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    Bucky Barnes has his life together. While it doesn’t seem like it to anyone else, especially Sam, he really does. He’s almost finished with his second Masters, he’s top of his class, and even tutors some poor engineering undergrads. Bucky just has to snag one of Stark Industries’ internships for his life to fall in line with that plan. So what if his sleeping schedule is beyond salvageable? So what if he hasn’t had a stable relationship in years?? So what if he goes to the gym at the weirdest hours? He’s focused on making up for his past mistakes. What kind of brother working at Hydra Enterprises, the biggest security company with a contract with the Department of Defense, fails his own sister so bad? He might have not been able to look at her since she was in that hospital bed, but he’s going to change that when he gets that internship and starts working on fixing the mess he created. In his his middle-of-the-night gym runs, Bucky meets Gym Steve, the hot graveyard shift PT, who not only improves Bucky’s posture, but sets him right on track with his plan. A lucky charm, or maybe the worst thing after Bucky’s Muscle Physiology class.

    Written by: Innogueira
    Art By: Stovenbucket

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    “The love of your life, was he?”

    “Yep.” Bucky drags the bin over for Sam to puke in. It’s about time Sam christened it. “He’s called Steve, and we’re going to date and get married and have two kids and a dog.”

    “Beautiful,” Sam remarks dryly before heaving into the bin.

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    bucky answers questions and eats cheesecake.

    or

    bucky does a Q&A for no exact reason.

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    巴基·巴恩斯 在 明德大学风云录 上发表了:
    各位同学!我昨晚喝醉后,遇见了一辆自行车。在头脑不清醒,又离家很远的情况下,当时我得出的结论是把它骑回家。我保证,我本人和自行车都顺利度过了这次劫难,目前一切安好!!现在我不需要这辆车了,也知道车主可能在烦恼丢了车。总之,如果你能准确说出自行车的牌子和颜色,那就私信我,我保证原物奉还!!感谢载我一程xoxo

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    Bucky works in IT, and when he gets a call to go fix the computer of the one guy he has a huge crush on, he jumps at the chance.

    But things do not go as smoothly as Bucky had hoped...

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    “Well, Stark did invite a terrorist to his mansion on national television, I’m an ex Red Room assassin, Clint used to be a criminal, Thor’s entire kingdom was destroyed by Hela and Surtur, Bruce became the Hulk because he was experimenting with the Super Soldier Serum, and you, Captain, decided to crash a plane into the ocean in the 1940s. So really, none of us claimed to be smart.” She smirked at all of us, who were just staring at her. I snorted out a laugh in surprise.

    **Kinda takes place at the same time as Infinity War but none of the bad shit. Like they all have their Infinity War looks but the movie actually didn't happen. I just like their looks in the movie. They all look like BAMFs**

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    "Auntie," Bucky's voice is a near-whine, "you didn't tell me the world's cutest dog is here."

    The old man chuckles at the boy's words, but Bucky pays no mind as he and the dog make a beeline for each other and meet in the middle of the room. "Hello," he says in his best 'I'm talking to a dog' voice, "who are you?"

    "That's Clint," the man says, while continuing to laugh.

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    不諳社交的巴奇・巴恩斯老是在尷尬的狀況下遇到他那個性感的帥哥新鄰居,不過他運氣好,最後受邀到對方家裡吃晚餐。

    亦即巴奇並不曉得自己正在跟人約會。

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    Social disaster Bucky Barnes keeps meeting his hot new neighbor under awkward circumstances, but luckily for him he ends up being invited over for dinner.

    Or, the one where Bucky doesn't realise he's on a date.

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    NOTE: read Prizrak first, or you'll be pretty lost with this one.

    Life’s been good to the Avengers & Co. recently. Maybe ‘peace in our time’ wasn’t so far off, after all. Just don’t tell Tony that. He’ll either gloat or twitch. Maybe both.

    Mickey is slowly but surely getting back on her feet. Bucky’s cadets are shaping up to be an effective team. The Avengers have things pretty well under control, with a comfortably large roster and a dedicated training facility. Steve is finally starting to really feel like he has a place in this brave new world.

    This is, naturally, when they’re all reminded rather emphatically that ‘SNAFU’ still contains the word ‘normal.’

    Trapped in another timeline, another world, Bucky, Mickey, and Tripod are forced to fight for their survival. Their best chance is to stay under the radar until they find the device that can send them home - and a way to fix it. So, teaming up with the Invaders is an excellent idea, right?

