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    Two strangers meet at a Christmas party. Neither of them got the memo that it was no longer fancy dress.

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    Aziraphale’s paws curl around Crowley’s waist, his claws resting with the barest of pressure on Crowley’s back. Tiny pinpricks against his skin that send anticipation shooting along his nerves.

    "Is this your idea?" Aziraphale asks. He sounds faintly amused.

    Crowley knows he gives a good handjob, but that’s nothing new, and not the goal here. Teasing his beast is always fun, however, and he has plenty more of that in store. He winks saucily. "No, you’ll just have to trust me."

    Crowley has plans for a long morning of teasing his monster lover, Aziraphale, but who's going to be begging who by the end?

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    “I thought,” Aziraphale said, his smile starting to shift. “That I was already excused from heavenly duties. Seeing how my last visit upstairs went,” He noted, silently thanking Crowley for stepping into that fire for him.

    “You were. But this,” He flicked the card towards Aziraphale and it swayed through the air until it rested at his feet. “Is much more than being excused. You’ve fallen,” Gabriel clarified.
    ***
    Aziraphale falls, but Hell doesn't want him any more than Heaven does. As a result, he is turned human.

    Trigger warning: the possibility of death is briefly mentioned.

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    Aziraphale Fell finds himself foisted upon a new dorm mate at University who has a notorious history of making said roommates disappear. Whether it's his loud music, need for dark, or overall sarcastic nature, Crowley always manages to run them off before they become an issue.

    But...this one seems different. His wit is sharp, and his knives aren't far behind. He may seem like an old silly, but this one may just be the wake-up call Crowley - and his motley band of ne'er-do-wells - needs.

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    25/?
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    46
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    [Immersive podfic experience] In order to have good crops, a spring & summer, every year someone is sacrificed to The God Below

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    6/26
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    Crowley is pretty sure he met a vampire. He really shouldn't get involved.... but why should he start making good life choices now?


    “Did you have a sparkly vampire poster?”

    “I was too young for that.”

    “Oh, just make me feel a million years old, why don’t you? Vampires weren’t in when you were a teen. Was it werewolves then? What DID you have a poster of, Anathema?”

    There was a mutter on the other end that sounded like it might have involved witch hunters.

    “What was that? My old man's hearing is failing.” Crowley was grinning, he rarely managed to get Anathema back on her heels like this.

    “Gotta go, bye!”

    “Hey!” but the line was dead. He really had no idea what she might be into, but maybe she was right. Maybe he was the one into vampires. Or faeries. Or just weird old men with extremely odd taste in fashion.

    What was the world even coming to? He lay there on the bed trying to sort through the conversation with Aziraphale for any more clues as to what he was but dozed off while trying to figure out what color his eyes were.

    His dreams were willing to provide MANY possibilities.

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    In order to have good crops, a spring & summer, every year someone is sacrificed to The God Below. (Hades/Persephone/A dash of beauty and the beast inspired AU.)

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    18/18
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    Теперь Кроули узнает его последний секрет. Что иногда, когда мира становится слишком много, Азирафаэль берёт острое лезвие и правит себя.
    Тем не менее он набрал знакомый номер непослушными пальцами.

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    1/1
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    Following the recommendations of a colleague at work and tempted by his own curiosity, Crowley decides to have a look at how far virtual reality has progressed.
    The experience might feel a bit more realistic than expected.

     
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    Inspired by the Ineffable Kinktober prompt Immersion and the Dead Dove Kinktober prompt Sexual Slavery

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    Anthony J. Crowley discute depuis quelques temps sur Internet avec un homme usant du pseudonyme d'Aziraphale et aujourd'hui, c'est le grand jour. Ça y est, ils vont se rencontrer. Dans une petite librairie du quartier de Soho.

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    1/1
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    Завтра придёт Кроули. И мир станет чуточку светлее.

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    1/1
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    "Maybe that's Hell's plan. Or Heaven's. Who knows? Surely someone knows that I have no chance of making it as a mortal. Kids figure this stuff out, but then kids bounce back and they're much less breakable."
    "Between the two of us, surely we can keep one body alive while we sort this out."
    “Right, because the two of us have been doing a bang up job of dealing with things.” Crowley's fingers tap on the table top, “This will be an utter disaster. We haven't a chance.”

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    Crowley has moved back to London from America, where he has just left an abusive relationship. Now they are living in Anathemas apartment in London and she has a certain bookshop-owning friend who she is eager for Crowley to meet.

    I'm not sure how long this is going to go on for but I have a storyline that I can close properly at any time, so I'm trying not to worry about dropping off the face of the earth and not completing it.

    EDIT: fuck, I dropped off the face of the earth

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    Crowley is an actor facing a case of first night nerves as the lead in Hamlet. His Dresser, Aziraphale (with whom he has been in love for a while) offers him a gentle back rub, and tells him a scarcely believable story about the play.

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    Looking for something, but not knowing what, Anthony Crowley moves to a quaint mountain town, surrounded by forest. Everything seems terribly idyllic, friendly people and a beautiful location, but there's more to the woods than meets the eye.

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    2/?
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    22
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    67
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    11
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    Crowley discovers he has a new neighbour called Aziraphale, and falls for him instantly. And the more he sees Aziraphale, hears him through the walls, and generally thinks about him, the deeper he falls for him. The trouble is, it seems he's not the only one who is interested in Aziraphale.

    Follows the lyrics of the song by Nickelback by the same name, but with a happy and clear ending.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    34
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    83
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    5
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    1323
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    Crowley's captured by vampires in a ruse to get closer to Aziraphale. A vampire unlike his own kind that might be the answer to Crowley's hope for the war.

    The way they collapse together, though, might not be what any of them had been expecting.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    349
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    44
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    2391
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    Aziraphale is on a miserable date with Gabriel, his most recent Grindr mistake, and is considering breaking things off when a sweaty musician in tight trousers appears before him, basically making the decision a snap. Aziraphale hasn't seen Crowley in a few decades, but their reunion is... passionate to say the least. Will they ever talk about why they stopped speaking in the first place? How does a stuffy bookseller go about dating a rock star?

    Prompt was 'feedback' and I, of course, thought of microphones.

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    32
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    Anathema, determined for Aziraphale to make more friends, drags him to a pottery class at a local center. It's all fun and games until the most devastating man he's ever seen walks in, dressed head to toe in black. Aziraphale can't keep his eyes- or his thoughts- on his own... piece.

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    1/1
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    98
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    When Crowley woke up and saw a stranger in his bedroom, he did the only reasonable thing. He jumped so hard he fell out of bed, and swore loudly.
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    In which human Crowley is visited by the angel Aziraphale, setting off an existential crisis and a series of events that will change Aziraphale forever.

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    7/7
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    1
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    48
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    68
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    8
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