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    Summary

    Expect no fiction, no story, no logic.

    This is no work. It's just a compilation of small things.

    I've been a roleplay writer for around ten years now and as such I have accounts on Tumblr and Twitter and I also own a roleplay forum on proboards. This serves the only purpose of listing all of my current muses and providing several samples of my writing as them.

    So pretty much you'll be reading stuff such as starters or replies that I've wrote to some of my writing partners.

    At the begging of each 'chapter' I'll be providing a little bit of context to the scenario revolving around that sample.

    At any moment if you wish to have more information about where those threads are playing themselves out, please contact me and I'll gladly provide you the link so you can read the whole thing between me and said writing partners as most of these works are usually public.

    And in case you're wondering, Malachai Hemet is my writer alias as Hemet is my writer tag.

    Happy readings!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    2
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    304
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    Summary

    When Namjoon and Seokjin get engaged, Yoongi feels his own love clock is running out of time, pushing him to embark on a clumsy journey to find his future mate.

    OR

    In the year 2044, Yoongi decides to tell his kids, Beomgyu and Kai, the story of how he met their mother.

    Series
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    English
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    82,979
    Chapters:
    16/22
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1234
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    Summary

    These are a series of Oneshot stories based around Barney & Robin's relationship through the series and after they get married, these are also alternate scenarios during the series and after.

    Language:
    English
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    377,033
    Chapters:
    83/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    3728
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    Summary

    "Ted, all you need to time travel is a cool car and a lab coat. Lucky for you, I've got both." Or, Barney and Ted go back in time to fix the finale.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    111
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    Summary

    Last season spoilers.

    One sight of a girl under an umbrella and Ted throws away his plans of moving to Chicago.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    21
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    Summary

    This was one of those write a tiny ficlet for different genres of fiction; crack, angst etc. The first one allowed a couple of sentences, the others had to be 15 words max. Some of the fandoms are only here as tiny crossovers.

    Language:
    English
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    1,621
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    1184
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    Summary

    It's the first day of college and you think your teacher is pretty cute.

    Language:
    English
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    774
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    21
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    Summary

    ted learns ukulele so he can visit tracy and sing to her.

    Language:
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    Words:
    288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
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    Summary

    selfship writings of various lengths!! mostly himym and marvel

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    129
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    19
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    Summary

    Robin learns a secret that Barney has been keeping for months, and it changes her life in a way she didn’t expect. Set in 2020, fix it finale!

    This was written Pre-Coronavirus!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,531
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1799
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    Summary

    Someone -ok, who am I kidding?- Barney challenged himself to kiss another man, and he sees this as the best shot he'll have to see if a little someone -yes, Ted- feels the same as he does.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,616
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    440
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    6022
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    Summary

    “Everything I’ve done since I broke up with Quinn has been…a cry for help.”

    What if Barney wasn't telling them everything?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    166
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    Summary

    Barney knows that he and Robin are not the kind of couple that are built to last.

    Episode tag S7E10 'Tick Tick Tick'

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,041
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    156
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    Summary

    She’s not sure that’s what she wants to hear, so she says nothing, only nods once and lets Barney keep holding her. Because, whatever is going on right now - between them - won’t be fixed today. Maybe not even tomorrow, but maybe eventually.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    101
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    Summary

    A brief look at 6x14 'Last Words' from Barney's perspective

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    838
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Summary

    Aka Barney Stinson has a heart (and it's ten shades of broken)

     

    Follow up to 5x17 'Of Course'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    192
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    Summary

    ONE-SHOT:

    It's been 5 months of fake dating, but Barney can't do it anymore. He has to tell Robin the truth

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    524
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    124
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    Summary

    aka Barney Stinson through the ages

    Four times Barney was insulted and did nothing, and the one time he did something

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,503
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    168
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    Summary

    Warning: I've never seen How I Met Your Mother. This is part of a challenge a friend and I took wherein we would each write about a piece of media that neither of us had any experience or exposure to. This isn't about meeting mothers or likely anything about what the show is actually like. It's just some friends at a bar doing some challenge they don't fully understand. Wonder where I got that from.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    805
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    25
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    Summary

    dollsome's summary:

    Set after "Natural History." In which Barney is sad, Robin is awesome, and being with her makes it kind of easy to stop being sad and be awesome instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    72

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