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    Howard goes to visit his friend in his new flat and ends up at the wrong house. But, is it really the wrong house?

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    Just something I needed to write out of my system, because sometimes the characters keep asking for something, and you have to give it to them, or you'll get no peace and can't write anything else. It's about Howard's time as Vince's slave on Xooberon, and is written as canon-compliant.

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    8
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    "My perfect life is one without Howard Moon!"

    "If only..."

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    3/3
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    4
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    6
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    56
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    When it gets hot, Howard wears Vince's shirts.

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    1/1
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    14
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    58
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    Four contestants remain in the Big Brother house. Who will get the most votes to stay in the competition? Who will make it to the final 3? (POV of Vince Noir)

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    1/?
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    And a few things they do...

     

    A different take on the aftermath of Howard’s return home.

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    11
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    30
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    3
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    529
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    Howard Moon is a 40(ahem)ish single dad with 16 year old son. He lives in a council flat, in debt, with a career in music industry that's going nowhere. One day, he finds an article about a guy who changed his career at middle age to become a pro-Dom, and decides that's as good a way to make money as what he's doing now.

    *This is a work in progress, and as such it may get edited or taken down briefly post-publish. Sorry about that.*

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    13,235
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    3/?
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    8
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    25
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    In which it is the early hours of Sunday and Howard Moon finds himself in the hands of his flatmate.
    Also known as: that one time he let Vince cut his hair.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    194
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    In which Howard and Vince say goodbye to the Zooniverse, and it's all very sad.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    14
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    121
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    This is a prompt from @one-more-line over on tumblr:

    You know my FAVOURITE line from Killeroo: "He was giving you coin, you were giving him booty". I wish you'd write a fic around what happened that night. Why was Howard dancing for Fossil in the moonlight? Was he really in little blue pants? HOW DID THAT GO. And was it really Leroy that told Vince about it? Or did he just not want Howard to know that ~he~ saw it?

    It's also a retelling of Killeroo.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    292
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    In which Howard and Vince resolve to spend the evening being nice to each other, and serve up a big bowl of warm Booshy comfort food.

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    4,195
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    161
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    Naboo is on trial for something he may or may not have done and Howard and Vince are the only ones who can testify that he didn't (probably) do it. There’s just one problem, Dennis still thinks Howard and Vince are a couple…

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    English
    Words:
    50,216
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    792
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    In which Vince keeps Howard awake, and Howard comes when he's called.

    Series
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    1,232
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    1/1
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    221
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    In which Howard and Vince go on the town, and Howard meets a lovely lady.

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    2,208
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    1/1
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    8
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    115
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    In which Vince has a nightmare, and Howard has to comfort him, with unexpected results.

    Series
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    2,545
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    297
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    Howard & Vince discuss Deatheaters and drink tea.

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    1/1
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    5
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    31
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    Howard is running Scribbulus's stationary shop in Diagon Alley. Vince returns after a Magical Safari amidst post-Dumblydore Death angst in the Wizarding world. Tea drinking and catching up ensues.

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    643
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    1/1
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    3
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    33
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    Post series three Howard and vince come to understand each other better and learn more about each other, including what it means to be The Confuser and Vince’s complicated relationship with gender.
    Basically it’s short and not much happens. It’s a slice of life for Vince and Howard.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    157
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    In which Howard insists on having a nice relaxing shower on his own, and it doesn't all go to plan.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    13
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    223
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    “Howard. You know what we should do?”

    “What?”

    “Steal a painting.”

    “No. No way. Vince, did you hit your head? We can’t steal! That’s stealing.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,032
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    107

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