Humans are space orcs
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That one alien AU absolutely no one asked for but here it is anyways (dedicated to Audio and WebKat for giving me the idea).
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Sehmal and his fellow 'guards' were hand selected. Mainly for their ability to be surprised or alarmed without going into shock and dying. Secondarily because they had no bonded partners to distress if they died anyways. And only lastly because they studied aliens.He just wished he'd been told before volunteering for this expedition that it was for the study of humans.
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After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs.
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Nolo didn't understand why they had to take a human on their mission.
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A new species has joined the Galactic Federation, and that means everything has to be updated. Chief Medical Officer Glit has decided that he needs to take this opportunity to get hands on experience with Terrans to better understand their health.
And Warrant Officer Smith is more than willing to cooperate in this matter.
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Ravager's Inferno by FireChildSlytherin5
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jul 2017
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When Peter Quill first met Stakar Ogord he never thought his life would change again. What does he mean the 101th Ravager Clan? What happened at Terra? Peter learns that his home planet been very busy as of late and was thrust into new world of threats that may mean the end of all humankind. Team Guardians team up with Coulson's team to end Thanos Threat and make friends and enemies along the way.
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- Part 3 of Ravager's AU
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They were prepared for us, our terrain, our weather, and our wildlife. They never could have predicted the paranormal entities of earth.
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The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done.
When a noise complaint comes in Sialith has to see another side to humans he didn't expect.
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Humans are space orcs compilation by bubbelpop2
Fandoms: humans are weird - Fandom, humans are space orcs - Fandom
07 Feb 2018
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bunch of stuff from the humans are space orcs tag on tumblr. credits always there, don't comment without looking first.
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When the Tahw first visited the M314 solar system, they found potential sentient life on the third planet. That was millennia ago (well, by our timeframe) so it was about time for a recon mission. The Tahw are a plant-like species that function as a herd, so to find an intelligent predatory animal like the PIS1 on M314-P3 is particularly intriguing! Can an ecosystem even survive that? Or have they meanwhile eradicated themselves, like all the other sentient predators that they had encountered on previous missions?
As the Tahw mission team around matriarch T’hem advance further into the foreign solar system, and discover several non-natural objects on the way, they slowly learn that the PIS1 species has not only survived, but has advanced to an early space-exploration stage of development. What implications does that have? Is a first contact inevitable? Can they be won over as allies, or is their aggressive, territorial instinct stronger than intelligence and scientific curiosity? How do you even talk to a predator? And what shape will the planet be in when they arrive? They can only speculate...OR
The answer to the question: If aliens visited us now, what would they think of us?
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- Part 1 of Sentient Predators
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"The years 1.11.1100 to 1.11.1180 Galactic Standard (2050-2130 AD) were tumultuous for many species, marked by war recovery, economic turmoil, an expanding Alliance, and the integration of humanity, formerly involved only in a mercenary capacity, into galactic civilian sectors. One can only imagine what it must have been like living in such uncertain times..."
Hsst'nna Kannannissi Ullohs, "A Galactic Citizen's History of the Alignment Era," written in the Season of Third Crystal, Fifth Reckoning.
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(Or: Two humans with a dangerous secret make their way into the civilian sectors of the galaxy. Problems ensue.)
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Ever since Sam was little the urge to explore had tugged at her feet and it had led her all the way to space, further than possibly any human had gone before. When she stumbles across a kid in a Galra escape pod what else would she do but help them return to their pseudo-family in their giant floating castle ship, where they apparently fly huge robotic lions. Yeah, that should alleviate the boredom for a while.
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Folklore from Beyond The Horizon by ThatsMyJam (PaulAtreDeezNuts)
Fandoms: Original Work, space orcs, Earth is space Australia - Fandom
07 Jul 2018
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Stabby gets into hijinks.
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A story I wrote for tumblr, moving it here. It's about awesome humans and awesome aliens.
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My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.
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Based off the tumblr posts, set in the Voltron universe. Group of one-shots.
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Jason’s got a reputation for being daring and reckless, and as part of the Explorations Away team for the SS Gotham of the Galactic Alliance, it’s well deserved. So, it makes total sense when he declares that he’ll be the first one on the ship to fuck an alien.
