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    Hal can confirm that androids (or, at least, Auto-Responders) do not, in fact, dream of electric sheep.

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    English
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    1,848
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    41
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    3
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    158
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    "Leave me alone, Dave. You never cared before, so I don't know why you would now."
    He drops his outstretched hand, and swallows the burning guilt washing over him like a fleet of pirates caught up in a storm. He searches desperately for a memory where it started, where he went off the deep end when he knew very well he couldn't swim. The waves crash into him and he goes down, sinking to the bottom of resentment and self-hatred.
    He tries to remember what he did.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,730
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    282
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    536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
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    2
    Hits:
    216
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,245
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1201
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    Hal suffers through watching a documentary for class, angry the entire time. He even scowls in his sleep.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    236
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    Dave had been helping Hal get acquainted with his new body. 'Touch' was still a sense Hal is getting used to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    205
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    It's really super strange to be human again, but that's okay 'cause Hal has the help of a dweeb who has a big heart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    128
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    When Lil Hal asked for a body, he didn’t mean a human body.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,613
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    301
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    But they're wrong, and you're right. This isn't going to work. None of this is going to work.

     

    You've already tried everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    271
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    he could sit in place for hours,
    doing nothing, but thinking of everything
    and crying over something

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    127
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    he sleeps in fits, and it's not a surprise when he wakes up from another dreamless period, and sometimes he wonders why he even tries

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    174
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    Hal probably should've learned how to climb down a ladder before going to sleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142
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    Callie thinks about her friendship with Hal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    731
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    83
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    "when god lets my body be

    from each brave eye shall sprout a tree
    fruit that dangles therefrom

    the purpled world will dance upon
    between my lips which did sing"
    -E. E. Cummings

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    86
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    “Hal, listen,” there was a quiet sigh and a momentary pause before orange hues met his own red, and while Dirk’s face gave away nothing, those eyes told a different story.

    A story he didn’t want to read.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,054
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    145
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    Derse and Prospit haven't been on good terms for decades. But with the crowning of new royalty, and the rising struggles of a kingdom, it may be time to set aside pride and leave superstitions behind for the sake of prosperity.

    Jake must learn that his fears are unfounded.

    Dirk must learn how to handle politics to avoid all-out war.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,213
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137
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    You are cool and collected as always, the thrill settling deep in your bones like it’s sated a hunger, a knot finally untangled; Dirk is similar, shaded eyes hooded, face impassive, but the tense set of his shoulders and the slight curl of his mouth betrays him; and Hal, Hal’s jittery and bright with a near manic grin stretching his lips, stray splatters of blood painting his face like another set of freckles, his hands tucked into his pockets so his fingers don’t shake with residual excitement.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,028
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    683
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    You never wanted to work at Starbucks, but it lead to you meeting Hal- the jackass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    235
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    Running. Burning. Where am I? Where am I going?

    I don't know.

    [Finally, something after Shadow. Direct sequel.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    477
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    148
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    “Hal Strider, you are hereby invited to an exclusive viewing of my vajayjay. Feel free to touch the artwork, maybe even stick your dick in it,” He announced, dramatically gesturing with his hand towards his vagina.

    (Or, Hal is a virgin and Davesprite offers to help. nsfw Stridercest week day 2)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,806
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1635

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