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    Howard is a struggling journalist writing for a failing jazz magazine. Vince is a popular cabaret singer whose run out of options. What happens when they meet?

    What you would expect really.

    Language:
    English
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    9,024
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    99
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    Vince puts in place a crazy scheme to raise the profile of The Mighty Boosh. The trouble is he didn't tell Howard about it first ... How will a post-chokes Howard deal with the surprising news that he's now in a romantic relationship with his fake boyfriend, Vince? And just how far is Vince willing to take this? A finished story, with regularly posted chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,335
    Chapters:
    11/23
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    423
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    Takes place the winter following Howard's birthday party (and after the chokes). The boys do Christmas activities and gay shit ensues. Everything's okay and everyone is happy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,060
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    79
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    Howard and Vince find their way back to their old Christmas traditions. Post S3, sort of a fix-it.

    Language:
    English
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    3,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
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    Howard is a soldier stationed in Russia. Vince is a beggar in need of rescuing (but don't tell Vince that).

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    4,631
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    50
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    Howard wanders into a tea shop. Almost immediately, he is offered a job. Good thing then that he hasn't got much on.

    Language:
    English
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    1,632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    38
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    Vince wants to buy balloons. Howard realizes that they are on the wrong aisle. Or are they?

    Not my characters and no profits for me.

    Originally posted to LJ in the long ago times of 2011.

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    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    51
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    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the flat not a creature was stirring...except for an electro poof and his jazz maverick boyfriend.

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    English
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    4,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    151
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    "...as long as no one goes through that door!"
    Naboo makes a magical portal and basically everyone just goes through it. What wonders will they find on the other side? It could be anything... or it could be the IT department of an office block. We shall see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    856
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    47
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    Howard is the prince of Camden, a position he wants nothing to do with. His people don't like him because he isn't as empty-headed as them. His father wants Howard to be accepted by the people, so he hires a tailor to make a new wardrobe and a new admiration for his son.

    Howard, always defiant in his quiet ways, finds the one thing his father doesn't want: love with his tailor, Vince Noir.

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    15,984
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    108
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    Vince feels like he’s going to burst with all the things he refuses to say to Howard. He opts for kissing instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    168
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    Howard goes to visit his friend in his new flat and ends up at the wrong house. But, is it really the wrong house?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    116
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    Just something I needed to write out of my system, because sometimes the characters keep asking for something, and you have to give it to them, or you'll get no peace and can't write anything else. It's about Howard's time as Vince's slave on Xooberon, and is written as canon-compliant.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    238
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    "My perfect life is one without Howard Moon!"

    "If only..."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,967
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    111
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    When it gets hot, Howard wears Vince's shirts.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    695
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    112
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    And a few things they do...

     

    A different take on the aftermath of Howard’s return home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,515
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    677
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    Howard Moon is a 40(ahem)ish single dad with 16 year old son. He lives in a council flat, in debt, with a career in music industry that's going nowhere. One day, he finds an article about a guy who changed his career at middle age to become a pro-Dom, and decides that's as good a way to make money as what he's doing now.

    *This is a work in progress, and as such it may get edited or taken down briefly post-publish. Sorry about that.*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,235
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    575
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    In which it is the early hours of Sunday and Howard Moon finds himself in the hands of his flatmate.
    Also known as: that one time he let Vince cut his hair.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    239
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    In which Howard and Vince say goodbye to the Zooniverse, and it's all very sad.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,617
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    176
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    This is a prompt from @one-more-line over on tumblr:

    You know my FAVOURITE line from Killeroo: "He was giving you coin, you were giving him booty". I wish you'd write a fic around what happened that night. Why was Howard dancing for Fossil in the moonlight? Was he really in little blue pants? HOW DID THAT GO. And was it really Leroy that told Vince about it? Or did he just not want Howard to know that ~he~ saw it?

    It's also a retelling of Killeroo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    364

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