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Blue and Yellow learn why humanity is the apex predator on Earth.
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Intelligent life in space encounters humans for the first time, but eventually it is only known as a good story. Is it though? Are those beings that are watching from up above only stories? Or are they very much real?
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years after the humans joined the Alliance, a threat emerges that nobody else can solve, there is only one thing left to try.
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We thought that our galaxy consisted of about 100 billion stars. We assumed that every star had at least one planet, that’s 100 billion planets. We believed that about 11% of those lied in the goldilocks-zone, the habitable zone. In conclusion we thought there were a lot of habitable planets in our galaxy and even more in the entire universe.
So you’re probably wondering why we were so surprised when they landed in our rows of corn.
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The general wisdom was, if you go anywhere dangerous, you'll want to bring a human with you. As such, there were a lot of humans in Adalhia's line of work. He thought he was done being surprised by them, but there was something weird about this one.
Nothing to worry about, though, obviously.
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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Jason’s got a reputation for being daring and reckless, and as part of the Explorations Away team for the SS Gotham of the Galactic Alliance, it’s well deserved. So, it makes total sense when he declares that he’ll be the first one on the ship to fuck an alien.
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Coran's Guide to the Care and Keeping of Earthling Humans by orphan_account
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
24 Oct 2018
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It turns out there a fair number of cultural differences between Alteans and humans. Confusion and hilarity ensues.
(Based on some of those "humans are weird" or "take a human" posts I've seen floating around tumblr)
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Human vocal cords are really, really strong and loud in comparison to the rest of species in the universe.
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Peter vs the Flashlight and Spacewhale by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Sep 2014
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In which a basis for comparison really would have helped Peter figure out that he might not have been fully human...
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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The general wisdom was, if you go anywhere dangerous, you'll want to bring a human with you. As such, there were a lot of humans in Adalhia's line of work. He thought he was done being surprised by them, but there was something weird about this one.
Nothing to worry about, though, obviously.
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We thought that our galaxy consisted of about 100 billion stars. We assumed that every star had at least one planet, that’s 100 billion planets. We believed that about 11% of those lied in the goldilocks-zone, the habitable zone. In conclusion we thought there were a lot of habitable planets in our galaxy and even more in the entire universe.
So you’re probably wondering why we were so surprised when they landed in our rows of corn.
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years after the humans joined the Alliance, a threat emerges that nobody else can solve, there is only one thing left to try.
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Folklore from Beyond The Horizon by ThatsMyJam (PaulAtreDeezNuts)
Fandoms: Original Work, space orcs, Earth is space Australia - Fandom
07 Jul 2018
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Stabby gets into hijinks.
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everyone loves Fleet Admiral Stabby (isn't it supposed to be FLAG admiral? Oh well, who cares)
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Nolo didn't understand why they had to take a human on their mission.
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disconnected one shots, all of them are pretty awesome so far 8D
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My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.
The story of how certain aliens react to meeting the Deathworlders -
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My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.
The story of how certain aliens react to meeting the Deathworlders -
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My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.
The story of how certain aliens react to meeting the Deathworlders -
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My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.
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Love this! Found on tumblr because of Mike’n’Mike and can’t wait to read more!
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Humans are space orcs compilation by bubbelpop2
Fandoms: humans are weird - Fandom, humans are space orcs - Fandom
07 Feb 2018
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bunch of stuff from the humans are space orcs tag on tumblr. credits always there, don't comment without looking first.
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17 Apr 2019
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Collection of posts and prompt ideas
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"You need food, Rocket. Worse than me. A hell of a lot worse than me, and I'm worried about you. We have water, neither of us are hurt, but both of us will die eventually if we don't eat. And I can hunt down one of those," he said, pointing off into the distance at a four-legged ungulate of some kind, grazing on the tough grass.
"Neither of us have any weapons, genius. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock?"
"No," Peter said. "I'm gonna run it down and slit its throat."
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Hunting prey by following it to death
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My It's a Small Universe tag from Tumblr. It's getting a bit bulky to link to individual posts so I'm moving it here.
The story of how certain aliens react to meeting the Deathworlders- Language:
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Collection of humans are wierd/earth is space Australia/Humans are space orcs posts.