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    Tavros Nitram's life is NOT a movie.

    After all, he moved across the country to get away from his soulmate. Now it's just him, his brother, and his best friend, Terezi. He works at a tea shop, he writes on commission... and his life just really isn't anything special at all. Not with the medical bills, his brother's second job, the loss of half of his platonic soulmate bond, and the permanent reminder that his soulmate is out there, waiting for him to come back.

    So, not a movie. It's completely and utterly boring... that is, until he meets Dirk Strider, who doesn't like his brother, has his own soulmate, and is the exact opposite of boring. He's got a family, he has a cool job, he's got his own friends, and he's a lot cooler than Tavros - and yet, happy to consider Tavros a friend... or maybe even more.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/20
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    130
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    English
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    12,245
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    8/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1192
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    John collaborates with D and Bro to give his two boyfriends and his best friend the best birthday he can manage.

    Language:
    English
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    1,393
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    Your name is Des.
    You are seventeen.
    You are in the dark, awake and alone while pain races through your body like cars in a NASCAR race.
    You are hallucinating.

    Probably.

    You've had a hard time telling, as of late.

    Language:
    English
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    1,125
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    130
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    Definition of cabrón [Spanish for: dumbass]
    adj.
    stupid; brainless.

    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 18, and a senior at SKAIA HIGH SCHOOL. You live in a house with your FATHERLY father, and your pet iguana, CASEY. You are currently having a breakdown over a pair of pants.

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    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    200
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    There was of course fences put up in place around the entire perimeter for the safety of the kids but the toes of two pairs of converse can fit so easily in the spaces between chain link.

    “Isn’t there supposed to be weird stuff in here?”

    “There will be. Just wait.”

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    4,181
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    143
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    Why? Why did he hit you? Why does he drink all the time? Why does he blame you and him for mom? Why did she have to die? Why does he yell at you and him? Why? Are we not good enough? Why does he have to cry himself too sleep? Why must you be the strong one? Why can't you have someone to cry on?

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,770
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    372
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    Things are tense between twins Dirk and Dave, so Dirk gets him and Dave fake I.D.s so they can go see Dave's favorite DJ, DJ Birdboy, playing in a club. Dave is a sexy dancer, though, and Dirk has low self control. What will happen?

    (Stridercest Week and nsfw Stridercest week day 3, title a reference to "Tipsy" by J-Kwon)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1096
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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    533
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    The adults that were killed in the game come back, as well as the sprites who were fused with alive components and didn’t make it back to the endgame platform.

    Dave’s life after the game is turned partially upside down as his sprite turns up in his home unannounced, and depressed. With some help from some other unexpected guests Dave works at understanding “himself” a little more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,638
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    476
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    Everyone is happy, everyone is alive.

    Apart from the Elder Striders. Although, when the Daves's Bro appears, Dirk is out for blood.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    845
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    681
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    Everybody came back after Sburb. Including the elder Striders.

    In other news. Hal needs a body and the Daves act like twins.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    542
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    Johnathan Christine Egbert is just a everyday normal person who just ended school for summer vacation. When walking home from school John gets trapped in a rain storm and finds a hurt Raven. Taking the raven home and healing it, what's he gonna do when not only said raven can turn human, places a claim on him, and leads him to a whole different reality where he is considered royalty? Then has to run a whole kingdom with said Raven by marriage? Did he mention that the said raven is really hot?

    First Homestuck story, please be gentle.
    I may re-title this later. >8

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,647
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    836
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    Dave doesn't survive the game. Davesprite does. When Sburb's endgame door sends the kids to a reset Earth, Davesprite finds himself restored as the Default Dave because Sburb doesn't care about anyone's survivor's guilt.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,447
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    448
    Kudos:
    999
    Bookmarks:
    254
    Hits:
    11713
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    "Well shit... What are we going to do with them? We can't raise two little kids.." I tell him, gazing at Hal and Dylan playing in the yard. "I know we can't. But we have to try. Do you not see? It's them, man. It's actually fucking them."

    It's been 5 years since SBURB ended. Earth has been restored, and everything is back to normal. Except the ones who played. Their lives are forever changed. Their guardians are gone, still, and so now each other the kids live with their counterpart; Dave and Dirk, Jane and John, Rose and Roxy, and Jade and Jake.

    It's also been 5 years since Lil Hal went berserk. Dirk made the colossal mistake of giving Hal a body. he improved and built upon himself until he was a mega machine. Hal destroyed everything, but the kids prevailed. Davesprite had been supposedly killed long before the uprising of Lil Hal.

    Now they're both back as humans, and Dirk and Dave have to raise them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    855
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    299
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    Karkat Vantas, Dirk Strider, and Rose Lalonde are all facing the same problem. The person they are practically head over heels over lives at least 100 miles away from them; but that's all alright, because they will put everything they have to make these relationships work, and one day they're going to meet. [DEALS WITH ISSUES OF ALCOHOL ABUSE AND ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED DO. NOT. READ.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,274
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    319
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    “D-Spri,” she says, now bouncing as she hugs you, her scarf flopping over your shoulder, “D-Spri, no lie, we’ve got the best flipping surprise for you-”

    “You’re in on this too?” you say, one raised eyebrow becoming two raised eyebrows; she babbles techno geek jargon at you about programs and finishes and 'we couldn’t decide on silver or gold so we went bronze' and you’re highly confused, but just go with it as she tugs you down the hall to Dirk’s room.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1443
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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    128,711
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    897
    Kudos:
    1963
    Bookmarks:
    338
    Hits:
    41212
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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER (or is it BRO?) and once upon a time, you were best friends with a boy no one else could hear.
    Your name is CROW STRIDER and being a Rogue of Doom is... you'll just go with interesting and leave it at that.
    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you really should have expected something like this to happen.

    In which an unconventional 'fairy tale' finds its way to Happily Ever After.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,005
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1586
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    You don't cry. You're a fucking Strider... You're...

    No. No, you're not a Strider. Not anymore, at least.

    No amount of touching up and covering up will make you Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,762
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    290
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    4279

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