18 Works in Human Disaster Bucky Barnes

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    不諳社交的巴奇・巴恩斯老是在尷尬的狀況下遇到他那個性感的帥哥新鄰居,不過他運氣好,最後受邀到對方家裡吃晚餐。

    亦即巴奇並不曉得自己正在跟人約會。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    6,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    237
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Social disaster Bucky Barnes keeps meeting his hot new neighbor under awkward circumstances, but luckily for him he ends up being invited over for dinner.

    Or, the one where Bucky doesn't realise he's on a date.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    336
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2116
  3. Tags
    Summary

    NOTE: read Prizrak first, or you'll be pretty lost with this one.

    Life’s been good to the Avengers & Co. recently. Maybe ‘peace in our time’ wasn’t so far off, after all. Just don’t tell Tony that. He’ll either gloat or twitch. Maybe both.

    Mickey is slowly but surely getting back on her feet. Bucky’s cadets are shaping up to be an effective team. The Avengers have things pretty well under control, with a comfortably large roster and a dedicated training facility. Steve is finally starting to really feel like he has a place in this brave new world.

    This is, naturally, when they’re all reminded rather emphatically that ‘SNAFU’ still contains the word ‘normal.’

    Trapped in another timeline, another world, Bucky, Mickey, and Tripod are forced to fight for their survival. Their best chance is to stay under the radar until they find the device that can send them home - and a way to fix it. So, teaming up with the Invaders is an excellent idea, right?

    Trigger warnings in the tags, will tag chapters/sections when appropriate. Smut-free.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    147,317
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1255
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Bucky Barnes posted in Overheard at Middlebury College:

    Hello fellow students! Basically in my drunken stupor last night I came across a bicycle. Being rather intoxicated and far from home I decided the logical thing to do was ride it back. I can assure you all that both me and the bike survived this adventure and are in perfect condition!! I now however have no use for for said vehicle and have realised that someone is probably pretty upset about having lost it. Anyway, if you can correctly identify the bike’s make and colour, slide into my DMs and I promise to return it to you!! Thanks for the ride xoxo

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    369
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    1889
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Living in foster care is hard enough. Living in abusive foster homes is even worse. HYDRA experimenting on you is almost life shattering. But all that is nothing compared to the world shattering news of finding out that Steve Rogers, Captain America, The Nomad, America's former golden boy, whatever you wanted to call him, is your father.

    **Kinda takes place at the same time as Infinity War but none of the bad shit. Like they all have their Infinity War looks but the movie actually didn't happen. I just like their looks in the movie. They all look like BAMFs**

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,782
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2069
  6. Tags
    Summary

    The duct tape had already been cut. Probably because the guy hadn't checked the label until after he opened it and realized it wasn’t his. Bucky looks into the box, wondering what costume he ended up ordering. He stops.
    There are a few things that become clear to Bucky in this moment:
    1. There may be some modicum of truth to the rumor that the end unit is currently being occupied by an internationally wanted fugitive.
    2. That internationally wanted fugitive also just so happens to be Captain America.
    3. Captain fucking America is standing in his doorway right now.
    4. The most popular costume on the Party City website is a Captain America costume.
    Fuck.

    Or the one where Bucky orders a shitty Captain America costume online, and it gets sent to Steve by accident.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    295
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1861
  7. Tags
    Summary

    "Auntie," Bucky's voice is a near-whine, "you didn't tell me the world's cutest dog is here."

    The old man chuckles at the boy's words, but Bucky pays no mind as he and the dog make a beeline for each other and meet in the middle of the room. "Hello," he says in his best 'I'm talking to a dog' voice, "who are you?"

    "That's Clint," the man says, while continuing to laugh.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,513
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    733
  8. Tags
    Summary

    A particularly phlegmy sniff has Bucky’s tolerance completely snapping in half. His grip on his pen is so tight now he can feel the plastic beginning to give way. He throws it down and spins around in his seat. It bangs against the edge of the table, pulling the attention of many of Bucky’s classmates. He doesn't care, though, the only thing he’s worried about is the damn sniffer and his damn nose.

