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    Sometimes you meet people in pretty unpredictable ways. Sometimes it's the best thing to ever happen to you. KisaIta.

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    11/?
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    Matatabi cleared her throat.
    “It goes like this- savvy, sage, high sage, god. In some clans- there are people born a savvy, rather than becoming one through training. The born savvy of the uzumaki clan all have red hair. The born savvy of the hoshigaki clan are born as twins- one devours the other in the womb. The born savvy of the hyuuga clan all have seals on their foreheads, and are born less and less. The born savvy in the uchiha clan is always the oldest sibling. Either they keep that power- perhaps becoming sages- or their sibling takes that power for themselves.”

    AU in which nothing goes to plan

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    3/?
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    Itachi is getting weaker all the time as he and Kisame race towards Itachi's final battle with Sasuke.

    Unfortunately, their plans hit a nasty snarl thanks to some Hunter nin, the bad news they bring, and the plans they have for the two Akatsuki.

    Kisame watches Itachi's own plans unravel.

    Again.

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    20/?
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    51
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    9
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    "I suppose they're hoping for rain, eh, Itachi-san?" Kisame pulled a dead leaf off of a sickly looking branch. Dry weather was something he'd never conceptualize.

    Itachi didn't respond, but Kisame was well-versed in carrying on a one-sided conversation.

    "It doesn't smell much like rain, and I have a rather refined sense for that sort of thing. No, I don't think it's going to rain for some time now."

    "Maybe it will."

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    1/1
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    She wakes up in a massacre, drool and blood dripping down the front of her shirt as she stares emptily at the two dead bodies before her.

    A part of her mind is screaming, howling at the memories of countless deaths carved into it and the burning betrayal of his brother.

    The other is sobbing hysterically at the memory of hands that took and took until there wasn’t anything left to take.

    -

    It takes her months to come to terms with the fact that she’s not dead but alive and trapped in the body of a six-year-old little boy whose brother had massacred his entire family. She feels disconnected from the world she's awaken in, where children are being taught to kill and she's living in the same house the boy saw his family be slaughtered and no one seems to care.

    Being reborn isn't fun.

    Being reborn as Uchiha Sasuke is a mess and a half.

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    24/?
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    Itachi closed his eyes and for a second, the sound of the water lapping against the shore and the leaves rustling gently in the trees filled his mind completely, erasing the worry and pain and guilt that wore down on him every day, every minute, every second of his life. For a brief moment he was in Konoha again, sitting on the veranda of his house with the sun gently warming his face. But footsteps approaching behind him broke the spell, and he was again forced to admit that he was Itachi of the Akatsuki. Konoha was far behind him, and the love in Sasuke’s eyes was only a distant memory.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    1
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    Itachi was a missing nin and a traitor to Konoha. That was not to say he did not still see it as his home.

    Or: Itachi slips up in his role as enemy of Konoha when Team 8 gets separated from their jōnin teacher. Kisame pretends like he doesn’t know exactly what’s going on.

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    1/1
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    240
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    43
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    What would it be like, to have no chakra at all? What would it be like to belong to a family without such high expectations and such a crushing weight upon their shoulders?

    What would it be like to not wake up in the middle of the night, wondering why his four-year-old hands weren’t covered in blood?

    (there's no point flogging a dead horse, but sometimes it's cathartic enough to not matter anyway)

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    1/1
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    6
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    2
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    While on a mission, Naruto bumps into his former teammate. Just when he plots on bringing back the Uchiha back to the Leaf in his state, he ends up getting held against his will by Sasuke and Kisame. He soon finds out that it's not so bad. Kisame x Sasuke x Naruto relationship

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    Itachi was not always Itachi.
    It doesn't really matter in the end, though.

    (...But...

    ...Does it?)

    A very intense Self-Insert!Itachi fic

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
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    36
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    Itachi suffers Kisame doing THE PRINCESS BRIDE as a one-man show. Literally the most self-indulgent ficlet I've made outside of RPs, and it's all thanks to a brief, vivid daydream and Tumblr.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    It was like fighting to keep your head above water; the undertow threatening to drag you down, the waves beating against you relentlessly.

    It's the principal of drowning; the sweet temptation of giving in, the release of letting the water carry you away.

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    "My name is Haku," the boy says, in the tonelessly even voice of an ANBU pushed too far over the edge. "My master Zabuza sent me to you, Kisame-san." His eyes flicker over Kisame's shoulder, barely a token effort made at pretending he's present. There is a blankness to him, an all-too-familiar hollowness that Itachi recognizes.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    The Uchiha Clan are the descendants of crash-landed Vulcans.

    Two words: pon farr.

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    100
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    "What's Hogwarts like?" Sasuke asks. "You've asked that question already." Itachi laughs."I know, but you might remember something you forgot the other times." The boy replies. At the time, he failed to realize something very important. It didn't matter whether you came from a Muggle or Magic Family, Hogwarts was truly a different world. The Sorting Hat always made sure of that!

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    Chapters:
    26/26
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    8
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    32
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    The Uchiha's reign left the nation of Fire greatly divided.

    Years of rioting and unrest lead to rebellion, which only lead to further conflicts. Now, with the remaining rebels laying dormant throughout the hinterlands, Revolution seems to have come to a standstill.

    That is, until the Uchiha's youngest heir disappears.

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    7/?
    Comments:
    31
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    81
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    12
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    Itachi is a sixteen-year-old demisexual virgin trying to seduce an older man by talking at him… threateningly. Somehow this leads to an epiphany: he is one of the most powerful ninja in the world.

    Oddly, this has not occurred to him before.

    Now, who was it that made threats toward his little brother?

    *cracks knuckles*

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    333
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3504
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    For most nukenin friendship is a laughable memory from their past. For these two it is something so natural that they didn’t even notice it was there until it was rooted too deeply.

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    566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    336
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3184
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    Sometimes the hardest battle isn’t enough to change a heart, sometimes all the war and blood in the world isn’t enough to shift a single destiny.
    Sometimes a simple touch is enough to break down the strongest of barriers, sometimes a single word is enough to make the world quake.
    Sometimes the most reaching of changes comes in the form of a little boy sad enough, strong enough, and kind enough to make friends with a monster.
    Sometimes one change makes waves.

     

    Naruto has been hearing the rumbling growl in the back of his head for as long as he can remember. He’s seven when he tries to talk to it for the first time. He’s the dead last, the failure at everything, so he doesn’t actually expect to succeed.
    And when he’s suddenly standing, knee deep in murky water and face to face with a demon, he has no idea what to expect.
    As it turns out, the world could use something unexpected. 

    In which Naruto discovers the real meaning of the word monster, Sasuke discovers power and strength and learns the difference between them, and Sakura discovers that being herself is not as selfish as she thought.
    Where Kakashi learns to fight again for what he loves, and Obito never stopped.

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    Words:
    187,267
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3566
    Kudos:
    11166
    Bookmarks:
    3607
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    When Kisame joined the Akatsuki, he didn't expect that his reward for having Madara's trust was to be partnered with a TEENAGER. What did he do to deserve this!?

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    4,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
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