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    “I don’t know how much use I’ll be, protection-wise, is all,” Jaskier finishes. “I can’t fight for shit.”

    “You do fine,” Geralt tells him.

    OR: Jaskier takes Yennefer and Ciri to Oxenfurt. He proves, to himself mostly, that being human is good enough.

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    Jaskier is left alone after the Mountains. But the world is not a peacefull place and he needs to think hard and fast about his next move if he wants to stay... well, alive might not be the problem. But the people he cares about needs him to stay silent. So he will do what he needs to be untraceable.

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite his own problems he's concerned for Geralt, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot. Yennefer doesn't believe anyone cares about her or could possibly care about her.

    Ch25: Geralt lives in a world where people so constantly do things he considers monstrous he's given up on even mentioning it to them, and this episode takes place in the shadow of that mental weight.

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    - He was surrendering to him in such a splendid way. 

    "You're not…human. Or anything else I've ever…had the pleasure to encounter. Can you please not hurt me, White Wolf? I would give my whole self to a creature such as yourself. You don't need to…influence, me?" Clever. Gorgeous and clever, but also resistant to mind manipulation. It was a natural inclination, Geralt noticed. He smelled it, as well as many other things of Jaskier's body and soul. -

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    "I claimed you. It's a lifelong commitment." Geralt's voice lowered, lost some heat. "How you felt just now...you will feel that way again if you stray too far. I have no control over it."
    "Stray from you?" A nod. "How far?" A shrug. Jaskier slowly processed the information, then narrowed his eyes. "This sounds like a very one-sided deal. What do I get out of it?"
    "The honor of servitude."
    "Ha! Good one. You know, you really had me going there. 'The honor of servitude,' what a load of..." He trailed off and gulped when Geralt didn't bat an eye. "You're not joking, are you?"

    Shadows and darkness are all Geralt has ever known. As the queen's strongest warrior, he was forced into an engagement with her, forced to stay in her castle as her unofficial prisoner and watch her subjects treat the humans of the land like cattle...until he meets Jaskier, the goofy human servant who reminds him that shadows need light to exist.
    When the queen grows jealous and threatens that light, forcing Geralt to claim him in front of the court, they become bound for life and embark on a quest to bring her down.

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    The town had reported that their children were being stolen, they were willing to pay and there was a monster to slay, so Geralt set out into the woods. Jaskier followed of course.
    What they find is not a monster, but a 10-year-old boy with hair whiter than snow and eyes white as a cloud. Frost coats the ground in a circle around where he sits, and he stares at them.
    And there is a monster frozen solid on the other side of the clearing.
    What happened here?

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    Geralt pulls off his cloak and drapes it over Jaskier, who is already covered in his own cloak and Yennefer's.
    Jaskier sighs up at his lover. "I'm old, Geralt, not decrepit. I don't need three cloaks."
    "We don't want you to catch a chill, bardling," Yennefer says. "You might not be able to speak, and what a tragedy that would be."
    He waves a dismissive hand. "If you didn't love the sound of my voice, we both know you would have cursed me into muteness ages ago."
    "I've thought about it." Her lips curl into a wicked little grin. "It seems unsporting to torment an old man."

     

    Fifty years after he met Geralt in Posada, Jaskier spends an autumn day sitting in the sun with his lovers.

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    Jaskier realizes one day that he isn't getting any younger and that his days traveling beside Geralt are numbered. Wouldn't the kindest thing be to leave before Death does the job for him?

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    “Geralt…” Jaskier whimpered.

    “Jask,” Geralt smiled, gently cupping a hand over his cheek, “safe,” the snake smiled still and Jaskier melted into it, letting himself be pulled into the water till his feet no longer touched the bottom. His arms wrapping tightly around Geralt’s shoulders as he tried to keep his panic at bay as they drifted into deeper waters, taking deep breaths as Geralt ran his hands across Jaskier’s body, holding him steady.

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    Jaskier finds a girl in the woods near Sodden Hill. Not even his charisma seems up to the task of prying any explanation from her about where the rest of her family is or how she ended up on her own, but he's sure she'll warm up to him soon.

    Yennefer wakes up naked in the wrong country with someone looming over her.

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    Humans were mortal. Period. No matter how hard Geralt had tried to ignore this fact and many others, the truth remained the same. And one day, he would have to come to terms with it. He just hoped it would happen much later…

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    She’d expected Jaskier’s death to be difficult on Geralt. Of course it would, the two had been attached at the hip for decades, they were best friends, lovers, tied together so deeply she wouldn’t begin to try and decipher it, just as he had stopped trying to decipher her and Geralt. What she hadn’t been expecting was the loss to be such a blow to herself.

    But that was death, wasn’t it? Knocking your breath away as someone else loses theirs. If he couldn’t breathe it, what use was air at all?

    It was a stupid thought. But it lingered in her nonetheless.

    -x-

    Jaskier, painfully human as he was, had passed of old age nearly a year ago. They'd grieved. Yennefer had thought they would have moved on by now-- but Geralt has been staring at something in their study, and Corvo Bianco has felt so heavy, and Yennefer is going to drag this out of him, if she has to. And she's not going to cry about the bard in the meantime. She's not.

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    When Jaskier is captured by the Fae, he’s sure there’s no way out, doomed to become their pet. He’s quickly offered a deal that, once fulfilled, will end with his freedom. But will he want to leave once he’s completed his end?

     

     

    Listen this is 9k of oviposition/eggpreg porn with too much plot and feelings, folks. I don’t know what else to tell you.

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    "is that an engagement ring?"

     

    "I thought we should be married by human customs too."

    or the one where Jaskier accidentally marries his incredibly gorgeous coworker, who also happens to be a selkie.

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    The fire crackles on, and still, you are cold.

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    Prompt: You said once that Geralt forgetting Jaskier’s human-ness is your jam, so: five (or however many) times Geralt completely overestimated his human companion’s physical tolerance/abilities, plus one time that he underestimated what Jaskier was capable of when called on. As gen or shippy as you like, but either way I’d like to politely request you go heavy on the kindness, affection, and comfort if you choose to fill it.

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    Jaskier has been trying to hint at Geralt that he loved him, but Geralt never reciprocates.

    One evening, Geralt returns late and Jaskier lashes out on him.

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    Eskel and Lambert get tired of Geralt’s pining and set out to do something about it.

    They might end up making it worse.

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    During a fight with a Witch, Dean and Cas are sent to an alternate universe and dropped in the middle of a different fight.

    Say, who's that tall fellow with two swords?

    Supernatural/The Witcher crossover.

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    She met Geralt first, then Jaskier once Geralt had plucked up the nerve to find his bard and, with some forceful encouragement from Ciri, confessed his feelings to him too. Then she met Yennefer, the sorceress that was somehow involved with them, though Ciri wasn’t too sure as to why.

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