Humans are space orcs
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[this was originally written as a fanfiction for Ultimate Spider-Man, however after much consideration and input from readers I believe this reads better as an original work] (dedicated to Audio and WebKat for giving me the idea).
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Sehmal and his fellow 'guards' were hand selected. Mainly for their ability to be surprised or alarmed without going into shock and dying. Secondarily because they had no bonded partners to distress if they died anyways. And only lastly because they studied aliens.He just wished he'd been told before volunteering for this expedition that it was for the study of humans.
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After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs.
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Nolo didn't understand why they had to take a human on their mission.
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edit: 3000 kudos! This is officially my most popular story here! Thank you!I have NOT GIVEN permission for my fics to be hosted on the shady app, Fanfic Pocket Archive Library or any other app/website. I, Tashilover, gain no money from my fanfics
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A new species has joined the Galactic Federation, and that means everything has to be updated. Chief Medical Officer Glit has decided that he needs to take this opportunity to get hands on experience with Terrans to better understand their health.
And Warrant Officer Smith is more than willing to cooperate in this matter.
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Ravager's Inferno by FireChildSlytherin5
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Aug 2017
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When Peter Quill first met Stakar Ogord he never thought his life would change again. What does he mean the 101th Ravager Clan? What happened at Terra? Peter learns that his home planet been very busy as of late and was thrust into new world of threats that may mean the end of all humankind. Team Guardians team up with Coulson's team to end Thanos Threat and make friends and enemies along the way.
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- Part 3 of Ravager's AU
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They were prepared for us, our terrain, our weather, and our wildlife. They never could have predicted the paranormal entities of earth.
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The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done.
When a noise complaint comes in Sialith has to see another side to humans he didn't expect.
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When Beyond The Portal by Bunnylover34
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
29 Jun 2020
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The portal closes before Tony can fall back through. As a result Tony is stuck in space. Thank goodness he was wearing his space suit that day. Really though he should get his Arc Reactor fixed before it gives out on him.
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Tony is found by the guardians and they have awesome space adventures.
(Previously called The Cookie Spaceship)
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- Part 2 of Stark in the Stars
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When the Tahw first visited the M314 solar system, they found potential sentient life on the third planet. That was millennia ago (well, by our timeframe) so it was about time for a recon mission. The Tahw are a plant-like species that function as a herd, so to find an intelligent predatory animal like the PIS1 on M314-P3 is particularly intriguing! Can an ecosystem even survive that? Or have they meanwhile eradicated themselves, like all the other sentient predators that they had encountered on previous missions?
As the Tahw mission team around matriarch T’hem advance further into the foreign solar system, and discover several non-natural objects on the way, they slowly learn that the PIS1 species has not only survived, but has advanced to an early space-exploration stage of development. What implications does that have? Is a first contact inevitable? Can they be won over as allies, or is their aggressive, territorial instinct stronger than intelligence and scientific curiosity? How do you even talk to a predator? And what shape will the planet be in when they arrive? They can only speculate...OR
The answer to the question: If aliens visited us now, what would they think of us?
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- Part 1 of Sentient Predators
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"The years 1.11.1100 to 1.11.1180 Galactic Standard (2050-2130 AD) were tumultuous for many species, marked by war recovery, economic turmoil, an expanding Alliance, and the integration of humanity, formerly involved only in a mercenary capacity, into galactic civilian sectors. One can only imagine what it must have been like living in such uncertain times..."
Hsst'nna Kannannissi Ullohs, "A Galactic Citizen's History of the Alignment Era," written in the Season of Third Crystal, Fifth Reckoning.
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(Or: Two humans with a dangerous secret make their way into the civilian sectors of the galaxy. Problems ensue.)
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Ever since Sam was little the urge to explore had tugged at her feet and it had led her all the way to space, further than possibly any human had gone before. When she stumbles across a kid in a Galra escape pod what else would she do but help them return to their pseudo-family in their giant floating castle ship, where they apparently fly huge robotic lions. Yeah, that should alleviate the boredom for a while.
