16 Works in Hypochondriac Eddie Kaspbrak

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    " Eddie looked in the mirror. Pointing at himself sternly, albeit with a shaky hand, he said, 'You do not have a parasite. That is a cognitive distortion, it’s magical thinking, and it’s not true.' ”

     

    Eddie Kaspbrak is having a bad day. A really terrible day, actually. Can he turn his Friday around for the better, or is it doomed?

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    Richie se blesse au genou et Eddie s’efforce de le rassurer alors qu’il panique. Il finit par l’embrasser au prétexte de lui faire reprendre son calme.

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    Richie and Eddie face covid19 head on

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    "Hey, Eds, you down here?"

    My eyes flit up to Richie's, and he flashes me a signature shit-eating grin. He silently pulls his arm from behind his back, and in his long-fingered hand is a bottle of vodka.

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    Richie is at the quarry, waiting for Eddie, who he loves, and it's fine. It's fine! He's pining and in love and thinking about Eddie in his lap, all soft and sinful, and it is not even an issue. Because Eddie is straight. Because Richie isn't.

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    41
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    Yeehaw: I live on a farm and a cannibal once waved at me with a dead childs arm and I am still not over that.

    Living mood: Wow, your town is fucked up.

    Yeehaw: tell me about it.

    The Cullens get a notification telling them that they have been added to the 'Number neighbours/ group chat. A group chat that includes all the losers club. This will be interesting!

    Sorry, I am not very good with summaries.

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    3/?
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    Richie confessed his feelings to Eddie and expected to be rejected. to his surprise the feeling was mutual. The crushing realization of man kind's hatred towards gays made them lay a play to run away together. Away from family, and friends and childhood.

    Now they must face the consequences of being together in the 90s.

     

    Tw: mentions of homophobic language, violence, underage sex, unsafe sex, verbal abuse, AIDS epidemic, and bad decisions.

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    12/?
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    This was supposed to fix them. That was what this cruise was for anyways. To reassure both of them that they did in fact love each other—or more so of the fact that Eddie did in fact want to stay with her, and certainly wasn’t thinking about the one time he dated a boy in high school and how much better that had felt decades ago and how they’d probably have a nice house if he had stayed with him and he wouldn’t be working this stupid job and he could just have peace—

    --
    AKA The one where Eddie runs into his ex boyfriend who is a comedian on the cruise he's on with his wife and spirals into a crisis that seems to happen every time he's around Richie.

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    The recent pandemic that has plagued the world has Eddie anxious and paranoid. Richard is really really gross but has an immune system of a god. When Eddie starts to feel under the weather, who knows what high-jinks will ensue!!

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    1/?
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    1
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    "600 bottles of Purell, 140 boxes of N95 face masks, 100 boxes of Kleenex, 100 cans of red beans, 100 cans of chicken noodle soup, 200 cans of split pea soup, 120 cases of FIJI water - Eds did you start planning for the apocalypse and forget to tell me!?"

    "I mean, yeah basically," Eddie says, shrugging. "Haven't you been watching the news?"

    He grabs the receipt from Richie and steps into their drive away to count all the boxes.

    "No," Richie says. He hasn't watched the news since 2012.

    "Coronavirus, Richie."

    or:

    Eddie quarantines himself in their house because of coronavirus.

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    Richie’s smile drops from his face.” This isn’t real...is it?”

    Ben turns to him with black beady eyes.

    “No, Richie. I’m afraid it’s not.”

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    11
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    Everything would be so much easier if he didn’t love Eddie Kaspbrak. But he does. He loves Eddie Kaspbrak. He always has, in forgotten memories he loves him, in the three seconds of thought between thinking of Eddie Kaspbrak he loves him.

    So here’s the thing.

    He’s always going to love Eddie Kaspbrak.

     

    A series of I love yous between Richie and Eddie.

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    1/?
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    “Is this some sort of practical joke, because I must admit, this is a lot of effort on something so useless.”
    Richie’s expression didn’t change. “It’s not a joke. Well, it sort of is. I want to have legal ownership of the Your Mom joke.”
    Stan blinked slowly. Then, his professional exterior cracked. “Are you fucking kidding me?”

    Series
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    12/12
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    147
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    It had started as a joke. Eddie Kaspbrak's name and the number of where he would be on a piece of paper in Richie's wallet.

    Richie was never very good at cleaning things out. He was fairly certain a receipt for the first time he went to Olive Garden was in there too.

    (A.K.A. Eddie and Richie meet during the 27 years and fall in love)

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    3/6
    Comments:
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    251
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    60
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    The only problem with facing down a killer clown and coming to terms with your sexuality and the intense crush you've harbored on your best friend unknowingly for the past twenty-seven years is no one will accept that. The other problem on Richie's plate is knowing that he wants to share every stupid little thing Eddie does with the world-- which requires coming out.

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    129
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    On a good day, he can barely handle the wrong person breathing in his vicinity without having an asthma attack.
    Or, what his mom calls an asthma attack.
    It’s happening now. The places on his skin that feel dirty prickle and hum and no amount of scrubbing with the murky water will make it stop.

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    English
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    4,343
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    1/1
    Comments:
    23
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    288
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    46
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    2104

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