    Trigger warnings in the tags, will tag chapters/sections when appropriate. Smut-free.

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    Bucky Barnes posted in Overheard at Middlebury College:

    Hello fellow students! Basically in my drunken stupor last night I came across a bicycle. Being rather intoxicated and far from home I decided the logical thing to do was ride it back. I can assure you all that both me and the bike survived this adventure and are in perfect condition!! I now however have no use for for said vehicle and have realised that someone is probably pretty upset about having lost it. Anyway, if you can correctly identify the bike’s make and colour, slide into my DMs and I promise to return it to you!! Thanks for the ride xoxo

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    The duct tape had already been cut. Probably because the guy hadn't checked the label until after he opened it and realized it wasn’t his. Bucky looks into the box, wondering what costume he ended up ordering. He stops.
    There are a few things that become clear to Bucky in this moment:
    1. There may be some modicum of truth to the rumor that the end unit is currently being occupied by an internationally wanted fugitive.
    2. That internationally wanted fugitive also just so happens to be Captain America.
    3. Captain fucking America is standing in his doorway right now.
    4. The most popular costume on the Party City website is a Captain America costume.
    Fuck.

    Or the one where Bucky orders a shitty Captain America costume online, and it gets sent to Steve by accident.

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    A particularly phlegmy sniff has Bucky’s tolerance completely snapping in half. His grip on his pen is so tight now he can feel the plastic beginning to give way. He throws it down and spins around in his seat. It bangs against the edge of the table, pulling the attention of many of Bucky’s classmates. He doesn't care, though, the only thing he’s worried about is the damn sniffer and his damn nose.

    “For the love of god, get a god damned tissue!” Bucky practically growls.

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    This was supposed to be the spiritual successor to Upload Your Video but then I never finished it. Anyway, a lovely person on tumblr asked if I was going to be reuploading it and I found the file and so here it is. It's not going to be finished, because I actually have a real life book I have to work on now and as cool as that is, it means Bucky is never going to get to kiss Steve and find out if it's nifty to kiss someone with a split tongue (I bet it is).

    Anyway, tattoo artist skinny!Steve, human disaster Youtuber Bucky Barnes, permanent WIP, dick jokes. What more could you ask for.

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    “His passion was music, it was the sound of his mother’s voice as she sang along to the song he played, the way the music would swell with emotion during movies, the way music could set the tone, could sound a million different ways. All of this was music. Knowing that as he did, joining band his first year of high school was an easy choice.”

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    Bucky has four weeks of summer vacation left. He's not letting his guilty conscience over some stupid kid ruin his plans for lounging by the pool and doing absolutely nothing. Except for the part where that's exactly what he's doing.

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    When gorgeous next-door neighbor asks recluse, Bucky Barnes, to cat sit, things... do not go as expected. And nothing compares to U...

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    Bucky Barnes is a writer. A gay erotic fiction writer to be precise. With a successful career, a questionably functioning computer, and an addiction to watching cat videos while eating Chinese food. Steve Rogers is an editor. Of many things, not least of all, Bucky Barnes gay erotic fiction. A working relationship that was working just fine for both parties. Until, after years of communicating purely via e-mail, the two men meet in person. And Bucky quickly realizes that Steve not only has a fantastic eye for detail, he's got a smile that could melt any heart, and a body any one of Bucky's fictional heroes would die to touch. A sentiment Bucky shares. So how does Bucky begin his immediate campaign to win his way into Steve's bed, and his heart? By playing to his strengths.
    In other words, by writing a new series of sex filled stories staring a muscle bound blond and a seductively enticing brunet. Any resemblance to actual persons purely intentional. If editing Bucky's steamy stories hadn't given Steve all sorts of inappropriate fantasies before, it certainly does now...

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    ‘Oh please, look longer,’ Bucky drawled, ripping out a couple paper towels from the dispenser. ‘Might as well take a damn photo while you’re at it.’

    He looked up into the mirror to see that Rogers was still standing in the same place wearing that appalled expression, like he’d never seen an injury before. Something about it drained a bit of the searing anger from Bucky’s mind and he turned, raising an eyebrow.

    ‘I ain’t a zoo animal, Rogers,’ he said.

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    Bucky is a 6'2 hunk of man that's scared to ask a 5'2 Steve Rogers out.
    Cue Tony, Thor, Clint, Jarvis, and Wanda to try and help a fellow Winter Soldier get a boyfriend by the end of the week.

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