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Folklore from Beyond The Horizon by ThatsMyJam (PaulAtreDeezNuts)
Fandoms: Original Work, space orcs, Earth is space Australia - Fandom
07 Jul 2018
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Stabby gets into hijinks.
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Communication with Humans by Dedfa (AntlersandFangs)
Fandoms: humans are space orcs - Fandom
12 Sep 2018
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A story I wrote for tumblr, moving it here. It's about awesome humans and awesome aliens.
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It's a Small Universe by Dedfa (AntlersandFangs)
Fandoms: humans are space orcs - Fandom
13 Jul 2019
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My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.
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Based off the tumblr posts, set in the Voltron universe. Group of one-shots.
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Jason’s got a reputation for being daring and reckless, and as part of the Explorations Away team for the SS Gotham of the Galactic Alliance, it’s well deserved. So, it makes total sense when he declares that he’ll be the first one on the ship to fuck an alien.
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Blue and Yellow learn why humanity is the apex predator on Earth.
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A bed time story is all they have about them. Is it though? Are those beings that are watching from up above only stories? Or are they very much real?
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years after the humans joined the Alliance, a threat emerges that nobody else can solve, there is only one thing left to try.
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Apparently they didn't care about our worldview by writing_among_lilypads
Fandoms: Original Work
17 Jan 2019
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We thought that our galaxy consisted of about 100 billion stars. We assumed that every star had at least one planet, that’s 100 billion planets. We believed that about 11% of those lied in the goldilocks-zone, the habitable zone. In conclusion we thought there were a lot of habitable planets in our galaxy and even more in the entire universe.
So you’re probably wondering why we were so surprised when they landed in our rows of corn.
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Alien Sleepy Bois Inc because why tf not by Maxxed_Out
Fandom: Dream SMP - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Dec 2021
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Wilbur is a human who was kidnapped. Eventually, 4/4 SBI will combine and form Voltron!
haha just kidding, wilbur is just some human that is struggling to protect the people he care about. Its an easy job when people are terrified of you though, he just wishes he stops getting traumatized on the way.- Words:
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If it cost me my life, man, I’d save my only friend (that’s something I could live with, I could take that ‘til the end) by Maxxed_Out
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
05 Dec 2021
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Wilbur was walking to his apartment one day from a gig, big dreams for his songs to be well-known, when he was fucking abducted by aliens.
If he were to rate the whole experience, he'd say 4/10 because he got a younger alien sibling out of it. He would not recommend being abducted, solely because it's a bad time and they look at him like he's an animal. Not fun.Or, the author wants an alien sbi fic where Wilbur and Tommy meet first, but in there own silly way :D
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- Part 1 of Alien Sleepy Bois Inc because why tf not
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Eowyn77, kateydidnt, Spiritofeowyn
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
31 Oct 2021
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Because let's face it. To the Transformers, Earth can be a pretty scary place. (Set between TF1 and RotF.)
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- Part 18 of Botosphere
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Dog Days Are Over by IndustrialTape, ToothyBandit
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Dec 2021
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Sometimes unexpected things happen; maybe someone behind you pays for your coffee, sometimes you get aggressively abducted by hostile aliens in the dead of night, and it’s safe to say Tommy was NOT sipping on a free frap right now.
Or: another space AU in which the alien crew aboard the S.S BI find a particularly endearing human on board, and things just go downhill from there (because we eat that shit up every time and crave more)
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The Extended Universe of Suspended Among Unfamiliar Stars, OR another found family space au because I also decided to jump on the bandwagon. by KitsuneOfSixTails
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Dec 2021
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Hello, Kit here! Welcome to the extended universe of SAUS, where I will be adding onto my au outside of Suspended. If there is something in particular you would like to see, then let me know in the comments!
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1.) suspended among unfamiliar stars, the main story.
2.) How to say "I love you" a step by step guide with Tommyinnit, 1/4
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space gets pretty lonely by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP - Fandom
06 Dec 2021
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Wilbur is the pilot of a ship too big for one phantom. But somehow, if his increasingly risky decisions don't get him killed, maybe space won't be so lonely anymore.
