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    On February 14, 2021, twitter's very own Cam "Gayfee" Lavagay asked "where are the schmalentines day fics people???? every day we move farther from the guiding light of schmando. make em kiss chop chop"

    So Julian (TulePubPirate) and Jamie (existentialhomosexual) wrote this collection of Schmando love poems.

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    English
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    1,211
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    75
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    "Even through the worn leather of his ever-present gloves, the gentle heat radiating from Schmidt was enough to keep Nando comfortable despite the wintry bite of the wind. The dreary northeast weather had dumped several inches of snow earlier in the week, so the roads were covered in gray slush hellbent on soaking everyone’s socks, no matter how waterproof their shoes were.

    But neither Schmidt nor Nando noticed."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    34
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    Schmidt's never been introduced to a partner's family before. He's never felt that anxiety, never felt that specific brand of worry - except Nando is looking at him and Nando 100% just asked him to come to Daniella's apartment for dinner and oh no, oh God, what has Schmidt gotten himself into?

    (or: i tried to write a schmando story and ended up writing a love letter to non-romantic love)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    266
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    When Nadia isn't able to make it home for Christmas, who will be there to help Nando keep the Christmas Spirit alive? It's Schmidt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,633
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    79
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    “So, how’d you know?”

    “Hmm? Know what?”

    “How’d you know she was the one?”

    (In which Schmidt has a crush. Or at least, he thinks he might. He really doesn't know.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,935
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    191
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    "They’re just sitting together in Schmidt’s apartment. Getting ready for movie night. They’ve done it plenty of times before, Schmidt reminds himself. Just sitting. He can do that. 

    Though, this is the first time they’ve done it as boyfriends."

    Schmidt panics. Nando helps him. They hold hands. The end.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    880
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142
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    A retelling of Howl's Moving Castle with our resident lovable idiots of Hot Guy P.I.
    i.e., Karina tweeted a drawing of Schmando as Howl and Sofie from Howl's Moving Castle, I commented on it, she liked it, and now here we are. I'm committed, babyyyy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,423
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    85
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    Nando passes out on the couch. Schmidt has a mini-crisis.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    131
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    Romeo Fernando Sy is a lot of things to a lot of people. He’s a driver, an impromptu therapist, a tour guide, and a dad. Nando also has a secret: he moonlights as the masked vigilante with super-strength, The Tiger. But when he teams up with investigative journalist Schmidt to take down the pharmaceutical company Jilead Inc., Nando wonders how long he can manage to keep all these parts of his life separate and the people he cares for safe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,632
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    168
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    “Don’t you think this might just be a case a little too tall for us to take on?”
    What do you mean?” Schmidt asked.
    “Schmidt, it’s a missing person’s case, shouldn’t the police be handling this?”
    “Doesn’t a person have to be missing for 72 hours before you’re allowed to call it in as a missing person’s case?”
    "What, no, that’s a myth. I think.”
    “Oh!” Schmidt said, brightly. “That’s neat. That’s good to know for if I ever go missing.”
    Nando doesn’t really know what to do with that, so he says nothing.

    “These are the worst undercover cops I’ve ever seen.”

    Schmidt and Nando think they're taking on an -- admittedly more difficult than usual -- case, but since when would the FBI get involved with anything that they're investigating?

    (This is @gayfee's fault.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,303
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    201
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    Nando and Schmidt are out looking for their beloved knife dog and run into a few interesting characters along the way.

    The crossover fic no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    200
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    Nando and Schmidt have been in the P.I. business for a few months and while tackling new cases gets easier, managing a life outside of work on the other hand is anything but.
    Join Nando as he navigates being a dad and trying to figure out whatever Schmidt and his relationship is.
    Welcome to my completely self-indulgent Schmando fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,223
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    100
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    When Schmidt is invited to his sister's wedding, the tentative balance of he and Nando's relationship is shaken. For better or worse?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,872
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    287
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    Look, it’s not that Nando couldn’t have figured it out. What with the skin like ash, the limited eating, the long sleeves and wide hats. Not to mention the whole ethereal beauty thing. It just...didn’t seem super polite to assume.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    244
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    The inherent homoeroticism of dressing up for a fancy party with your best friend, among other things, to maintain appearances, if nothing else...

    (Have you ever been held? Have you ever held someone? What is the smallest of touches, but the smallest pieces of safety we can give one another, and to ourselves?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,913
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    652
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    "Schmidt knows it’s not a big deal, that it’s nothing drastic. Nothing worth making a fuss over. Like mediocre WiFi, enough to make the page load at a persistent crawl. Worthy of a grumble, nothing more. Connection issues. Refresh, refresh, refresh. Try again."

    A story about mysteries, friendship, and things not yet said.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,811
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    291
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    There were three unique facts Nando knew about Schmidt.

    A simple Hot Guy P.I. fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,377
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    311
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    Fernando is a simple PI, working low pay and low stakes cases that he's fine with. His daughter says he's the most boring PI ever and he thanks her. Then a handsome stranger comes in with a case that's much bigger than Fernando initially guessed. Has he bit off more than he can chew? And what's with this Schmidt guy?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,322
    Chapters:
    2/18
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    208
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    Schmidt is having trouble focusing on brainstorming ideas for Hot Guy P.I.'s new logo because of a certain Youtuber-looking guy with a pension for attracting knives, and his unsweetened Chamango boba tea is not helping him through this process.

    Or

    Schmidt thinks about Nando while drinking tea and how their relationship might relate to his asexual nature.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    274
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    Nando's ex-wife is getting married, and there's no way he's going to the wedding alone. Enter: Schmidt.

    (Rated kind of between T and M? For sexual references. Let me know if I should change the rating to T.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,708
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    1886

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