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Vince comes in one night and faints into Howard's arms, he's gotten into trouble and it's up to Howard to take care of him. Nothing is easier than caring for someone you love
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if you wanted the moon (i would give you my heart) by raggety
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
09 Jun 2021
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Vince Noir, a confident, sexually experienced student, meets a shy, lonely supply teacher named Howard Moon at a sixth form college in South London. One thinks he will never fall in love. The other believes he is incapable of being loved. They're both wrong.
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The Growing Pains of Howard Moon by A_Little_Boosh_Maid for BobSkeleton, gingersheeps
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), Adrian Mole Series - Sue Townsend
08 Jun 2021
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Howard Moon is growing up in the early 1980s, but being Howard, the process of maturing is an an almost constantly painful one. Take in Howard's troubles, tragedies, torments, terrors and occasional triumphs as he tentatively navigates the treacherous waters of teenagerdom.
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- Part 2 of The Diary of Howard Moon
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Howard Moon wants to try his hand at photography.
Flowers and nature's great, but there's something/someone else catching his eye...
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Post 'The Chokes'
Howard comforts a heart broken Vince after months of them not talking to each other.
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It’s a tight squeeze for four people, but it’s fine. Howard can’t get any closer to the wall than he already is, and all three of his seatmates are slim enough so as not to matter. Besides, they won’t be here long at all. It’ll be off into the night for Vince and the others soon.
That’s why it’s so mystifying when Vince picks himself up and squirms right into Howard’s lap.
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- Part 2 of No Scenes All Aftercare
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Howard is tired of being forgotten
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Old Gregg enlists the help of his father to lure Howard Moon to New Orleans and his new home, the Black Swamp.
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70s datenight at the local bar goes very well
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No Scenes All Aftercare by louciferish for EarthSorceress
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
06 May 2021
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After he’s splashed water on his fake and dragged the comb through his mane, breaking some of the product stiffness (and breaking a few teeth from yet another comb), Vince turns to untie the belt on his kimono, and Howard averts his eyes to the floor.
Nothing he hasn’t seen before, of course, but it never feels right to look on these nights. He waits until he hears the slip of water lapping at the rim of the tub, followed by Vince’s tell-tale sigh when the water climbs his chest. Then, Howard slips off the toilet and turns, sitting on the bathmat with his back pressed to the cold porcelain edge of their clawfoot tub.
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- Part 1 of No Scenes All Aftercare
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Howard and Vince are roped into a space adventure that so rudely interrupts their romantic evening and fall even more in love in the process
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sometimes it's hard for vince to give their attention wholely and it frustrates them to no end sometimes.
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Vince was raised in an untraditional situation. Instead of parents, he had a famous caregiver who delegated most of his parenting duties to Leopards, Tigers, and various other jungle creatures. He is a product of his environment. Naturally, when he moves to human society and meets Howard? One of the strangest, yet strongest, friendships you'll ever hope to imagine is born.
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Howard Moon goes to the mall intending to pick up a cassette tape. Somehow, he ends up picking up a young mall Goth instead.
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Enterprising Young Shaman by blackmountainbones, BobSkeleton
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
01 May 2021
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Naboo and the rest of the Shaman Council compete on So You Think You Can Pull Yourself Up by Your Bootstraps?, a Xooberonian reality television show where contestants compete to see who can survive on minimum wage. Assigned to work in fast food, Naboo shows up for his first day at Good Burger. Breaks are fifteen minutes, overtime is mandatory, and the management is deranged. How will Naboo make it through?
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It's not living if it's not with you.
When Howard keeps making excuses to get out of town, Vince decides the only way for them to spend time together again is to get inside of his brain. It turns out someone else beat him to it.
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Howard Moon Colon Explorer
gets lostventures out into the jungle in search of fame and fortune. When his path collides with Vince, a boy raised by wild animals who speaks their languageinexplicably with a South London accent, Howard is certain this will be his ticket to the cover of Global Explorer.Take that, Dixon Bainbridge.Now, Howard just has to persuade his new
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Howard likes to talk to his plants about his problems, and sometimes Vince overhears but this time it's about him.
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I'll love you (with all the madness in my soul) by thebooshisloose
Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)
02 Apr 2021
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(Working title. I'll think of something more suitable at some point. For now, have some Springsteen lyrics)
“Howard.” said Vince, in a voice that seemed to be made of breaths snatched between sobs. “Something’s happened.”
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Vince is alright with Howard being gone until he isn't and then he really isn't