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    James Bond is not a man with many friends, so when he fails to protect the very few that he has, he tends to work himself up a bit.

    [In which Q has been missing for quite some time, and when James finally finds him, he vows to never let anyone lay a finger on his Quartermaster ever again]

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    Sorry this isn't very long, it's just something I randomly thought of and wanted to get down on paper (well, virtual paper, I suppose).

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    • Part 2 of 00Q
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    1/1
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    94
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    The real reason for Eve to say this: It’s all part of the learning curve. And Q’s afraid of flying. James Bond: Of course he is.

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    1/1
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    29
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    3
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    511
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    Deleted Scene from Spectre. The car, which Tanner is driving, was assaulted with bullets and no one was injured.

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    1/1
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    1
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    8
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    1
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    403
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    It was always quiet at night. The staff was shortened to half to allow some mortals sleep. But the rules would change after today.

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    2
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    24
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    353
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    Guess you'll just have to read to find out~

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    2,396
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    1/20
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    2
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    82
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    12
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    21803
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    “Hello. Can you hear me?”

    Bond would like to say no, just to distract himself from the lightning currently wrapped around his spine.

    “I think you’re dying but I would appreciate it if you didn’t. I’d feel obligated to dig a hole and that’s not really within my body’s capabilities.”

    He coughs in response, wet and uneven.

    “Oh, a collapsed lung. Thank you for that.”

    Perfect, Bond thinks. I’ve been saved by a smartass.

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    2/2
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    17
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    513
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    70
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    4467
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    In the month following M’s death at Skyfall, things inside MI6’s Q branch never seemed to get back on the right track.

    For the last two weeks, missions had started to show cracks. Nothing major at first, but little things all the same. All involved in Q branch’s intel. Or bugs in the tech that got sent out with the agents.

    The problem with that was, all of those individual incidents led back to one man... Q.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    99
    Kudos:
    499
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    4471
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    Make a name for yourself. Make it unpronounceable. Make it out of mud, blood, clay. Curse all those who learn this name.
    I am your host, Q.
    Welcome to Night Vale...

    It seems that a new man came into town today, listeners. Apparently, the Angels said that his name is Bond. James Bond. Like those long-term lending agreements the government issues from time to time. He’s here on official business, said the Angels, though they didn’t specify what, considering that they don’t actually exist. He’s handsome, with a square jaw and white teeth and perfect hair that I hate and love in equal measure. His eyes are colder than ice, if that were a thing, but light up like the glow cloud whenever he smiles...

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    6/6
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    50
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    81
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    26
    Hits:
    852
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    He learns to live with it. 

    With the constant bruises, with the stabbing pain echoed in his body, with the scars that never last. 

    With the voice that rumbles with threat but never at him. 

    He learns to live with it and he learns to hide it. 

    Do you miss me? They whisper, sometimes, and he never answers, because he doesn’t know if it would be a lie or the truth. 

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    English
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    3,243
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    1/1
    Comments:
    51
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    777
    Bookmarks:
    136
    Hits:
    4019
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    Immediately following “False Flag” - the aftermath of an operation to root out the corrupt agents under Max Denbigh's employment continues. Or – James Bond discovers that Q's been keeping a very big secret from him. Featuring 00!Q.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    7,479
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1628
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    When Q tries to hide away after being caught up in an attack on a coffee shop around the corner from Six, a friend comes looking for him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    349
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    39
    Hits:
    3032
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    Some facts about Q.

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    1/1
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    8
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    154
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1688
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    In the wake of everything that Blofield and C did and Bond's departure from MI6, Q just wants to get on with it. But life is never that easy; when Q is kidnapped, MI6's most tenacious and protective 00-agents will do anything to get him back and keep him safe.

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    English
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    13,015
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    85
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    743
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    12120
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    Being the boyfriend of a double-O is a dangerous thing. Q learns that the hard way, in a cold, dark place between concrete walls, wires and syringes.

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    English
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    3,346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2553
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    “Q?” Bond opened the door.

    “There was a thing.” It was 3am, and Q doesn’t know why, but he wasn’t expecting James to be so undressed in a pair of boxers and a gun.

    “With what? The Russians?” Bond let the bloody man in. He had cuts across his head.

    “Bulgarians. There was a thing.” Bond got Q’s arm around him and got him inside. “Sorry, terribly unprofessional but I didn’t know anybody else.”

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    6,902
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    1/1
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    13
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    244
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    32
    Hits:
    6039
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    James liked movie funerals. Other than the fact that they were for fictional people, they always happened on rainy days, everyone held each other as they quietly sobbed under their all-black umbrellas while an elderly priest calmly read from his holy book and, most importantly, no bloody birds were chirping in the background to remind everyone that the world didn’t simply stopped just because someone died. But real funerals? Hate wasn’t a strong enough word to convey what he felt for those.

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    18,174
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    17
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    173
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    2449
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    James was never the kind of person to simply accept the hand that he's been dealt by Fate, so going to Q's funeral and moving on with his life is beyond unacceptable.

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    English
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    3,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1887
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    Politically, the States and UK were not the best of friends in the late 1800s. But when the West is invaded by a mad British Lord, the two countries are forced to get along.

    Lord James Bond and commoner Q are the two new British agents who are tasked with making sure that the West survives.

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    English
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    27,614
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1605
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    James is what the world calls a Grim: an individual with a low or nonexistent emotional quotient. All Grims were psychopathic on a certain level, rarely (if ever) connecting with humanity on an compassionate, emotional level, making them uniquely equipped for the kinds of jobs that turned most people’s stomachs (or challenged their morals). In other words, James made a damn fine MI6 agent. Bond was on the slightly more emotive end of that scale, however, so when he hears that Q - a Pet, an individual who thrives on contact and trust, and who had an incredibly high emotional quotient - has been attacked in MI6, he doesn't hesitate to answer M's summons to come home.

    Because Bond might be coldhearted, but there's just something about a Pet like Q that gets under his skin - and right into the few warm corners of his heart.

    Language:
    English
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    21,616
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    75
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    1255
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    265
    Hits:
    15072
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    James has been acting suspicious lately so Alec takes it upon himself to find out why.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    6528

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