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    Itachi was not always Itachi.
    It doesn't really matter in the end, though.

    (...But...

    ...Does it?)

    A Self-Insert!Itachi fic

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    3/4
    Comments:
    1
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    68
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    17
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    812
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    She wakes up in a massacre, drool and blood dripping down the front of her shirt as she stares emptily at the two dead bodies before her.

    A part of her mind is screaming, howling at the memories of countless deaths carved into it and the burning betrayal of his brother.

    The other is sobbing hysterically at the memory of hands that took and took until there wasn’t anything left to take.

    -

    It takes her months to come to terms with the fact that she’s not dead but alive and trapped in the body of a six year old little boy whose brother had massacred his entire family. She feels disconnected from the world she's awaken in, where children are being taught to kill and she's living in the same house the boy saw his family be slaughtered and no one seems to care.

    Being reborn isn't fun.

    Being reborn as Uchiha Sasuke is a mess and a half.

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    English
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    90,687
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    579
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    1041
    Bookmarks:
    409
    Hits:
    17273
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    Itachi suffers Kisame doing THE PRINCESS BRIDE as a one-man show. Literally the most self-indulgent ficlet I've made outside of RPs, and it's all thanks to a brief, vivid daydream and Tumblr.

    Language:
    English
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    1,614
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    101
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    While on a mission, Naruto bumps into his former teammate. Just when he plots on bringing back the Uchiha back to the Leaf in his state, he ends up getting held against his will by Sasuke and Kisame. He soon finds out that it's not so bad. Kisame x Sasuke x Naruto relationship

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    English
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    21,510
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2439
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    It was like fighting to keep your head above water; the undertow threatening to drag you down, the waves beating against you relentlessly.

    It's the principal of drowning; the sweet temptation of giving in, the release of letting the water carry you away.

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    5,313
    Chapters:
    1/3
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    1
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    2
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    43
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    "My name is Haku," the boy says, in the tonelessly even voice of an ANBU pushed too far over the edge. "My master Zabuza sent me to you, Kisame-san." His eyes flicker over Kisame's shoulder, barely a token effort made at pretending he's present. There is a blankness to him, an all-too-familiar hollowness that Itachi recognizes.

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    1,122
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    248
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    Itachi is getting weaker all the time as he and Kisame race towards Itachi's final battle with Sasuke.

    Unfortunately, their plans hit a nasty snarl thanks to some Hunter nin, the bad news they bring, and the plans they have for the two Akatsuki.

    Kisame watches Itachi's own plans unravel.

    Again.

    Language:
    English
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    26,439
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1232
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    The Uchiha Clan are the descendants of crash-landed Vulcans.

    Two words: pon farr.

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    13,172
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    1908
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    "What's Hogwarts like?" Sasuke asks. "You've asked that question already." Itachi laughs."I know, but you might remember something you forgot the other times." The boy replies. At the time, he failed to realize something very important. It didn't matter whether you came from a Muggle or Magic Family, Hogwarts was truly a different world. The Sorting Hat always made sure of that!

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    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    8
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    774
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    The Uchiha's reign left the nation of Fire greatly divided.

    Years of rioting and unrest lead to rebellion, which only lead to further conflicts. Now, with the remaining rebels laying dormant throughout the hinterlands, Revolution seems to have come to a standstill.

    That is, until the Uchiha's youngest heir disappears.

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    English
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    33,694
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1293
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    Itachi is a sixteen-year-old demisexual virgin trying to seduce an older man by talking at him… threateningly. Somehow this leads to an epiphany: he is one of the most powerful ninja in the world.

    Oddly, this has not occurred to him before.

    Now, who was it that made threats toward his little brother?

    *cracks knuckles*

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1643
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    For most nukenin friendship is a laughable memory from their past. For these two it is something so natural that they didn’t even notice it was there until it was rooted too deeply.

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    English
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    566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1865
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    Sometimes the hardest battle isn’t enough to change a heart, sometimes all the war and blood in the world isn’t enough to shift a single destiny.
    Sometimes a simple touch is enough to break down the strongest of barriers, sometimes a single word is enough to make the world quake.
    Sometimes the most reaching of changes comes in the form of a little boy sad enough, strong enough, and kind enough to make friends with a monster.
    Sometimes one change makes waves.

     

    Naruto has been hearing the rumbling growl in the back of his head for as long as he can remember. He’s seven when he tries to talk to it for the first time. He’s the dead last, the failure at everything, so he doesn’t actually expect to succeed.
    And when he’s suddenly standing, knee deep in murky water and face to face with a demon, he has no idea what to expect.
    As it turns out, the world could use something unexpected. 

    In which Naruto discovers the real meaning of the word monster, Sasuke discovers power and strength and learns the difference between them, and Sakura discovers that being herself is not as selfish as she thought.
    Where Kakashi learns to fight again for what he loves, and Obito never stopped.

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    187,267
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    3346
    Kudos:
    9865
    Bookmarks:
    2998
    Hits:
    202785
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    When Kisame joined the Akatsuki, he didn't expect that his reward for having Madara's trust was to be partnered with a TEENAGER. What did he do to deserve this!?

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    4,400
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    290
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    Itachi was fine with his plain life. He was free to be an introvert and more importantly admire Kisame from afar, but all that changes when he finds that dog. He just had to find it?

    (re-upload after a request from tumblr.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    401
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    Deidara and Hidan are invited to Yahiko, Konan, and Nagato's house for drinks, pizza, and video games. Mario Kart becomes a little more competitive than it should. Hidan snores. Deidara doesn't take any of it well. College AU.

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    1,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    320
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    Sasuke wants to get married to his boyfriend, Kisame, but everyone thinks he's is being controlled the Akatsuki to lure in Naruto because of the nine-tails. Meanwhile Itachi is worried about his partner and brother's wedding night. Contains KisaSasu and that's pretty much it.

    Language:
    English
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    9,403
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    690
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    AU Kakuzu/Hidan set against the tempestuous backdrop of the London art scene. Kakuzu is an investment banker with an extensive art collection and a difficult past; Hidan is a notorious life model unwillingly moving into the world of fashion.

    They take to each other inexplicably and immediately, but can they keep it together as their friends' relationships deteriorate around them and Hidan just can't seem to stay out of trouble?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    156,050
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2126
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    Itachi Uchiha is running out of time.

    If there's one thing Kisame is sure of, it's that he's going to save Itachi, whatever it takes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,603
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1001
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    What really goes bump in the night? Are those fireflies fluttering between the branches of those trees? Or could it be a predator keeping an eye on it's latest meal?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    156,351
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    404
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    9769

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