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    “It’s not as though I’m suggesting anything of complete insanity,” huffs Loki, dropping his voice to a whisper. “I’m merely calling attention to the unoccupied Wilson nearby, lest our dear James find himself interested.” Barnes stiffens up, shoulders constricting the base of his neck.
     

    “The only thing I’m finding myself interested in, is the end of this night,” he groans, shooting Loki a dirty glare, “and you shutting your mouth! Even if there were someone here I found interest in—and there isn’t—my first move would hardly be asking them to dance. This isn’t some fucking Georgian-Era ball.”

     
    Sam lets the echo of the overheard conversation bounce around in his mind and wonders which 'Wilson' the Asgardian was talking about. There's no way they meant him, right?

    What the fuck?
     

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    This is my take on a “Pride & Prejudice”-inspired AU, set in modern day Washington, D.C., in which Sam is Elizabeth Bennet and Bucky is Mr. Darcy

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    Steve Rogers is one of the hottest actors in Hollywood. He's about to start filming the second installment of the hugely successful Captain America series... and Bucky Barnes has just been hired to be his new assistant.

    Bucky is very, very fucked. And not in the fun way.

    He turns into a complete disaster every time he's around Steve—the alpha is sweet and kind and funny and makes him burn hotter than the sun. He can deal with the demanding girlfriend, the sometimes odd requests, the early starts and travel requirements, and he's used to the side-long looks from the assholes who still view male omegas as freaks of nature—but the mixed messages from Steve? Those may actually kill him (if he doesn't spontaneously combust from total mortification first).

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    Bucky is a brilliant young engineer with a global company.

    His boss, Natasha, wants him to take a training course on kidnap and ransom, which happens to be run by her friend Steve.

    Bucky refuses at first, because he doesn't need survival skills, thanks Natasha. But he swiftly changes his mind when he lays eyes on Steve, and signs himself up for a weekend of kidnap training.

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    Bucky helps a guy in a fight after a show, only to accidentally for the guy.

    Bucky really likes Sam but he's an idiot with a crush, but thankfully Sam is at least better at pretending he's well put together.

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    Bucky is having a bad day. He's late for his first day working for SI, he's pretty sure Tony Stark is going to fire him, and he's having a terrible hair day.

    Things start to change once he meets Steve Rogers in an elevator.

    AKA the Fake Dating A/B/O that nobody asked for.

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    When Bucky's pardon is revoked due to his "criminal activity," Sam takes a risk on hiring a lawyer.

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    Bucky, a 22 year old disaster college student who bartends on the weekends, meets a handsome guy on a fateful Saturday night. He goes home with him and is happy to find out that Steve thoroughly checks off every kinky box he has. That is, until he is rudely woken up the next morning and comes face to face with a little girl asking him why he’s in her daddy’s bed.

    What Bucky thought was just a one night stand with a big dick daddy turns out to be the start of him falling in love… with a single dad of two?

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    Sam and Steve were quickly approaching, which was causing Bucky a great deal of distress.

    “Nat!”

    She finally raised an eyebrow and looked up from what must have been a riveting convo on Whatsapp. “Bucky, I'm not a dude and I will not manspread my textbooks like this whole table belonged to me just so you can escape being the most awkward human being on the planet.”

    Bucky groaned and let his head fall down onto his textbook. “I hate you.”


    This is what happens when Steve and Sam, sophomores and college football players, decide to set their sights on Bucky, a cute, flailing freshman made up of 75% engineering papers and 225% gay panic.

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    “C’mon, you’ve got to have other apps,” Peter says, because it really is a slow night, and apparently he’s got nothing better to do than bother Bucky about dating.

    “I tried Tinder, I hated it.”

    “What about MeetCute?”

    “What?”

    “It like, pings your phone when you’re close to someone else who uses the app and meets your preferences. It’s new, but it’s already got a bunch of people on it.”

    “I am going to specifically not ask why you know so much about dating apps,” Bucky says with a knowing smirk.

