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    The day had been going as normal as was expected for the Goon Squad. A quiet start with tea, coffee, and toast. Followed of course by a world threatening event by some idiot who had happened to get their hands on an actual magic book and, rather destroy the cursed thing after discovering it contained world destroying power, put into motion a plan that would grant them great power at the small price of ever living soul in the greater Manchester area.

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    Now that he's properly alive again, Horst has his priorities in order.

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    “Remind me why we’re doing this, again?”

    “Because I don’t really want to know what the sentence payments, but not in blood entails, Johannes.”

    That, thought Johannes Cabal (known until this point as a necromancer of some little infamy) was a fair point, and he had to give it to his brother. And, admittedly, it was a tiny bit heartwarming that he’d worry about Cabal paying for something in any other currency than money, even if this particular currency wouldn’t have been anything such as his soul.

    That said, Horst’s alternative to rebuilding his, no, their house, had sounded absolutely idiotic then and was proving itself to be even more idiotic now, and Cabal really had no clue of why did he actually say yes.

    Or: in which the Cabal brothers quite literally rebuild their poor burned down house from the ground up and Johannes Cabal figures things out along the way with substantial external help.

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    11
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    Johannes and Horst make a brief detour to Russia.

    (A pastiche/fusion of Gogol's Dead Souls, set in the early chapters of Johannes Cabal: Necromancer. Will probably make minimal sense if you haven't read both books, but I encourage you to give it a try anyway.)

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    Horst Cabal was aware of two things in the moment he saw Devlin Alsager for the first time. The first was that he absolutely wanted to shag him, and the second was that he wanted to tear his throat out.

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    3
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    Johannes' bet with Satan is going relatively well. Horst isn't enjoying himself. Johannes is learning to juggle. These observations aren't related, exactly, but Horst spent eight years with nothing to do but think and it's difficult to stop himself now.

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    A Leonie/Johannes romance.

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    58
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    The Cabal Brothers Do Christmas, much to Johannes' disgust.

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    Johannes Cabal and Zarenyia get married. For immigration purposes.

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    In Lashain, anything can be bought for the right price. But that can't possibly extend to necromancy... can it?

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    In which Johannes Cabal, a necromancer of some considerable infamy, crashes a metanarrative and kills its protagonist. What could possibly go wrong? Could grumpy Cabal possibly enliven the story? Stay tuned.

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    The thrilling conclusion of the Friendship is Unnecessary series is brought to you by: angst, best friends, mad nemeses, bird interrogation, and a Jane Eyre reference no-one is going to get but me.

    Series
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    17/17
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    You never leave anyone behind and you never follow them in.

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    The (possibly penultimate) story of the unlikely friendship between Leonie Barrow and Johannes Cabal, in which they get caught.

    Rating upgraded to 'teen' due to some rather gross zombie descriptions.

    Series
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    The Famous Cabal Bros find themselves in a remote Inn surrounded by the undead. Or; a typical evening

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    A brief moment between two monsters in a crypt.

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    This is, in essence, the writing equivalent of "sketches" and are me testing out and practising the style and characters. This page is only so they exist and have proper formatting (because Tumblr, where I originally posted them, kept messing with the layout). These will be mixed in spoilers (for both the novels and the short stories).

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    Heavens, who wouldn't want to embark on a cruise getaway with none other than Johannes Cabal? Horst, ever the optimist and always game for a bit of fun, is determined to put his sarcastic and gloomy brother Johannes in a good mood. Will Johannes ever loosen up and enjoy the vacation?

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    New department of DEPRAC offers up a job board of the non-Visitor variety. Necromancers and ghost hunters find a way to work together.

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    4/?
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    6
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    In which Johannes Cabal inadvertently causes the Uprising, and aspires to fix it.

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    2,509
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    4/?
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    1
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    4
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    410

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