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    Fate brought Sherlock and John together, but a terrible incident tore them apart. A decade can feel like an eternity when you're forcibly separated from the person you've been desperately in love with. Now that fate is giving them a second chance, will they be able to overcome the past, or will a higher power keep them forever apart?

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    A light little AU ficlet about John and Sherlock's first meeting at uni when John gets drunk and pounds on the wrong door thinking it is his room. It turns out to be Sherlock's.

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    “You’re bloody gorgeous. I’ve died and gone to heaven.” John blinks serenely up at the figure.

    “You’re wasted,” the figure growls. “You should know I can kill you most creatively and dispose of your body in a thousand inventive ways so that you will never be found. I assure you that I will never get caught. So unless you want me to extinguish your pathetic, little existence this very moment you better tell me who the hell you are and what the hell you are doing in my room.”

    “Yes, that… That… That is amazing. Keep talking, Love.” John grins and stares up into those green-blue eyes, dazed. He presses his lips together in an effort to look patient and blinks slowly, staring expectantly at the lips that spilled all those elegant words with such precise diction and in an amazing rumbly voice. “Come on, then, I could listen to you for hours.” John offers a smile. “Tell me again how you’re going to kill me, I like that bit.”


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    "As he finished up his own dinner and went to wash his plate in the sink, his thoughts of Sherlock quickly turned from chaste and longing to lustful and full of desire. He glanced at the clock as he dried his hands and realized Sherlock shouldn't be home for another hour or so. Perhaps he had a little time to indulge himself."

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    Instead of addressing his sexual desires directly he decides to just wank off like normal and gets caught. Things don't go as originally planned but it couldn't possibly end better than this.

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    John Watson comes home to 221b and is pleasantly surprised by his flatmate.

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    SimplyClockwork's Kinktober Day 3 - Intoxicated Sex

    John suggests they raid Mrs. Hudson's "Herbal Soothers" and... well, you'll see.

    221B Ficlet! 221 words, with the last word beginning with the letter B.

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    The saga of BAMF John and spy Sherlock continues in this sequel to Could Be Dangerous. Following along with BBC Sherlock canon of S1Ep2, the men face threats from all sides as well as and their own evolving feelings for each other as they solve the case of The Blind Banker.

    Where this begins makes more sense if you at least read Chapter 12 of Could Be Dangerous.

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    Работа в неизведанном космосе была не такой захватывающей, как надеялся Джон, особенно когда выяснилось, что это в основном обслуживание ботов на необитаемых планетах. Однако тайна повторяющихся необъяснимых поломок на планете BAK 2212 может оказаться именно тем приключением, которого он так жаждал!

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    A bit rough, but still tender.

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    John and Sherlock have a good agreement, no strings attached. Of course John’s feelings for James Sholto won’t interfere with it, John thinks, like a fool.

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    Sherlock tells John he doesn't have friends, so John gets pissed and attempts to prove he can solve a case without Sherlock, which results in them doing each other like crosswords :)

    (Set during the episode "The Hounds of Baskerville")

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    It has been over a year since the events of The Final Problem. Sherlock, John and Rosie are living together at 221B Baker Street. Sherlock and John are sharing the childcare and living in domestic bliss. However, they haven't spoken about their relationship. John is craving intimacy but doesn't want to seek out a relationship as he's happy with his life as it is. He finds himself having feelings for his flatmate but doesn't think Sherlock is interested in romantic entanglement. Sherlock proves him wrong.

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    This story is about a case that has Sherlock returning to his persona as The Posh Purple Pirate. It's about the pleasure and challenge of helping Sherlock transform from brilliant Detective to mesmerising Miss Pirate. It's about the temptation Miss Pirate poses on stage, but not just for John. It's about fighting physical enemies and facing inner demons. It's about being stripped bare, body and soul. It's about love, fun, desire and passion. It's about doubt, worries, hurt and anger. It's about understanding. It's about forgiveness.

    This story... It's not about the legend, the stories, the adventures. It's all about: who you really are, it does matter!

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    Основано на пастише "ПРОИСШЕСТВИЕ С МНИМОЙ ГРАФИНЕЙ" авторства Крейга Шоу Гарднера, который я бы рекомендовала прочесть до того, как вы приступите к этой работе.

    Холмс, переодетый женщиной, отправился в компании Уотсона на приём, где предотвратил преступление. Уотсона, кажется, сей маскарад понравился.

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    Sherlock enhances the little blue pill and unwittingly ends up testing it on John

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    Jim knows how to terrorize everyone with just words and harmless bombs.

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    Every time John thought back to the occasion the funny thing was that the first thing he had noticed to be out of place had been a...toe.

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    John comes home to a strangely obsessed Sherlock

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    Will Doctor Holmes and Doctor Watson really go on the agreed date in the infamous punkrock club "The Misfit"?
    Will their sexual tension finally be resolved?
    Is it really going to be dangerous?
    And will Sherlock really wear the promised fishnet top? (Oh God, yessss!)

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    John "Five Oceans" Watson — technical dive instructor, dive accident analyst and weapon of mass seduction — meets recluse professor of maritime archaeology Holmes. As they head out to a remote archipelago off the coast of Guatemala to study and film its shipwrecks for a documentary, will sparks fly or fizzle out?

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    14/14
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    14,984
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    John is blowing Sherlock after a few too many glasses of whiskey.

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    106
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    6
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