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    Kanaya Maryam, leader of the vampire covens in the state of New York, is getting married. Karkat Vantas, best man, couldn't be happier watching her up at the altar, dipping her wife into a kiss. He could almost cry, screw it, he is crying. He's never been one for big group gatherings full of people he doesn't know, too many folks asking why he's at gatherings for magical beings if he's clearly a human. At least he knows Roxy, most of Kanaya's friends, and the douche bag in the shades he saw on Tinder's magical rip-off site. Karkat wouldn't be talking to him if it weren't for that fact that he just dropped his very expensive looking coat right next to Karkat's chair, and Karkat should definitely return it before Shades leaves the building. It's what a decent person would do, right? No harm in returning a eye blistering red lettermen, right?

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider have been boyfriends for months now but when Dave run away one-day Karkat get stuck in an awful lot of shenanigans trying to understand why is boyfriend left all while dealing with his own problem.
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    Dave Strider has been going out with Karkat Vantas for months now but one day he just..decide to disappear. With a small backpack filled with his belonging, Dave runs away to another city where he met a nice little guy who calls himself the mayor. Dave has to find how to live on the streets with the help of his new friend all the while trying to deal with his problem.

    But that would have been just too easy, wouldn't it?

    A dave x karkat fanfiction

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    2,433
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    7/?
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    7
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    10
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    137
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    In which Dave is an emotionally isolated incubus/succubus who's been objectified for so long he lost all hope of actually enjoying his encounters until he meets a strange repressed human with an irresistible aura.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you hate what you are sometimes. It's necessary for your survival to track down sexually repressed losers and tempt them so you can drain energy from them, to put it simply. Sometimes it could be fun, getting to know humans and interacting with them as if you are one of them. But it always inevitably would end in hurt if you grew attached.

     

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are sick of your fucking job. You bus tables at a rundown diner downtown for pocket change by day, and return home alone to your mediocre half empty apartment each night. You had decided you wanted to actually live for once, so that night after work instead of going home to collapse pathetically on your futon, you would go out with your friends.

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    1/1
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    6
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    86
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    Someone stealing flowers from Dave and Jade’s front garden...

    ie. a collegestuck AU with everyone’s favourite soft boys

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    364
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are currently being woken up by something burrowing into your side. You panic at first, but soon realize it is none other than your boyfriend, Dave.

    Or - Dave has as nightmare and comes to Karkat for comfort.

    Series
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    952
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    660
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    Karkat's an assassin determined to complete his mission.

    All he has to do is kill one guy, that's all.

    So why is that so goddamn impossible?
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    Karkat gets a job to kill Dave Strider, but when he finds out what his home life is like, he realizes this won't be nearly as easy as he was hoping.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    317
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    Someone assaults Karkat at work and Dave doesn't handle it well.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    47
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    2
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    Karkat enters the local coffee shop during a rain storm, feeling lost and out of place. Perhaps he's not the only one.

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    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    120
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    Someone makes fun of Karkat during class, and his best friend isn't gonna stand for it.

    "Why don't you go and kill yourself just like your father did?" Eridan, the boy sitting behind Karkat hissed.

    Dave punched him in the face.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    478
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    Karkat meets Dave Strider, the man who lives on the same floor of the building next to him, at twelve in the morning one night. Hilarity Ensues.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Dave’s laptop hangs itself.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
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    270
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    John and Dave and Karkat love each other, there, is that specific enough for you? :)
    No quadrants because I like, actually don't care
    If u don't like this shit then uhhh leave I guess :)

    Series
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    572
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
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    463
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    A large group of internet friends from across the group. Some of them might have a criminal record. Several of them have relationships that, if fully realized, could lead to an explosive reaction as destructive as several bombs going off. None of them have very long fuses.

    They're all going to meet up over winter break.

    Vriska and Terezi have a past, with an uncomfortably high body count.
    Dave and Karkat seem to have made it a life's mission to get on each other's nerves.
    Rose and Kanaya get along great online, but will they be able to translate their chemistry from words into actions?
    Roxy and Jane want to save Calliope from her abusive brother, but they don't know just how dangerous her family is.
    Dirk and Jake, aka two teenaged boys who probably couldn't communicate their true feelings to save their lives.
    But don't worry. They've totally got this situation under control.

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    36,796
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1771
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    Dave strider has a dream about his good friend karkat, kanaya finds out and karkat has a cry. I'll try and update every month or so.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    406
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    (Heavenstuck AU)

    In which Kanaya is an angel, Karkat is a human, and together they attempt to fix everything wrong with the world as we know it.

    Well, kind of.

    Or, that one story where there are two very different Crowleys, Aziraphale doesn't quite know what's going on, SucroCorp and Betty Crocker team up to enslave/eat humanity, Rose steals the Bentley, Jade is a bad-ass truck driver, dead people are resurrected, there are a ton of fallen angels to look after, ghosts seek revenge, and everyone is scrambling to prepare for Armageddon Round Three.

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    English
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    67,526
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1641
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    Both Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are eager to get away from home. Ending up in the same place and coming from two worlds, opposite of one another, they're going to have to deal with the big amount of issues their meeting is going to give birth to.

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    English
    Words:
    12,201
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    685
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    Karkat can't let go of the fact that his brother, Kankri, is still missing after 3 years, and it takes control of his life, making him think more and more on it as his time in college progresses. He soon meets a demon named Dave who may be the key to finding his brother.

    Series
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    English
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    14,084
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    617
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    It's Eridan's birthday, and he wants to treat himself to something special. Unfortunately, things don't go as planned when it turns out that Karkat has been keeping some important information to himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,222
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    503
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    A collection of oneshots written for DaveKatWeek 2017. Compiled here for convenience.

    Day 1: Post-Canon "Baby Steps"
    Day 2: AU: "Target and the Troll"
    Day 3: Crossover-Animal Crossing: "Mayor Strider and the Black Cat"
    Day 4: Sadstuck: "You're You"
    Day 5: Leave it Up to Fate: "Shit.... Let's Be Parents"
    Day 6: Fluff: "A Slice of Key Lime Karkat Pie Please!"
    Day 7: Free Choice "Painting"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,158
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1410
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    A little albino ghost takes a liking to John.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,787
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    191

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