    “For the love of god, get a god damned tissue!” Bucky practically growls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    676
  9. Tags
    Summary

    This was supposed to be the spiritual successor to Upload Your Video but then I never finished it. Anyway, a lovely person on tumblr asked if I was going to be reuploading it and I found the file and so here it is. It's not going to be finished, because I actually have a real life book I have to work on now and as cool as that is, it means Bucky is never going to get to kiss Steve and find out if it's nifty to kiss someone with a split tongue (I bet it is).

    Anyway, tattoo artist skinny!Steve, human disaster Youtuber Bucky Barnes, permanent WIP, dick jokes. What more could you ask for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    670
  10. Tags
    Summary

    “His passion was music, it was the sound of his mother’s voice as she sang along to the song he played, the way the music would swell with emotion during movies, the way music could set the tone, could sound a million different ways. All of this was music. Knowing that as he did, joining band his first year of high school was an easy choice.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,522
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    907
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Bucky has four weeks of summer vacation left. He's not letting his guilty conscience over some stupid kid ruin his plans for lounging by the pool and doing absolutely nothing. Except for the part where that's exactly what he's doing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,660
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    374
    Kudos:
    542
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    7057
  12. Tags
    Summary

    When gorgeous next-door neighbor asks recluse, Bucky Barnes, to cat sit, things... do not go as expected. And nothing compares to U...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,212
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    1222
    Bookmarks:
    149
    Hits:
    9085
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Bucky Barnes is a writer. A gay erotic fiction writer to be precise. With a successful career, a questionably functioning computer, and an addiction to watching cat videos while eating Chinese food. Steve Rogers is an editor. Of many things, not least of all, Bucky Barnes gay erotic fiction. A working relationship that was working just fine for both parties. Until, after years of communicating purely via e-mail, the two men meet in person. And Bucky quickly realizes that Steve not only has a fantastic eye for detail, he's got a smile that could melt any heart, and a body any one of Bucky's fictional heroes would die to touch. A sentiment Bucky shares. So how does Bucky begin his immediate campaign to win his way into Steve's bed, and his heart? By playing to his strengths.
    In other words, by writing a new series of sex filled stories staring a muscle bound blond and a seductively enticing brunet. Any resemblance to actual persons purely intentional. If editing Bucky's steamy stories hadn't given Steve all sorts of inappropriate fantasies before, it certainly does now...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,070
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    500
    Kudos:
    1051
    Bookmarks:
    206
    Hits:
    14902
  14. Tags
    Summary

    ‘Oh please, look longer,’ Bucky drawled, ripping out a couple paper towels from the dispenser. ‘Might as well take a damn photo while you’re at it.’

    He looked up into the mirror to see that Rogers was still standing in the same place wearing that appalled expression, like he’d never seen an injury before. Something about it drained a bit of the searing anger from Bucky’s mind and he turned, raising an eyebrow.

    ‘I ain’t a zoo animal, Rogers,’ he said.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    254
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2432
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Bucky is a 6'2 hunk of man that's scared to ask a 5'2 Steve Rogers out.
    Cue Tony, Thor, Clint, Jarvis, and Wanda to try and help a fellow Winter Soldier get a boyfriend by the end of the week.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,230
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    8530
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Tony Stark and Sam Wilson placed a bet on who could get Steve a date that he'd actually like- they were not counting on a third party entry.

     

    [Or Sarah Rogers corners Bucky Barnes in Whole Foods and tries to set him up with her dad. It's cool. She totally prepared for this.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    1194
    Bookmarks:
    247
    Hits:
    12144
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Living in a skyscraper full of superheroes, Clint finds, is a lot more appealing on paper than in practice. No one trusts you and everything is always bugged, your "friends" can kill you with their pinkies, and therapists don't generally grant firing range privileges to ex-assassins-turned-spies-turned-mentally-fucked-wash-ups. Clint needs to leave, as soon as fucking possible. Thankfully, he's not the only one feeling the need for...well, literally anything other than what he has right now.

    (Or, the one where Bucky and Clint run away from the Avengers with absolutely no plan, even less mental health, and, tragically, no Oreos.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    3026
  18. Tags
    Summary

    You think you understand why they put you in a cage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    699

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit