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    "Hoho, welcome aboard you two, try not to go overboard before I make one of you walk the plank though!" Beidou cackled, putting out both of her hands at the pair.

    Hu Tao immediately shook her hand, "Aiya, a fellow pun lover… I sea…"

    "Don't push it, sweet heart" Beidou deadpanned.

    Keqing rolled her eyes, nonetheless she took her new manager's other hand. How chaotic is working at a grocery store going to be anyway?

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    Due to a (drunken) miscommunication, Beidou decided to have her two new hires compete for the position of bagging girl, and somewhere along those lines gay shenanigans happen

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    A simple encounter with a ghost of centuries past sends Hu Tao on a journey with her girlfriend and two best friends to reunite the spirits of lost twins.

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    bennett: im sick of life

    chongyun: bennett entered his emo phase yall, let's die our hair black to support him

    bennett: it's 'dye' and you need to stfu. this is why xingqiu doesn't love you

    xingqiu: for your information i do love him. you dont know how it feels to love someone so i know you wouldn't understand

    bennett: i love someone

    fischl: wait really??????

    lisa: im shook

    bennett: yes, me and xingqiu's mother hook up on Thursdays

    xiangling: JESUS CHRIST

    fischl: bennett, i was so happy for you just a second ago

    bennett: you should still be happy

    fischl: ...

     

     

    Genshin Chatfic with almost no plot and my dry ass humor

     

    Updates whenever

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    Oh sweet babe of yore , remember my tender hands , my loving words and my woeful heart

    Keep me close , hold me like a locket and cherish me like a gift

    Oh sweet babe of yore , leave me to rot , lest you wish to see the true downfalls of mortal woes

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    Zhongli and Guizhong adopt an orphaned adeptus, and Venti aids in raising him. Xiao grows to befriend many, yet love few. Venti finds it hard to let go.

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    The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor specializes in funerals. Nothing more, nothing less.
    Hu Tao is an eccentric prankster. Zhongli is extremely dense.
    When a certain Harbinger enters the parlor with a proposed contract for none other than the 77th director herself, the affairs of the parlor will change drastically...

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    A Collection of Genshin Impact One-Shots, Headcannons, and Smut! (Gender Neutral Reader)
    (Please note that it is dom! reader only! i will take requests!) Also posted on Wattpad!(EtsuForgotHerThings)
    my works should only be posted up here on this account and on wattpad, they should not be posted anywhere else
    requests are currently...
    on [/]
    off [ ]

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    students suddenly go dead. scaramouche gets the blame but did he do it? can albedo save everyone? jean is going insane and everyone is a gay
    daily chapters
    (note 5/18/22 i’m working on a kazuscara fic so this might be on hold for a week maybe updates like now every 2 days instead)

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    ”If you can't reduce the effects of your yang energy, what if you sought out an evil spirit that is immune to it?"

     

    Once upon a time, Chongyun had taken Xingqiu’s words and prayed that it would come true.

     

    Chongyun thinks, chipped claymore in hand, staring at Hu Tao slumped in the monster’s hold, that the gods must be laughing down at him now.

     

     

    Chongyun goes on yet another mission to exorcise a ghost; Hu Tao tags along. Things don’t go so well.
     

     

    Or, I make em bond for like 2K words and then give them shared trauma

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    where optimist meets pessimist

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    “I said I would protect you, didn’t I? It’s a promise I’ll forever keep.”

    With the help of Captain Beidou, you leave your home country of Inazuma for many reasons. You arrive in Liyue and with the help with Ningguang and Hu Tao, you get a job at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. You meet many new friends, though the one person you find most interesting is Zhongli.

    With you getting involved with Childe and Aether, how much longer can Zhongli hide his true identity from you?

    (Reader is an Anemo Polearm user)

    TAKING SMALL BREAK, NEXT UPDATE ON MAY 27

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    all because venti didnt do his homework
    for the yantao and ganqing nation 🛐

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    The Jade Chamber was falling. And where was Ningguang? Inside the Jade Chamber of course.

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    I cannot give in to the Prince Kaeya of Khaenri'ah brainrot. Let's succumb to the Beigguang one instead!

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    What is home to children who have been forsaken by the very people who should have been protecting them?

    Tragedy strikes Venti's extended family, forcing him to take in a niece he never knew. Meanwhile, Kaeya prepares to finalize one of his favorite students' adoption. As they navigate the new homes they made for themselves, they slowly learn that families are bigger, more complicated, and more beautiful than their wildest dreams.

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    Yoimiya whooped as the two girls she had been waiting for what felt like FOREVER to see finally disembarked from the ship! Hu Tao bounced down the board, tackling Yoimiya in a hug as the two squealed incomprehensible words at each other. It had been years since Hu Tao had first come to Inazuma, assisting with a particularly tricky funeral, and had stolen Yoimiya’s heart with her silly laughs, upbeat energy, and deep understanding of how precious life was. They hadn’t seen each other since the stupid Vision Hunt Decree, and Yoimiya couldn’t wait to show her friend the new Inazuma!

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    Chongyun had no idea why she only told him. Why she went on this business venture. Why she'd always stalk and pick on him every chance she gets. Things—however, took a turn for the worse and they're now trapped in Inazuma, forced to go on the run. And Chongyun doesn't know how much longer he can take it before he cracks.

    "Hu Tao, that is an incredibly stupid idea."

    "It's not stupid if you don't try."

    "And even more so if you do."

    "If it's so stupid, why don't you follow me then?"

    Yeah right...no you're on your own in this Hu Tao.
    Or so he thought.

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    you never were very talkative throughout middleschool, you only had a few friends that youve had for a while. But that all changes when you start Sophomore year in highschool when you gain a friend who cannot stop teasing.

    this is a modern Childe x reader ua!!
    this is my first fan fic so dont be so harsh please, and enjoy!!
    ignore grammer mistakes lol

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    Instinct is the only thing keeping the small groups that hide throughout Teayvat alive.
    Survival instinct to be exact, every person out for themselves and those that remember to care are left behind in the dust.
    However this cannot go on forever and as the Undead slowly begin to chip away at the remaining survivors and certain mysteries begin to be uncovered.
    Will they learn to trust and aid those around them?
    Or will they allow themselves to be picked off one by one, drained of every last drop until humanity no longer has feet left to stand with.

    (May not be a good summary but please give it a try, I plan to update it as frequently as I can!)

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    The questions that Hu Tao asks throughout her life, and the answers that she receives.

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    Chongyun's birthday is approaching and his feelings are overwhelming him, so he decides to put a plan into action.

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    “Yanfei! You would not believe this!”

    “Is it that you’ve learned to knock?” Teased Yanfei, rolling her eyes and laying down the court briefing she had been toiling over. “‘Cause no, I would not believe that.”

    Hu Tao ignored her friend, hopping behind her and thrusting out the picture of a beautiful blonde girl wrapped in a short red kimono with a nocked bow and sunshine smile to match her ponytail.

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