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    Schmidt enlists Nadia's help when he struggles to come up with a Christmas gift for Nando. But things get tricky when Jenny is admitted to the hospital with a mysterious illness.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    132
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    Schmidt and Nando are hired to solve a case that involves e-girls, YouTube stars, ancient Egyptian artifacts, wacky hijinks, and Watson the Knife Dog. There may even be kissing. For Schmando, their latest case will be a, how do you say, *knife* changing experience.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    107
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    Beyond being devastatingly good-looking, Schmidt was a really wonderful friend and a good person, and Nando would be heartbroken if they lost each other. And if they lost each other, eventually they’d lose Hot Guy PI, and then Nando would have to – what? Go back to life as it was before? No way. There was no going back.

    So he had been avoiding Schmidt lately, is the point, and it was 9:33 on the morning of his birthday, and he already felt like crying. Cool.

     

    schmidt helps nando celebrate his birthday

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    169
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    when they hired a new guy at the coffee shop where nando works, he expected to find himself working with him, maybe training him, potentially even becoming friends with him, if things went well - not whatever the fuck this is.

    this is an enemies to lovers reincarnation coffee shop au. i love to make things complicated for myself

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    571
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    Schmidt doesn’t enter his sophomore year of college intending to start a rivalry or a romance. It just sort of happens.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    123
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    How do you tell your crush you want to kiss them? That's the question Schmidt and Nando are left with after Schmidt chickened out of kissing Nando on New Years. Maybe, with a little help from Jenny and Daniella, they will be able to fulfil their new year's resolutions. Maybe.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    274
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    Nando and Schmidt have been in the P.I. business for a few months and while tackling new cases gets easier, managing a life outside of work on the other hand is anything but.
    Join Nando as he navigates being a dad and trying to figure out whatever Schmidt and his relationship is.
    Welcome to my completely self-indulgent Schmando fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,595
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    299
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    Nadia and Schmidt have a heart-to-heart about how emotions are hard, and Nando is hopelessly pining.

    Or, alternatively: "If you don't make him my dad, I will" - Nadia Sy 2k21

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    427
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    When Schmidt's car breaks down in the middle of a blizzard, he finds himself stuck in a small town in the middle of nowhere, New York. Unfortunately for him, he is a gay disaster.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    363
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    On February 14, 2021, twitter's very own Cam "Gayfee" Lavagay asked "where are the schmalentines day fics people???? every day we move farther from the guiding light of schmando. make em kiss chop chop"

    So Julian (TulePubPirate) and Jamie (existentialhomosexual) wrote this collection of Schmando love poems.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    215
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    "Even through the worn leather of his ever-present gloves, the gentle heat radiating from Schmidt was enough to keep Nando comfortable despite the wintry bite of the wind. The dreary northeast weather had dumped several inches of snow earlier in the week, so the roads were covered in gray slush hellbent on soaking everyone’s socks, no matter how waterproof their shoes were.

    But neither Schmidt nor Nando noticed."

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Hits:
    169
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    Schmidt's never been introduced to a partner's family before. He's never felt that anxiety, never felt that specific brand of worry - except Nando is looking at him and Nando 100% just asked him to come to Daniella's apartment for dinner and oh no, oh God, what has Schmidt gotten himself into?

    (or: i tried to write a schmando story and ended up writing a love letter to non-romantic love)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    464
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    When Nadia isn't able to make it home for Christmas, who will be there to help Nando keep the Christmas Spirit alive? It's Schmidt.

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    270
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    “So, how’d you know?”

    “Hmm? Know what?”

    “How’d you know she was the one?”

    (In which Schmidt has a crush. Or at least, he thinks he might. He really doesn't know.)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    58
    Hits:
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    "They’re just sitting together in Schmidt’s apartment. Getting ready for movie night. They’ve done it plenty of times before, Schmidt reminds himself. Just sitting. He can do that. 

    Though, this is the first time they’ve done it as boyfriends."

    Schmidt panics. Nando helps him. They hold hands. The end.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    293
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    A retelling of Howl's Moving Castle with our resident lovable idiots of Hot Guy P.I.
    i.e., Karina tweeted a drawing of Schmando as Howl and Sofie from Howl's Moving Castle, I commented on it, she liked it, and now here we are. I'm committed, babyyyy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,423
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    199
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    Nando passes out on the couch. Schmidt has a mini-crisis.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    71
    Hits:
    316
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    Romeo Fernando Sy is a lot of things to a lot of people. He’s a driver, an impromptu therapist, a tour guide, and a dad. Nando also has a secret: he moonlights as the masked vigilante with super-strength, The Tiger. But when he teams up with investigative journalist Schmidt to take down the pharmaceutical company Jilead Inc., Nando wonders how long he can manage to keep all these parts of his life separate and the people he cares for safe.

    Language:
    English
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    9,632
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    34
    Hits:
    258
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    “Don’t you think this might just be a case a little too tall for us to take on?”
    What do you mean?” Schmidt asked.
    “Schmidt, it’s a missing person’s case, shouldn’t the police be handling this?”
    “Doesn’t a person have to be missing for 72 hours before you’re allowed to call it in as a missing person’s case?”
    "What, no, that’s a myth. I think.”
    “Oh!” Schmidt said, brightly. “That’s neat. That’s good to know for if I ever go missing.”
    Nando doesn’t really know what to do with that, so he says nothing.

    “These are the worst undercover cops I’ve ever seen.”

    Schmidt and Nando think they're taking on an -- admittedly more difficult than usual -- case, but since when would the FBI get involved with anything that they're investigating?

    (This is @gayfee's fault.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,303
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    315
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    Nando and Schmidt are out looking for their beloved knife dog and run into a few interesting characters along the way.

    The crossover fic no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    557

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