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    Thorin Oakenshield is captured and enslaved. He is given a choice to either rape you or have members of his people killed by slavers. However, there is something about you that Thorin finds extremely intriguing way before he was put into this dilemma, and he can't figure out why. What is a dwarf to do?

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    Erik Lehnsherr has been locked away in a plastic cell for 20 years. The only time he is ALLOWED outside is when Trask and Stryker run their experiments on him. And they have him run missions for them. He assumes everyone he knows is dead. So he gave up hope that anyone was going to save him. Or at the very least kill him to spare him from fate. Then one day a powerful mutant with 3 minions arrives and saves him. Erik thought it was the happiest day of his life. However, when he found out that not only were the x-men were alive. The BROTHERHOOD was alive. He was heartbroken to find out that everyone moved on. Moved on from HIM. Naturally of course he….did NOT take it well.

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    Prince Erik in the middle of a kidnapping gone wrong. He finds himself drowning. Only...not in the way he expects. And he soon discovered that there is a whole new world out there. And that everyone including his parents has been keeping things from him.

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    “You honestly thought there would be nothing wrong,” Erik growls, “with reading out incantations from a book literally titled Book of the Dead.”

    “Well, when you put it like that,” Charles says weakly. “Look, you didn’t stop me either!”

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    Or Erik is a hapless ex-soldier hunting his mother's killer down, Charles is a professor, and together they accidentally raise the worst sort of mummy they could possibly raise.

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    If anyone asked why Charles, come rain, wind or shine, made the significant trek during his dismal lunch hour to dine at "Edie's Kosher Delicatessen", he would stubbornly say that it was because their pastrami on rye and potato knishes were absolutely to die for. He wasn't completely lying, because the deli's namesake, Edie Lehnsherr, made the best matzah ball soup Charles has ever had in his life. Still, Charles would rather shave his full head of hair off than admit that the real reason he would willingly walk through hail and fire to get to the corner deli was because of Erik, the insanely attractive man working the counter.

    Sure, Erik has barely spoken two words to Charles other than "Hello, what can I get you?" or, after the third day in a row that Charles came to the deli, "Welcome back, what can I get you?", but Charles was more than happy to just ogle at the man from afar while devouring the juicy wurst Erik had put together with his (large and very capable) hands.

    But, little does Charles know, Erik doesn't usually work the front counter. He only does it when he knows the cute blue-eyed man will be dining in.

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    Fueled by the grief of her brother, part of Wanda Maximoff's powers manifest earlier than it should, resulting in her opening a door between her universe and another where her brother is alive- Just not the brother she knows.

    A friendship sparks, helping both heal from past heartaches, and altering the course of both their lives moving forward.

    Peter and Wanda if they met much sooner.

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    Charles has been living his life as a baseline, unbonded man for years. He didn’t need a soulmate or a mutation. However, an unexpected encounter forces him to recall and confront his painful past, in more ways than one.

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    El oráculo vio en los ojos azules del príncipe y le profetizó lo siguiente: los lazos que los dioses han unido, jamás han de separarse por más estruendoso que sea el camino. O de lo contrario, las ramas que crecieron torcidas se quemarán con el fuego del destino.

    Una profecía mucitada en las montañas. Un dios deseoso de venganza. Y dos almas separadas que se empeñan en luchar solas.

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    Something I found when going through my laptop. It's sort of the beginning of a Shame AU?? So a sort of open ended thing.

    It's mostly Charles angsty over a divorce and wanting Erik to fuck him so...

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    Ciao Tifosi ♥️ We’re about to go racing in Bahrain again, but we couldn’t stop watching our last race there.

    Today, you decide 🔄 the outcome ✅ of the 2020 Sakhir Grand Prix 🇧🇭. So here you go, our gift to all of you 🤗

    #Seb5 #Charles16 #essereFerrari 🔴

    In which Scuderia Ferrari woke up one morning, decided that they were bored, and chose chaos.

    or: Ever wondered what a race would look like if certain 2020 Sakhir Grand Prix events didn't happen or happened differently? There are 10 different timelines that result in 7 different podiums, one of which is the actual Sakhir 2020 podium. 13 out of the 20 drivers end up on the podium. Try to find them all!

    In total, there are almost 40 scenes and you can make more than 30 decisions.

