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    Howard doesn’t know Vince. Not at all. Of course he knows the trivial information. He knows Vince’s favourite colour (bright pink, or magenta as Vince would always correct him). He knew Vince’s favourite song (Prince Charming by Adam and the Ants). He knew Vince’s favourite foods (strawberry laces and Parma Violets). He could endlessly list Vince’s favourite shops. But for the life of him, Howard couldn’t tell you anything about Vince that was of use for anybody.

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    Five times Howard didn’t know things about his best friend and the one time he does.

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    While Vince happily wears the label of Confuser, and whatever clothes he wants, Howard struggles to understand his own needs and feelings.
    Basically I made them sit down and talk in the aftermath of series three and the topic of the day is gender.

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    I can’t believe I’m writing this. My apologies if and when it fails. But here at least is a first chapter for the Boosh/Smow Queen crossover no one really wants, except me of course.

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    10/?
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    Howard does something brave, Vince does something braver.

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    Sir Moon actually forgot that that's what the whole point of this journey was, rescuing a French princess from the dragon or whatever. So he does what any respectable knight would do – stands up, straightens his armor, brushes the dust out of his hair. “My fair lady, I am Sir Moon from the Kingdom of Boosh. I have been sent to save you from this beast.”

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    “I thought these would look nice around your fins. You do so love to be a sparkly tit.”

     

    “You love me being a sparkly tit.”

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    It’s 1989 and Vince and Howard are best friends in high school who take the same bus home. After having Vince over for the first time, Howard decides to keep a journal.

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    self indulgent howince schmoop, set during series one

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    Waste collection isn't a glamorous job, but it's one that serious people take seriously.

    The fated bin man AU that is an extension/update of 'Before 9AM'

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    Howard was lonely and threw himself into his work, but when he meets someone special, everything changes.

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    Bodyswaaaaaaaap~ The first morning of bodyswap shenanigans before either of them has a chance to learn the rules yet. There may one day be more to follow.

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    Yeti magic is a weird trip; sometimes you get flashbacks

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    It’s got nothing to do with being stupid, no sir! It’s not not stupidity, he’s got one of the great minds of his age, it’s just that it sometimes takes him a little longer than some other people to arrive at a conclusion.

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    Set pre-series. Vince barely feels like an adult himself, and now he has to look after magically de-aged toddler Howard.

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    Alternate ending to Party. Howard and Vince wake up in bed together. They are forced to confront and navigate their feelings for each other. I'm sorry I'm not that good at summaries.

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    It’s been tense since returning from the humiliation that was the commercial, the ease in which they usually slip back into things was missing this time round and Howard felt himself constantly curl in and step lightly around Vince; trying to draw as little attention as possible.

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    Os cheques dos royalties pelo comercial continuaram chegando nos meses após a sua volta da Dinamarca.

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    Being rostered onto differing shifts means there are steady routines in place.

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    When it's cold, Vince wears flannel.

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    Um dia quando eles tinham 13 anos Vince apareceu na escola usando maquiagem.

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    Português brasileiro
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    6
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