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    Thorin is an Arnor police officer who is trying to take down the most corrupt man in the city- good ole Smaugikins (not that anyone calls him that to his face, mind, but the graffiti is getting pretty suggestive) when he is strongarmed (by a supposedly sick Dís) into attending his nephews' elementary school play. Though the play should surely be classified as torture, Thorin meets a delightful woman, Ms. Bella Baggins, the school librarian, and asks her out to dinner.
    In step a meddlesome (as always) Gandalf, precocious children, Smaug, and an existentialist fake mountain. Things go downhill from there.

    Or: Thorin and Bella are adorable, the kids find their inner thespians, Bella loses a cardigan, and thieving abounds.

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    After Gandalf accidentally creates, possibly, one of the biggest mistakes that a wizard can make; Bilbo is left with the mind and body of his 4 year old self. Being to far into the journey to drop of the confused hobbit, Thorn and his company are forced to take care of the small tyke as they make their way through Mirkwood and into the Lonely Mountain.

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    The one where Bilbo gets turned into a kid and gains 13 overprotective uncles.

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    When 24 year old Aria flees from a cannibal killer she is transported to Middle Earth. Waking up to partying Hobbits, she meets a young Bilbo Baggins and discovers that sometimes life and fate turn the tables. When she is given the chance to save the line of Durin, Aria pledges to protect them with her life. Traveling w/13 dwarves, a hobbit, and a Wizard has never been more fun!

    All rights to J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson
    OCs are my babies

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    Bilbo and his nephew, Frodo, are book writers in the Hobbiton District of Shire, Middle Earth. Thus far they've written short stories, children's books, and the occasional review of places they've traveled to for a good friend or two. But then comes a night where the two are stumped in their writing ways and have to forgo their craft to seek out inspiration from those around them. Bilbo looks to the city of Erebor, where his good friend Gandalf resides with a company of Durin folk, whilst Frodo and his friends travel even farther on their own adventure. Little did both parties know that they would be inspired beyond their own imagination and find some interesting chapters to their lives along the way.

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    Smaug was not killed by bards arrow. But he was gravely injured. His body forces him to turn human so he can heal. as he walks farther away from the mountains he see the the thief on the ground he starts to walk away only to think that's he's making the biggest mistake of his life, so he turns back around and uses what magic he has left and heals him. only he notices that after that that's Bilbo is injured he's missing half his left leg and his right hand is mangled and the cut across his his face almost took his eye he questions why he felt compelled to heal the thief who helped take his home. But he did so he walks over to a tree because he's tired and rests what smaug didn't know is that healing the thief would send him on the adventure of a life time filling his life with love heartbreak and laughter showing him that not all that glitters is gold.

    most of this story will be third person and from smaugs point of view

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    There was a woosh of air and a snapping of what sounded like leather and a thud, and there he was. The demon that had decimated her sister’s warband and any hope Yusraa had for a normal life afterwards. But why was he here? In her hell?

    Every jail needs a jailer, a voice whispered in the back of her mind. And every devil has a hell.

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    Bilbo felt the gap the journey had made between him and his fellow hobbits keenly. He longed to see mountains, to dine with elves, to take the Lakemen up on their invitation of lodgings. But that was not for a respectable Baggins, so Bilbo left his dreams of adventure for his pillow and sheets.
    It soon became habit for the hobbit, getting on in his years, to smoke his after-meal pipe on the trails and try to hook his smoke rings on the bare branches of trees as he wore new paths in old country.
    In fact, he was doing it that very night when he encountered a strange figure on the main road and heard him murmured the last thing Bilbo Baggins wanted to hear.

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    A thief fleeing with his spoil finds refuge in a strange tower and encounters its even stranger inhabitant, who suspiciously resembles a character from a bedtime story. Because his hair is glowing.

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    It's been years since the craze of The Hobbit faded and your interests have turned elsewhere. But things start to change in the world of Middle Earth and you begin to realize how close the legendary world is.

    What if the king of the Lonely Mountain was brought back? Is the price worth his revival worth it? And how will you feel being tied into this? You have one night to return home, before your lost in Middle Earth forever.

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    As Bilbo embarks on his final journey to the Undying Lands, along with Frodo, his thoughts can't help but turn back to the summer he spent with his dragon.

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    Bilbo Baggins has returned from his journey to the Lonely Mountain. Thinking his time for adventure is done, the last thing he expects to see is the dragon that should have been at the bottom of a lake, far, far away.

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    Bilbo is as Hobbitly Hobbitish as any other Hobbit. How can one be anything but content and happy when there are parties to attend, harvests to celebrate, and books aplenty to keep Bilbo company in her lovely Smial?

    Then comes the day that a dwarf comes knocking on her door. Now, Bilbo has two husbands she quite forgotten about, and the three are left teetering between their old memories, learning each other anew, and discovering just what there is for them for the future.

    Peeps know I can never make a trope fic go to plan- here is another Big Bang 2017 submission that went off on a tangent!

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    Billa is a part time music teacher, Thorin is the PE teacher of the school and has made no secret about his dislike of the young woman with the copper curls. What happens when during a staff bonding activity Billa is asked to sing?

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    Erebor has fallen and with it the Line of Durin.

    The world has become a strange and dangerous place for the Elves, making them run and hide from the outside world. In the midst of such chaos, Thranduil, Prince of the Woodland Realm, has decided to beging a rebellion only to find himself at the hands of ghosts of the past and find out his very existance, as well as that of all he held dear to him are hanging by a thread and his only salvation it is the very same one that may be his downfall.

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    ¿Qué pasaría si un día John Watson decidiera que no es suficiente para Sherlock? ¿Acaso el mundo le daría una lección?
    ¿Y qué tal si Bilbo Baggins se cansa de la palabrería de Thorin? ¿Alguien le hará justicia?

    John está arrepentido de todas las cosas que nunca dijo.
    Bilbo está molesto por todas las cosas que su esposo nunca escucha de él.
    Ambos extrañarán eso desde ahora.

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    Smaug/reader with a little bilbo/reader

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    What would happen if one day John Watson decided that he’s enough for Sherlock? Would a coin change his perspective?
    What if Bilbo Baggins gets tired of listening to Thorin’s wordiness? Will somebody make him justice?

    John regrets everything that he never said.
    Bilbo is angry for everything that his husband never listens of him.
    Both will miss that from now.

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    ---Complete and utter crack taken slightly seriously---
    Sherlock as a tiny lil Smaug dragon, then Sherlock as a small puppy Smaug dragon, then Sherlock as a big Smaug dragon, then Sherlock as a humanoid Smaug dragon. And Johnlock along the way:)

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    AU. Смауг в двух ипостасях — дракона и человека. Смауг уполз, Бильбо с ним; что дальше было с Кольцом — автор трусливо не уточняет.
    В подарок для любимого ежа, годами снабжавшего команду и меня лично чудесными смильбо.

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    John è uno studente timido che arrossisce facilmente e Sherlock è un professore che adora farlo arrossire.

    ~ ~ ~

    Legolas è da sempre innamorato di Thorin, lui però lo vede solo come uno studente particolarmente fastidioso.

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    23/23
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    104
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    169
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    4
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