account of how close the world came to an emperor penguin Napoleon.  No, Dubbie, there’s a research station in dire need of assistance.  They’ve unearthed a slab of ice.”

    He stopped there.  Wendy blinked at him.

    “Um, is there an illuminating postscript coming?  Because ice in Antarctica doesn’t feel like breaking news.”

    “Ice that was the deep, red-veined black of igneous lava.”

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    Ida can pinpoint the exact second her existence became unbearable. She called it D-Day,and two days later she was giving Wendy Watson a uniform.

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    Given her preference for undead creatures, Wendy would have liked to be zombified instead.

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    So they had a fight and were discombobulated. It seemed like humans were nothing more than different kinds of discombobulated every moment they were alive.

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    She knows he loves his family, but it worries her sometimes how he holds their daughter far away.

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    Ida had come to terms with the epic events of Dubbie's arrival, but by then she had another Wendy Watson to deal with. Sequel to D-Day.

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    She had to hit him, because all The Middleman was likely to do was call him 'garbage mouth.'

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    Wendy quits, enjoys her freedom, and gets married – not in that order.

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    Wendy Watson's coffee deficit leads to a spoken-word confrontation at Middle HQ.

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    Ida has a job for Wendy ...and Lacey?

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    The year is 2005. Lara Croft is searching for her mother, who she thinks is alive but transported to the fabled Avalon (that is, after the events of TR: Legend, but before and concurrent with TR: Underworld). The Middleman and his protege, Wendy "Dubbie" Watson are seeing an uptick in Ancient magic awakening, and are dealing with this as their employer, the Organization Too Secret To Know (O2STK) directs. Aya Brea, still an agent of the Mitochondrial Investigation and Suppression Team (now part of Homeland Security following 9/11), is seeing new outbreaks of Neo-Mitochondrial Creatures (NMC's). How do all these things fit together? Well....

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    Murderbot doesn't want to be a hero or take part in someone's incredible journey. Why does it keep bumping into people who think it will?

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    What starts as a quiet night at Callahan's Place gets a little strange when some far off travelers arrive, each one bearing the same tale of woe. Of course that's nothing new to the regulars at Callahan's and excepting Raksha everyone who walks in crying walks out smiling.

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    Wendy didn't get her magic ride home. He didn't get his partner back. In another world, another Middleman gained a Dubbie.

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    20/?
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    Collection of 150 word-long Middleman ficlets done for a prompt challenge on LiveJournal. Mostly features Wendy and the Middleman.

    Canon-compliant. Spoilers for unaired episodes and comics (if any) will be marked.

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    5/?
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    [10:26] Author's Summary:
    "Ida, are you infected with weaponized internet memes?" "Bitch, I might be."

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    "Ida, are you infected with weaponized internet memes?" "Bitch, I might be."

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    “Don’t be silly, Dubby. The Interrodroid can’t possibly malfunction in such a sophisticated way. It doesn’t get any more complicated than homicidal, really.”

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    When Wendy and Tyler are kidnapped by tiny astronauts, Lacey Thornfield knows there's one man who can help her bring them back. The only problem is that he's vanished into thin air. But that's a trivial matter for a resourceful confrontational spoken-word performance artist. The real struggle is convincing him to come back to the world he gave up.

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    I think I can figure it out. Music: Motion City Soundtrack.

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    16
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    1
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