    Inspired by Black Mirror's Bandersnatch interactive film.

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    Yūji doesn't care. He just wants everything to disappear at this point.

     

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    The desire for everyone to disappear from his life.

    Everyone.

    He wants to be alone.

    He would do anything to satisfy those dangerous, dark desires of his.

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    "Hey, Yuuji? Do you regret this?"

    "No, sensei."

    "I see."

    "Thank you for everything, I love you sensei."

    "No you don't."

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    DarkER Erik. Erik was never truly the same after everything that had happened over the years. Getting out of prison, losing his family twice the camps, Nazis, Apocalypse, SHAW. He may be fine physically. But emotionally not so much.

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    Charles Xavier is an MI6 Agent with the terrible habit of asking questions when he shouldn’t. Erik Lehnsherr is a freelance Nazi hunter working under Mossad. With nothing in common, they are not partners and they certainly are not allies (at least, not yet).

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    By you, this World has everything left to lose. / And I, your sentry of ice, shall allways protect / what your Joy so dangerously resumes. / I'll destroy no World / so long it keeps turning with flurry & gush, / petals & stems bending and lush, / and allways our hushes returning anew. — Mark Z. Danielewski

    Everyone is born with an Indication determining their Dominant or submissive score. Those lower on the scale are naturally inclined to defer to those higher. Erik Lehnsherr is one of the 27 global population of D5s, hyperdominants that can use vocal persuasion to make anyone, of any score, do anything. Charles Xavier happens to be his generation's first recorded S1, a hypersubmissive and the only Indication capable of resisting a D5 and retaining their own agency.

    Some stories start out inevitable. And while there are sparks, there is also one small caveat: Erik Lehnsherr is in a CIA detention facility after blowing up a government building in an act (Langley feels is) of terrorism. Charles Xavier has been assigned by Moira MacTaggert as his forensic psychiatrist.

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    Charles Xavier is a billionaire playboy and powerful telepath. He has no reason to settle down. Driven by carnal desire, he stalks nightclubs across the country in search of fun, meaningless sex. But after one passionate night aboard his yacht with Erik Lehnsherr, Charles finds himself in an unfamiliar position.

    Because Erik is the one who just walks away. And Charles is facing a barrage of feelings that are brand new to him.

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    Charles has absolutely zero sense of self preservation and that causes Henry Stickmin much grief and exasperation.
    Only person who might be slightly more exasperated is Ellie, who has to watch these two oblivious morons pine after each other, bless her and her infinite patience.

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    Triple Threat just be vibing it up, till Charles gets kidnapped :/
    Angst ensues ;)

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    After getting screwed over --again-- by Creed, Logan needs a getaway.

    He didn't anticipate having a passenger in his escape. Not an attractive one, for damn sure.

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    Based on this post about a Vampire waking up and hanging out in a library.
    Erik is a cranky professor and Charles is a chipper old vampire pretending to be a student. Hank is just hanging in there for the credit and maybe immortality. Whichever comes first.

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    It is unsafe to be so exposed. It is unsafe to be in a five-pointed box--

    "You gonna be okay, Erik?" Logan asks, and it's like he knows before a word is uttered in reply.

    His lips feel tight and dry, ready to split at the cracks when he smiles. "I survive."

    By the skin of his teeth.

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    Erik Lensherr has been 'fighting for mutant rights' for the last couple years. Some might call it terrorism, but those people were narrow-minded. Unfortunately, this means that when Magda Maximoff died, no one was able to locate him to let him know that his children were without a guardian. Charles Xavier was selected as their foster parent instead, and had been doing an excellent job for the past year. Erik is back now and has no intention of being separated from his children, but working together for the kids is easier said than done.


    In a different situation— some anonymous bar in some overpopulated city, perhaps— Erik would absolutely have been interested. He was slender and looked about Erik’s age, but his eyes took up the majority of his face and were almost alarmingly blue. His dark curls looked like they were made for a hand to fist in. His anger was nearly palpable, sparking off him in waves that Erik could physically feel. Under any other circumstance, he’d be attracted, would have immediately started things working to get the pretty little Englishman back to his place.

    Not this circumstance.

    “You will not,” the Brit snarled at Erik, “Not be taking custody of my children.”

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