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    The world was shit anyways. With Wilbur back from the dead, tensions were high again between almost everyone and none of it would be better once Dream gets out of prison. It's not a definite thing to happen but a feeling in his gut screamed at him to leave before anything else happens. Let them have their stupid conflicts and fucked up wars. He's had enough of it all.

     

    Or Runaway Tommy fic post revival because Wilbur sucks and there's no way Tommy's raising kids in a toxic, war-prone environment. Also, he works as the Gods' personal janitor, cleaning up unholy messes they call monsters.

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    The maze laid in front of him, inescapable and inevitable.

    He'd tried to leave, he'd tried to find a way out for hours now, but the arrows did nothing but confuse him, the directions muddled in the dim neon light.

    This was it.

    Phil was never seeing the sun again.

    Techno snorted at the theatrics. “Phil, man, this is an IKEA. The exit is that way.”

    or: phil has a good life! really, he does! he has techno, he has a house, he has a dubious field of studies, and somehow his nephew is living with them now. hes not going to complain. its just that... in slowing down, laying down roots, he might have let some things catch up to him.

    or: phil has been through shit and is the master of repression, the fic.
    (you dont need to read the series)

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    SBI adoption au with lots of angst.

    After losing his wife, Phil Watson decides it's time to start fostering kids. What he didn't realize was just how much help his kids, their friends, and himself would need.

    Heavy topics, read with caution.

    Title may change.

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    Technoblade and Philza, former leaders of the Antarctic Empire, proud generals feared around the lands and believed undefeated by most. But when molded by the right hands, they could be so much more.

    Or: Emduo gets captured by a man who takes pleasure in breaking the unbreakable.

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    TEMPORARY HIATUS. WILL RETURN JUNE 1ST NZST.

    Techno and Wilbur and their intern Tommy, live out in the middle of a god knows where desert. Working at a sanctuary for various wildlife, they often receive calls for various injured animals on the side of the road or roaming a farm. It's not unusual to pick up a bird of prey now and then that's been whacked by a truck and in need of medical care. And being the only few allowed to work with such animals for miles, they're often the best option.
    Except one night, they get a call to pick up a large injured bird that's been hit by a semi.
    When they arrive though, well....

    "You call that a fucking bird?!" Tommy nearly shrieked at the sight of the...creature...in Techno's arms.
    That's no bird, that's not a fucking bird if Tommy's ever seen one. His wrists and ankles taped up to prevent him from swiping at his rescuers, the creature glared weakly at Tommy with icy blue eyes. Glazed in pain and confusion and fear.
    That's NOT a fucking bird!

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    The ambush of the red banquet didn't go very well and the veins spread around the entire server. Foolish and Eret also go missing. The Egg takes even more people under its control. To stop it people of the SMP need to work together even though that means working with their worst enemies.

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    Dream SMP with an apocalypse twist.

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    A continuation of “Do you have time to talk abo—*THUMP*” by SugaryWaffles123.

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    Kidza and Dadnoblade fluff

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    Dream has always been told that Elytrians are elegant, dangerous, and fearsome creatures. But the man in the dingy cell in front of him, his slumped figure held upright by chained wrists and captured wings, looks nothing like what he imagined. And, when a pair of shimmering blue eyes meet his, filled with a powerful mix of both terror and pain, Dream finds himself willing to dish out whatever funds the seller demands in order to protect the poor man from an even crueler fate than the one he's already been dealt. No matter what it takes, Dream is going to free this majestic bird, patch up his wounds, and ensure that he will one day fly again.

     

    Or, Dream takes one look at Phil's massive wings being treated so terribly and promptly agrees to adopt the man into his unusual little family that consists of a goggle-wearing king, a fiery commander, a chaotic ghost and chicken, a bunny who insists he's anything but that, a very excitable bee, and a terribly shy enderman who gives the best hugs.

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    Techno hummed, and Phil could hear the lump in his throat. “Yeah, you know the chocolate guy? He made a lamp, the absolute madman.”

    Phil didn't know the chocolate guy. “Wha’s it look like?” he asked, words slurred. He should close his eyes for a little.

    “Just a lamp. Like it's supposed to, I guess.”

    or; phil n techno making conversation between pokers

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    Writergreen's sandbox of whump fic from across the universes in which I hurt a lot of DSMP characters, but mostly Phil.

    Many AU's, but can all be read alone

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    A family of heroes mourn the lost of one of their members.

    Wilbur doesn't come back the same.

    In which SBI are heroes and Wilbur who'd been assumed to be dead, makes his comeback as someone else. One by one, the rest of SBI goes missing.

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    To be strong in this world, is to have a target over your head forever. The second anyone thinks you're powerful, the government takes you away to never be seen again.