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- Part 4 of A Collection of my Anonymous Works
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believe in sheltering skies and stable earth below by Odaigahara for alicat54c
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
01 Apr 2021
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The alien birds didn’t seem to know what to make of him. They must have been important if they were buying intergalactic pets and providing them whole rooms to themselves, but if Logan had ever heard of a human before, he didn’t let it show.
Humans were horrible, from what the smugglers had said, because outside of Earth-- their deathworld, was what they had called it-- they were stronger than most species, and a heck of a lot more durable. The humans who got to space fell to their worst impulses, got addicted to killing, or so beaten down they were desensitized to it.
Patton would never be used to it. He wouldn’t try to be, not even if his life depended on it, not when he remembered how those first aliens had crumpled like paper mache under the force of a few blows. That was why he’d ended up with the fish people in a reverse aquarium, for being so boring.
That was why he stayed still and relaxed when the birds came to visit him, and let Roman touch his face and arms when he wanted to, even though Virgil tried to stop him. He didn’t want the birds to be afraid he would hurt them.
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- Part 11 of discord, i'm howling at the moon
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The blade of marmora members really shouldn't have let the paladins play Monopoly,you know what they say you only play board games with the people you want to break bonds with ............. this was a big mistake
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- Part 1 of Voltron fics
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Sheep in Wolves Clothing by ImAStarBoy
Fandom: Dream SMP - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Nov 2021
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Only child of the universe by fizzy_pixels
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Oct 2021
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Techno and Phil watched as a slender, hairless hand reached out from underneath the bed, throwing up some kind of symbol with its fingers before it retreated back under the bed.
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What the fuck?
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26 Nov 2021
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Humans require physical contact for their health. Michel, stationed on a ship with primarily touch-neutral and touch-averse aliens, forgot this.
You can also find this story on deviantArt and tumblr.
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26 Nov 2021
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Human Error Focused Works by HumanErrorDiscord
Fandom: Dream Smp (Roleplay), Dream SMP - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Nov 2021
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how to get abducted by aliens: a step-by-step guide to survivor's guilt by not_a_frog
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
24 Nov 2021
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Or: hee hoo space au“This is the worst day ever,” Techno complains.
Of course, neither of the aliens pulling him along the hallway respond, what with the language barrier and all.
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When humans were first discovered, the Embassy believed them to be vicious and thoughtless creatures, incapable of the level of intelligence and sentience required to join them. However, after keeping an eye on them, they've realized that humans are developing at frightening speeds- enough that they need to be tested, to learn just how dangerous or capable they really are.
The Embassy isn't doing this in the most ethical manner.
(Or, in which Tommy, Karl, and Ponk are kidnapped and dragged into space to be studied. Good thing the scientists are all easy to win over.)
Bookmarked by TwiddleMyThumbs (Lemna_Minor)
21 Nov 2021
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Apparently they didn't care about our worldview by writing_among_lilypads
Fandoms: Original Work
17 Jan 2019
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We thought that our galaxy consisted of about 100 billion stars. We assumed that every star had at least one planet, that’s 100 billion planets. We believed that about 11% of those lied in the goldilocks-zone, the habitable zone. In conclusion we thought there were a lot of habitable planets in our galaxy and even more in the entire universe.
So you’re probably wondering why we were so surprised when they landed in our rows of corn.
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The Incredible Adventures of One Too-Clever Human And Their Unfortunate Invention by pikkugen for Elf (Elfwreck)
Fandoms: Humans Are Space Orcs (Meme), Undisclosed Fandom
16 Nov 2020
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Humans are, indeed, Space Orcs - or at least have been. Some aspects of their Orcishness are more insidious than the others, namely, their penchant to use their boredom to make things... interesting.
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Top Ten Reasons We Love Humans by SunriseMagpie for redstapler
Fandoms: Humans Are Space Orcs (Meme)
18 Dec 2020
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The Federation’s newest member species may not have a seat on the Council, but they sure do have a spot in our hearts! Here are the top 10 reasons we love these delightful aliens.
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."