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    'I’ll tell you my place in society if you tell me yours,’ Blue said.
    Gansey reached into his coat pocket, withdrawing a piece of paper and a pen. ‘How about I show you? Tomorrow night, come anytime after eleven.’ He scribbled something and handed her a card. 'I hope to see you then, Jane.'

    Or: Gansey's a stripper and it's the one thing Blue respects about him.

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    *BOOK ONE OF MY QUEEN CRINGE SERIES*

    when i first started writing at 15, for some godforsaken reason, everything had to do with queen (i still love them, but the fanbase is wild). so here's some of the finest garbage i have to offer from my wattpad @/rajahtaylahhhhh🤩 feel free to make fun of this as much as you want, i won't mind
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    1974: after 8 months of dating, roger taylor finally moves in with the love of his life, brian may. roger is a carefree childrens' swim instructor and brian is a wise soul with a passion for plants. will roger get along with his new neighbors; freddie, a local celebrity, and his boyfriend, john, who works at the must see "starfish icebox"?

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    -I want to lock you up, so I can have you all for myself. - Lee Know whispered wiping away the smaller boy's tears.

    -You can't do that. That's illegal. - Jisung tried to reason with a trembling voice.

    -I can because you're 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲. - He growled possessively.

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    Byleth Sitri Eisner never meant to scare the living hell out of children.

    It was his duty, he knew that; he was assigned the role of a professor in an academy he'd never heard of before, and his students thought him more terrifying with every passing day. He rarely showed anything more or less than a stoic, straight-mouthed expression of emptiness.

    It's not like he repressed his feeling, they just... simply weren't there. Even Jeralt, his own father, had thought him something of an odd one.

    The only thing that calmed his severe apathy and bloodlust was alcohol; and drinks was the only personality trait he shared with his father.

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    Byleth never smiled before he met Claude and his jokes around every corner. It made him more... charming, per se, and other students felt a connection to him that they hadn't felt with their own houses. Something about the blue-haired man made them think they could learn more than ever.

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    Dazai comforts Chuuya so chuuya doesnt become another atsushi. Aka Chuuya needs some one to pick him back up piece by piece. Ill take any feedback.

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    A sixth year Slytherin girl is finally questioned about her parents’ lack of involvement in her life when Snape seems to make it his personal mission to keep her out of harm’s way. When he learns that her parents taught her little about life, safety, danger…or punishment, he takes it upon himself to fill their roles.

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    Monoma Neito has been a lonely child ever since he turned four. He's come to UA ready for more isolation and loneliness, but there's people around him everywhere, and they're full of affection. They surround him claiming to be his friends, and that makes him feel... warm. It's something he's never felt before.

    Now, Neito can't let them go. They're his friends, and he swears to himself he'll always be there for them.

    He swears he'll be there to help and protect them as much as he can.

    He's Monoma Neito, and he's their friend.

    (OOC Monoma! Also, Shinsou doesn't replace Mineta until much later in the story!)

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    Due to the similar spelling of Santa and Satan, sometimes little kids, when writing their own letters to Santa, make a spelling error, leading to Lucifer receiving those letters. Michael, who doesn't know this, think's his brother's actually lost his mind for good in the cage.

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    Sometimes telling lies to hurt people is not okay because lies turn to truth...

    Join Finn as he tries to lie in order to break up with his boyfriend of three years who still has not asked him to marry him and the unexpected happen.

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    Shadow gets arrested, antics ensue as he tries to make it out of the legal hurdles of the justice system. This is basically a sonic sitcom, you've been warned.

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    Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, Andy Hurley and Joe Trohman.
    Four seemingly perfectly ordinary students, who are notorious for being the school's biggest pranksters - even though Pete's the only one who even has the guts to play tricks on the others.
    But one day they step into the Glittering River, a river surrounded by many mysteries and myths that no one has ever dared approach.
    Suddenly, their happy and carefree lives are changed forever as they are dragged into a world of murder, heartbreak and terror.

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    It always starts on a sunny, bright day, does it not? The three young women living in the safety of the Walls come to face the harsh truth that even good things will come to an end. And in extreme times and situations they have to meet extraordinary decisions to stay alive.
    And years after the first breach of the outer Wall, they need to use their skills and knowledge to prevent further disaster - even though two of them had promised themselves to never fight a Titan again.

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    i felt there needed to be more fanfiction about antoni porowski and his boyfriend kevin harrington because they are the cutest, so here we are. please dont send hate if this is bad im dyslexic and cant write very well im also bad at writing stories. these are kinda oneshots by the way i guess? enjoy you fabulous queers

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    Buck and Eddie are friend一best friend since high school.

    Eddie loved him as a friend and family
    But Buck loved him in a different way

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    yoongi thought he could pass as an alpha with scent blockers endowing him like golds and have cut short hair.

    thought that a lily could dwell in a dessert.

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    Anguished Assassin™

    Kieran White struggles to speak to the only faced (and human) being in his life. Even though Lauren's the burning, waterproof candle in his cold darkness, it seems she puts herself out just as he feels her warmth.

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    (Y/N) Reizou knew that being a Pro-Hero would be hard. Throwing herself into her “work” allows her to forget everything that led up to her career, turning into everything she was never supposed to be...
    The last time she loved, the consequences were deadly and left her with scars - both mental and physical. Though she doesn’t want to admit it, she’s terrified of loving again. Her cool facade masks the fact that her old life was deeply dysfunctional and left her traumatized. But is forgetting really the best thing to do?
    Slowly, the image she’s tried to keep up for so long begins to crumble and at the center of it is... him. Wheat-colored hair, dastardly golden eyes, and everything she’s tried to avoid. A flame. A phoenix. HER phoenix. But what will this romance ignite? And can she stop the flames before they spread?

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    Izuku can’t take it anymore. The lies, the secrets, the broken promises and the hurtful words that Katsuki spews at him. He really can’t take that look Bakugou gives him when he doesn’t think he can see him looking at him.

    When they ask him why and all the events line up, what other choice did he have when the path had been so clearly carved in blood and tears? Izuku will do whatever he can to keep his promises to Bakugou. Even if that means selling his soul in the process. Even if Bakugou doesn’t care and he hates him for that. Because when it’s all said and done there will be only one person to blame for his descent into hell.

    This story is loosely based off @roguedruids Hero Class Civil Warfare. By loosely I mean like I added the authors personal canon into my story for 3-4 chapters smack dab in the middle of it.

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    Shikako has always known what’s going to happen to her after she dies. Now, the rest of the Konoha Twelve get to find out.

    Starring:
    Neji and Hinata as Uchihas
    Sasuke and Sakura as Senjus
    The Twins as Uzumakis
    Naruto as a Nara
    Ino as an Inuzuka
    Chouji as a Yamanaka
    Kiba as an Akimichi
    Shino as a Hyuuga
    Tenten and Rock Lee as Aburames

    (Not seen: Sai the cat criminal, and the Kakashi Debalacle)

    Or, The Konoha Twelve (and some) gets reincarnated into the warring clans era.

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    Marinette Dupain-Cheng is tired, to put it lightly. Being Ladybug on top of school, having been recently promoted Guardian, and constantly working on new projects is exhausting. (If having a Miraculous came with vacation days, she's sure she would have used them all up already.) Exhaustion aside, however, she's ecstatic to see her cousin again after years apart when she comes to Paris on an extended family visit.

    Hosting her nosy American cousin in Paris and being Ladybug could go down many different ways (and she’s not really sure if she wants to find out how).

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    10/?
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