    Here is a world where everyone is born with a unique power. This power is known as a major power and is discovered by kids when they turn 10. As they grow older some people learn to fully control and master their respected major power. But this is where the world twists and bleeds because the second you fully master this power, and anyone finds out, the government's police force, Enforcers, are sent to capture you, and never seen again. It doesn't matter if you are a 34 years old man or a scared 12 year old boy who's never felt safe in his life. The Enforcers will find and contain.

    In Layman's terms, Tommy loses everything for his power. Philza tries to keep everyone safe, along with the family's new addition. Wilbur misses his mom. Techno swears to protect. This story follows all four as they try to live in a world that wants them gone.

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    Phil wanted his ring.

    It was a cheap thing, something he'd gotten with his high school sweetheart, but fuck it. He cared. He wanted his god-damn ring.

    Idly, as he searched for it, he wondered what Kristin had become. They hadn't spoken in years, losing touch after graduation, but shed always been so good. He hoped shed made it, as unlikely as it was.

    Finally, his hand stopped on the thing.

    It was weirdly warm against his fingers, and it sent a shiver down Phil's spine. He pressed his mouth to his elbow. No puking. He was fine now, it was just meat. Just meat.

    With shaking fingers, he took the ring off.

    or; zombie au. phil gets his finger bitten off

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    You weren’t supposed to use potions while you were sick, especially strength potions, but Phil NEEDED to. A surprise attack had arisen and he couldn’t be weak. And now, he was gruesomely paying the consequences.

    And Techno is done with this, as per usual.

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    Phil’s sick and really shouldn’t be using potions- but what’s the worst that could happen?

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    Divinity reigns supreme over the universe as the strongest form of energy. Gods are the universe’s workers, pulling the strings above mortals and keeping balance. Gods hold soulmate bonds with one another, feeling strong connections to those they love.

    Though, centuries later, when many gods have assimilated into society and have been forgotten through the passage of time, mortals can’t seem to understand you shouldn’t pull soulmates apart.

    Gods didn’t stay with their soulmates because they wanted to. They stayed with their soulmates because they HAD to.

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    DSMP gods and soulmates AU. Mostly Phil and Techno-centric. Kind of a canon rewrite. (Loosely follows the events of canon, with a few changes and add-ons, but the story starts thousands of years before canon even starts) Also, there’s some themes of possessive behavior and codependency because of the way soulmates work, but it’s honestly not too bad.

    (Title from Creature by Half Alive)

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    Right- bird guy. Don't try to escape, you'll just make it worse for yerself," he cracks his knuckles, an attempt to look intimidating. If Phil could laugh through the gag, he would, "food will be in a few hours, if you cause problems, nothing for you. Buyer is gon' pick you up tomorrow so we just need to keep ya alive till' then aight?"

    Phil ruffles his wings in a casual motion and rolls his eyes. The blond hopes they don't catch the way his hands tremble, the way his feathers shiver and shift against eachother.

    The man huffs, "keep that attitude up and you'll see how we treat abominations like you 'round here.

    ____________________

    Or,

    Origins Philza gets into a bit of a pickle and his view of the world may or may not complicate things.

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    The war brought nothing but pain and suffering, yet with Wilbur beside him in the trenches everyday, happily rambling on about whatever came into his head, Phil thought it wasn’t too bad. If Wilbur was safe beside him, then he’d stay fighting. For his wife, and for his sons.

    For his sons, one fighting beside him, a prideful gleam in his eyes whenever they made it safe from the enemy attacks. And the other, waiting for him at home, waiting for his family to return.

    No matter how much strength and power the enemies gained, L’Manberg somehow managed to win, their determination for freedom driving them through it.

    OR

    Phil and Wilbur meet in the L’Manberg war, he begs to every God to keep the boy safe, even if the enemies were clearly stronger than them.

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    Phil knew where this was going. He knew where this was going. “What do you want to do?” he asked like he didn't have the answer.

    Ender titled his head. “Not me. I won't do anything. But he's your friend, right?”

    Phil nodded.

    “And friends help each other. I don't think his whole… attention thing is working out.” Ender smiled. “I was thinking you could do the haircut, don't you think?”

    or; au where ender lives and finds phil. techno doesnt have a good time.

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    Why, why did everyone hate him. At least Tommy thinks everyone hates him. He’s not even sure of it. They could just be pulling a big, mean fucking joke. But even they know that would be going too far.  

    That wouldn’t make sense either.  

    Would it? If this was a joke then why? What did he do to deserve such kind of treatment? 

    Yesterday Tommy got hope that Phil would finally talk to him about this. But he never came to talk. He never knocked on Tommy’s door how he used to when Tommy would cry. He would think its... stupid and he wished Phil would just leave him alone.  

    But now, well now Tommy would do anything for Dad to knock on his door, let himself in, hug Tommy tight and tell him that everything is going to be okay. That it will get better. 

    or---
    An sbi Au where Tommy gets treated very bad by his family, friends and everyone around him.

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    (But my Friends are Safe and Sound)

    Or, Phil gets hurt.
    But he's never been willing to lay down and die.

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