    “It’s a good app!” Peter protests, then snatches Bucky’s phone out of his hands and starts tapping away at breakneck pace. “I’m downloading it and setting up a profile for you."

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    Boat building fic where Sam wants to fuck but fears the bro code, and Bucky doesn’t get why his increasingly slutty advances aren’t working. Also, Bucky gets his own ship of theseus moment.

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    Prompt: "Matt and TFATWS Bucky would be disasters together and I love them regardless."

    In which you and Sam are the only ones with any common sense, there is an idiot named Todd throwing homemade grenades, and Bucky and Matt do not have one full brain cell to rub together between them. They're lucky you love their dumb asses so much.

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    "Is something burning?" Asked Sam as he smelt the air- surely Bucky hadn't accidently burnt something else.

    "Just my love for you." Bucky flirted leaning in to kiss Sam.

    "Bucky the toaster is on fire." Sam yelled suddenly.

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    James "Bucky" Barnes goes through the process of working with the U.S. Government to transition into civilian life but once the so called new Captain America takes the shield he teams up with Sam "The Falcon" Wilson to stop Karli Morganthau and convince Sam he should have followed Steve's wishes. Over time Sam and Bucky's friendship grows into something more.

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    It’s been fifteen months, three days, eighteen hours, and seven minutes since Bucky Barnes realized he was hopelessly and desperately in love with his best friend and roommate, Steve Rogers; and he is suffering.

    “You guys, I am suffering.”

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    ‘Steve this is important i really fucked up i started talking to that hot single parent i always run into at the park and we started talking about kids and he proposed a playdate for our kids and i happily agreed but i was actually talking about alpine pls send help i am having an actual existential crisis.’

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    “Sorry for rambling,” he says, cheeks earning a pretty pink tinge to them. Bucky shakes his head minutely, trying to smile but it feels like a grimace because he can’t make his brain and his body talk to each other. “I’m Steve. In case, y’know, you’d wanna talk about Burke or the woes of rhetorical criticism.”

    Steve—Steve. He’s smiling at Bucky and offering his name and Bucky is so completely swept away by love and longing that he can’t help but reply, “Yes. Please. Yes. Bucky,” like an absolute moron.
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    Or, the one where Bucky is a disabled veteran with scrambled-egg brains and an inability to make polite conversation with cute boys but Steve doesn’t mind one bit.

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    "Flowers for the gentleman?" a friendly voice asked through the open car window.

    Bucky froze, mid-annoyed response to the joke Sam cracked at his expense. Sam worked an eyebrow, leaning forward to look around Bucky at the woman. 

    "Sorry, what was that, ma'am?" Sam asked, giving her a warm smile. His fingers were still laced through Bucky's, and even through the glove the receptors in the metal could feel the warmth of the other man's hand.

    "Would you like to buy a flower for your handsome man?"

    Bucky stiffly turned his head to look at the woman, who was now holding the flowers through the window for them to see. Two pristine red roses were wrapped in a piece of blue wax paper, held right in front of Bucky's nose.

    "No, we're not-"

    "Yeah, I'll take a couple roses for my handsome man," replied Sam in a good natured tone, holding a bill out in exchange for the flowers and giving her a friendly wave

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    Bucky Barnes was in trouble. More trouble than he ever thought he could get into as a grown adult. And it was caused by two singular factors that should never have become entwined.

    One, his god-like housemate Steve Rogers, who was unfairly handsome and the perfect specimen of man in not only looks but personality - and completely out of Bucky’s league.

    Two, Bucky’s obsession with a new toy he’d purchased to fill his lonely nights (and other areas).

    But when Steve buys a new TV, suddenly these two seemingly separate parts of Bucky’s life crash together in a spectacular and obsessive way.

    Bucky soon finds himself not as in control as he thought - and that’s when things start to get interesting...

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    Clint returns from a month-long mission to find someone has been fixing up his apartment.

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    Bucky Barnes was, he hoped, a good taxi driver.

    He's so good, he actually tries to return lost property that ends up left in his car and... well. It has some unexpected consequences involving a National Icon.

    Enough said.

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